Chapter 490 : To live a good life (for [Frozen] Ruthless 9/15)
Two thousand seven hundred years ago, in the wilderness, the seven-nation coalition forces of Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao had strong soldiers and horses, and there were many swords and guns.
Among the coalition forces, Gu Xiaobai touched his head with a confused look on his face: "So, why did we come to attack Chu? Is it because these guys don't pay me tribute that I can't make a bell?"
Next to him, the white-haired Baigan grinned, not knowing what to say.
Bai Tian opened his mouth to say something, but Guan Zhong or Hao Fanbai quickly stopped him and said, "Yes, they won't pay you tribute!"
"These bastards, we have to beat them hard!" Gu Xiaobai stood up and covered his waist. Ouch... I'm such an old waist...
How old am I?
He looked at Bai Gan and Guan Zhong beside him: "Uncle Bai, Lao Hao, your eyebrows and beards are all white..."
"Your Majesty, are you talking about us? Your own hair and beard have turned white..." Next to him, Baigan stretched out his hand and gently touched Gu Xiaobai's temples, "It's been four or five years since I last saw you.
I have never seen you before, I thought I would never see you again..."
Bai Gan looked at Gu Xiaobai with eyes full of love.
Gu Xiaobai looked at Bai Gan's old face and suddenly wanted to cry.
He sniffed, held back, and waved his hand: "Uncle Bai, what are you talking about? You will definitely live a long life..."
Baigan smiled and suddenly asked: "Master...if one day your body gets old, where will you go? This person...does he really have an afterlife? If so, where else can I meet him?"
See you?"
As people get older, they suddenly start to think about many problems.
Gu Xiaobai was speechless, but couldn't answer a word.
Baigan suddenly smiled, turned around and said, "Look, what am I talking about? Master, you must always look like the young man you were back then... I really want to see what you really look like..."
The last sentence is too light to be heard.
He took care of this young man for his whole life and followed him for his whole life.
Live for him, die for him, rejoice for him, grieve for him.
Watch him turn the tide, watch him change his destiny against the odds, watch him beam with joy and cry heartbrokenly, come and go, go and come again.
But I never knew who he really was.
Gu Xiaobai looked at Bai Gan's back as he turned around.
Still strong, but already stooped.
Then Gu Xiaobai also lowered his head and looked at his hands.
The veins are protruding and the skin has become loose.
He found a bronze mirror and saw a face that was already showing signs of age.
At that moment, Gu Xiaobai suddenly remembered something and let out an earth-shattering exclamation: "Ah, I know, Duke Huan of Qi is attacking Chu...I was cheated!"
Next to him, Bai Gan put his hands on his forehead, Bai Tian lowered his head, and Hao Fanbai burst out laughing, then quickly covered his mouth.
Then, Hao Fanbai felt melancholy again.
Xiaobai finally found out.
But what you said is too straightforward.
For a little brat like you, do you know what green is?
In other words, are you qualified to be cheated?
Only someone like me, who has been kicked out by my wife, has the right to scream like this!
"Bah, you're still hiding this from me!" Gu Xiaobai stomped his feet, "I'm unhappy!"
Why did you suddenly give me a colored hat?
My name is obviously Xiaobai, not Xiaolu!
Perhaps this is a man's instinct. Although this incident happened 2,700 years ago, and although strictly speaking, Gu Xiaobai is not qualified to be cheated, at this moment, Gu Xiaobai still feels the same way.
Of course, this is the same body!
Of course I feel the same way!
There have been many absurd wars in history, but few of them are as absurd as this one.
This war started with a rookie, no... Cai Ji.
In order to find a supporter, Cai Muhou married his sister to Duke Huan of Qi as a concubine. At this time, Cai Ji was still young, but Duke Huan of Qi was already over fifty years old.
One time, two people were boating on the lake. Cai Ji tried her best to rock the boat. Duke Huan of Qi was afraid of the water and shouted to stop her. However, Cai Ji had a lively personality and instead of stopping, she deliberately rocked the boat even harder... As a result, she committed suicide and was killed.
Duke Huan of Qi rushed back to his parents' home.
Qi Huangong's original intention was just to let Cai Ji go home to calm down, write a letter of repentance, send a message saying "Husband, I was wrong, don't be angry" and take her back.
After all, it is not easy to find a young and beautiful wife at such an old age.
As a result, after she returned home, she complained to her family for a while, and then her family remarried her!
This angered Duke Huan of Qi, the overlord of the Spring and Autumn Period.
Why are you trying to forgive me?!
Believe it or not, I will give you some color to see!
So Duke Huan of Qi led the eight-nation coalition forces of Qi, Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao, and directly defeated Cai Guo and captured Cai Hou alive. No matter if he was the father-in-law or the brother-in-law, it was just a violent beating!
Say, where is my wife?
What? You actually remarried her to Chu State?
Come on, let's go and give Chu State some color!
Therefore, the coalition forces came directly from the Chu Kingdom.
This is Qi Huangong's attack on Chu in history!
400 years later, when the King of Qin wanted to annex Anling, he said twelve words: "The emperor's wrath will kill millions of people and bleed for thousands of miles."
Fortunately, we are in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the wars in the Spring and Autumn Period still have the word "righteousness" in them. It is not like the Warring States Period in later generations, where a country was wiped out and millions were killed...
But no matter what age, the king is always angry and the blood flows down the river.
"What's going on now?" Gu Xiaobai asked.
"Your Majesty, King Xiong Yun of Chu Cheng has sent someone to negotiate peace with us. The messenger should be arriving soon..." Hao Fanbai said.
"Hmph, you bastard! Knock the messenger to me first..." Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he was afraid.
How can I endure being cheated on?
No matter who it is, anyway, one from Chu will kill one, two will kill a pair!
Being raped is the way it is played on TV anyway!
"Your Majesty, do you really want to do this?" Bai Tian pressed his sword with one hand, eager to try.
He just likes the young master's unscrupulous character!
simply!
Before he finished speaking, he heard an exclamation from outside.
"Where am I?"
"Is Xiaobai playing a prank on me? Xiaobai, Xiaobai, come out..."
Gu Xiaobai increases his forehead with his hands...
System, what did you do to me again!
Why do you do this to me every time I want to kill someone?
Believe it or not, I also gave you a green thumb!
"Who is this person? Could it be that... Mr. Xiao Hei brought Pan Guoxiang here?" Hao Fanbai thought for a moment and knew the identity of the person outside.
Next to them, Bai Gan and others also looked curious. Why is there another one?
Bai Tian asked Gu Xiaobai: "Your Majesty, what should we do now?"
Is this to kill or not to kill?
Gu Xiaobai had a headache and died.
How to kill this?
"Let him in first..." Gu Xiaobai sighed.
Damn it, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head...
Let him live for now!
"Zuo Zhuan of the Spring and Autumn Period: The Fourth Year of Duke Xi" records: The Duke of Qi and Chen Zhuhou's divisions and Qu Wancheng took advantage of it to watch... The Marquis of Qi said, "With this mass of people fighting, who can resist it? If you use this to attack the city, what city cannot
Ke, I said to you, if you use virtue to appease the princes, who would dare to disobey? If you use the square city of the Chu Kingdom as a city and the Han River as a pond, even though there are many people, there is no use for them, and they will be defeated and allied with the princes...
(Qi Huan Gong deployed the coalition forces and rode with the envoy Qu Wan for review. Qi Huan Gong said, my army is so large, who can resist it? With this attack, what city cannot be conquered? Qu Wan said, if you rule with virtue
Royal princes, who dares to disobey you? If you use your military power to bully our Chu State, and our Chu State uses Fangcheng Mountain as its city wall and the Han River as its moat, it will be useless no matter how many of you there are, so the two sides formed an alliance.)
The wonderful debates in the history books were all fabricated by later generations. The fact is that a man named Pan Guoxiang accidentally traveled through Qu Wan's body and he had a mental breakdown.
"I didn't say anything. They asked me to say it. How could I, a science student, remember this kind of history!"
Chapter completed!