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Chapter 1979 : There's something wrong with this paradise!(1/2)

(It’s still late today, so I’ll update it first, it will be revised at 1:30)

How does it feel to pick someone up when you don't agree with them?

Cao Baodong originally just came here to make fun of people, but when he heard that there were delicious food at the birthday banquet, Cao Baodong couldn't hold back.

Huh? What if I can’t go to the birthday banquet?

Ever since I was little, my daddy has been traveling all over the world, and there is no birthday banquet that I can’t afford!

Even my Suona is not qualified to attend the birthday banquet. Who is qualified to attend the birthday banquet?

Believe it or not, I will be living in front of your house from now on, blowing from dawn to dusk, and then from dusk to dawn?

Man, the greatest advantage of having a skill is that even if you have to take ten thousand steps back, when the last resort comes, as long as you use this skill, you will definitely have something to eat.

What's more, the suona has been used for eating from the very beginning.

To be able to reach the top seven from birth, you must at least live from someone else's birth to someone else's top seven.

"La So Mi Na Na Na ~" sounded a melody that was a bit stiff and could hurt people's ears. Especially when the fourth note was played, Dadongzi grinded the whistle base with his teeth and blew out the vibrato.

The tone of the voice is like saying "Thank you~ Sun Thief" through gritted teeth.

Even if a song like "Listen to Me Say Thank You" is played by the suona, it is still a heavy and irresistible love.

As everyone listened, they began to imagine a burly man who looked like Zhang Fei. He grabbed the passerby who had helped him and insisted on performing a full "Listen to me to say thank you" dance for him.

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.

When I reached the position of "Listen to me and say thank you", the colorful tongue came out and "doo la la la la", and the appeal suddenly dropped.

It felt like this big man like Zhang Fei couldn't help but want to leave before he finished singing.

The big man like Zhang Fei got anxious and grabbed the opponent's sleeve.

While grabbing each other's sleeves, they were making dance gestures.

As the other party struggled desperately, who would have thought that "tear", the plot took a turn for the worse, because he really did not accept the thank you, and the man who was being thanked had his clothes torn apart by the big brother who sincerely thanked him.

"Listen to me, thank you, because you are the warmest person in the world. Listen to me, thank you. Thank you. The world is more beautiful. Listen to me, thank you. Because I have you, my love is always in my heart. Listen to me, thank you. Thank you for passing on happiness..."

Everyone felt like laughing, shocked and feeling uncomfortable all at once.

Oh my god, don’t thank me, don’t thank me, my life is almost gone!

This is a life-changing experience!

Just make a living!

Is it possible to live like this?

It's really exciting.

In the distance, the tourists were even more stunned.

Some people looked confused: "What kind of song is this? Why does it feel so exciting and so good? Hey, this style is so cool!"

Most of these are foreigners.

As for all Chinese, especially those with children, there is no one who doesn’t know this song. They were all shocked and amused at the moment: “Fuck, thank you for the Suona version, this is so exciting!”

"The suona is such a handsome instrument!"

"I have never felt that the suona instrument is so cool! I want to learn it!"

"I also want to play this again to thank you, to thank my child's kindergarten teacher. I am almost depressed by this song!"

After shaking his head and playing this section, Cao Baodong suddenly pulled the suona and held it in his hand, but the sound of music was still coming from his mouth.

The sound of this music is sharper, louder and more exciting.

"Sweet Mimi~Sew Mimi~Sew Mimi~"

Cao Baodong repeatedly played the three words "Thank you" in his mouth as if chanting a sutra, and then became faster and faster, while his hands were still pointing everywhere.

I thank you, I also thank you, I also thank you, thank you, thank you!

The sound should be as sharp and sharp as possible, as harsh as it should be.

"Fuck, Kouxin!"

Who would have thought that Cao Baodong had already hidden his mouth string in his mouth.

In fact, Gu Xiaobai knows how serious and hard-working this guy Cao Baodong is. He has a mouth string in his mouth. He has a mouth string in his mouth. He has never taken it out and keeps it in his mouth every day.

He would blow something when he thought of it. Sometimes Gu Xiaobai was afraid that he would accidentally swallow it and would have to take him for an operation.

At the end of the performance, Cao Baodong suddenly jumped up and pointed forward in the air: "Hey! Mimi"

It felt like the passerby who was thanked abandoned all his clothes and finally escaped from this terrible hell of gratitude and ran away.

And behind, the burly man like Zhang Fei was still jumping behind him and shouting loudly: "Thank you!"

As soon as the last note fell, Cao Baodong spit out the strings in his mouth with a "poof", shook his saliva, then showed a big smile, looked at the official-looking uncle, and asked: "How is it?"

Can you wait first?"

Everyone is almost speechless. Thank you for being able to brag about it, and no one else can.

Do you still expect your uncle to give you first class?

Everyone cheered: "Well done, don't do it again in the future!"

"If you continue to brag, you will send everyone away if they celebrate their birthday!"

"Yes, yes, this one can be the first. Come on, come on, keep the token." The official uncle took Cao Baodong's hand very seriously and asked: "What is your musical instrument?"

Cao Baodong: "Thank you, uncle! This is called Suona, haven't you heard of it before?"

Cao Baodong didn't know that the suona, a folk musical instrument with Chinese characteristics, came from Central Asia. This uncle came from a public loser in the Warring States Period, and he would be a ghost if he saw the suona.

On the other hand, the suona's companion instrument, the sheng, already exists and is very popular.

If the person standing here now was a musician from the Ming Dynasty, there would be no need for Cao Baodong to explain what his instrument was.

"Hey! Look at me, I got the token!" Cao Baodong held up his token and laughed, "I can go to the birthday banquet! Let me think about what to eat at the birthday banquet!"

Everyone burst into laughter. How could you think you were ordering food at a birthday banquet?

Of course, I will give you whatever food is served to you.

Cao Baodong's triumphant look made everyone even more eager to try.

"Hey, who's coming next?"

"If Dadongzi makes such a fuss, I want to live a good life."

"Getting the token is not the goal, the whole life is the goal, right?"

"No, it's to get the token while working hard. This is the purpose."

The official uncle immediately became busy, listening to everyone's various tricks.

This performance does not need to be completely performed. After listening to a few words, the uncle will be able to give a similar evaluation, and he will also make a few comments by the way.

That's good. There's no pressure on everyone when they're doing it. As long as they're doing it, they don't have to worry about finishing the performance.

Listening to the uncle's comments, everyone was speechless. Although this uncle who looked like a government official seemed to have never heard of many of their instruments, modes, and styles of music, every comment he made was to the point. It can be said that he was right.

Music has extremely high attainments.

They didn't know that this uncle was a public loser, and he was also an important music official of the Lu State. Ritual and music were still very important in the Warring States Period. As the most important, or even the only entertainment item for mankind, music played an important role in the Warring States Period.

It has been highly developed, both in theory and practical application, and has reached its peak.

"Xiaobai, don't you want to perform a show?" Wang Haixia went up to heal himself. Le Zizi took the token and asked when he saw Gu Xiaobai still standing next to him.

Gu Xiaobai: "..."

Should I apply to perform for myself?

There is no such thing...

However, these 200 points are quite a waste.

He stepped forward, took out his erhu, and played a few phrases. The official officer over there couldn't wait to push a token into his hand.

The moment they shook hands with him, the official uncle said sincerely: "Sir, thank you for your hard work..."

Alas, I really have no discernment. Why didn’t I give the token to the young master earlier?

Originally, the title "Gongzi" could only be used by the sons of princes. However, as the etiquette collapsed, by the Warring States Period, the title "Gongzi" had almost reached the point where a nobleman could use it casually.

Now Gu Xiaobai is the most favored third generation of the Gongshu family, the future head of the family, and the person followed by Mo Zhai. He is the overlord of Qufu City. With this status, being called "Gongzi" is not too much.

Gu Xiaobai only thought that this person looked familiar and had no idea who he was. He just smiled, nodded, and said thank you.

Alas, face blindness is so miserable.

This whole event made everyone say it was interesting, and it also gave everyone their first goal.

"Let's go, let's go to Gongshu Mansion for the birthday banquet first!" Wang Haixia waved.

When playing games, since you can enter the dungeon, you must advance to the dungeon.
To be continued...
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