Chapter 1009: 306 Junior Sister Competition
In dormitory 306, four single dogs were lying lazily on the bed.
One is sleeping and three are playing black and white games.
The semester is over, and all three of them have been shortlisted for the top 100 students on campus. Gu Xiaobai has graduated and will soon enter the master's degree. The Whale Riding in the Blue Sea tour has also come to an end, and he has also received a doctorate.
It's time to take a good rest.
In a few days, we will enter the much-loved summer semester. For 306, it is the time to relax.
"Go up, go up...I'm going to die, damn...you two are pig teammates!"
"You are just a bad teammate. Why are you flying around? You weren't there when I needed your cover. You came here when I didn't need your cover. What are your plans for me when you stick to me?"
"Um."
"I'd better fly solo without you two weaklings."
"Friends are over! I'm going to troll people!"
"Um."
Without saying a word, Zhao Mo logged out of his alt account, changed to a King of Glory account, and went out on his own.
I still silently despised my two roommates in my heart: Bah, I can't carry them, I can't carry them, I'm cheating you, I'd better just buy a piece of tofu and kill myself, you're cheating!
After a while, Wang Haixia suddenly said: "Do you think we should also give our junior sister a gift?"
"Ah?" Zhou Xianting looked confused: "What little junior sister?"
"Our little junior sister!"
"How can we have a junior sister?"
"Xiao Bai's little junior sister, Xiao Bai and we are brothers and sisters. We have to wear the same pants. In ancient times, this was sworn brotherhood. Xiao Bai's little junior sister is equal to our little junior sister."
"You can't put Xiaobai's pants up to your armpits?" Zhou Xianting suddenly tilted his head.
"Bah, you even mentioned the top of your head. I'm only three centimeters shorter than Xiaobai!"
"But Xiaobai has long legs!"
Opposite him, Gu Xiaobai, who was sleeping deeply, turned over, revealing his two long legs.
"Wait a minute, let's talk about junior sister first. Do you think we should give some gifts to junior sister?"
"If you have nothing to do, please be courteous. If you're either a traitor or a thief, that's all. You're just trying to flirt with other people, even your junior sister. What plans do you have for Xiaobai's younger junior sister?"
"There are a lot of plots!" Wang Haixia chuckled, "Of course I have to flirt with my junior sister. What if she becomes my girlfriend? Think about it, Xiaobai has a little moth, and the other senior brothers are all old men who have been buried in the earth. When I
When this young and handsome Senior Brother Xiao Xiazi, the number one handsome guy in 306, appeared in front of her..."
Over there, Zhao Xingsheng, who was half-heavy in digging in the tunnel, sneezed several times.
Who the hell is cursing me? And saying I’m half dead?
I counted with my fingers and it must be Wang Haixia!
Zhou Xianting originally planned to continue to complain about Wang Haixia, but after hearing this.
Ouch, that makes sense!
I didn’t expect you to be so wise, Xiaoxiazi!
"Of course I, the lead singer and leading figure of 306/1, can easily win the heart, and then say goodbye to being single..." Zhou Xianting perfectly took over Wang Haixia's fantasy and continued to fantasize.
Plan passes!
Even Zhao Mo, who was playing a game next to him, pricked up his ears.
After all, their sophomore year is about to end, and they are still single.
Moreover, Senior Zhu Qinan is really miserable, too miserable to look at.
What's more, they have also been cursed by senior Zhu Qinan's "I Want a Girlfriend", and they might really be single for the rest of their lives.
After witnessing the tragic situation of senior Zhu Qinan with their own eyes, the three singles secretly moved finding a girlfriend from the second column to the first column in their plan list.
It won't work if you don't work hard.
It really doesn’t work anymore!
We must end our singleness as soon as possible and lift the curse!
And this little junior sister...
Didn’t you read everything written in it? Since ancient times, junior sisters have loved senior brothers!
"What are you sending? Do you have any archeology books?" Zhou Xianting thought seriously.
"Giving books is so boring. Junior sister already has so many books, so this one is the best." Wang Haixia said, "I plan to give her something special and unforgettable!"
"What is it?"
"How can I tell you?" Wang Haixia glanced at Zhou Xianting coldly: "You are my competitor."
In love, there are no brothers!
I, Dongyuan Spray God Wang Haixia, take action first!
On Weibo, people who eat melons are really envious after seeing it.
Archaeological associations, museums, and archeology majors in eight schools in more than 30 provinces and cities have already given Chen Qiuyi gifts.
God knows, there are only ten schools in China that offer archeology majors.
Although most of them are books, these books are large and professional books with extremely high prices. Any one of them costs hundreds, thousands or even thousands of dollars.
In addition, there are various cultural and creative products, which are beautiful and fun, but not cheap.
However, everyone seems bored by always giving away books and cultural and creative products.
Can I have something fresh?
At this moment, @vortexjetman suddenly took action.
"Congratulations to the junior sister who has been admitted to Dongyuan University and has become a junior sister of our 306. Senior brother, I, Wang Haixia, will give the junior sister a 'spray word order' today. With this order in hand, I can spray people for you once, no matter when, no matter what
Who is it? If you spray words and order it, there will be no one in the world!"
Below, there is a big token with a spray word written on it.
At this moment, everyone on the Internet burst into laughter.
Fans of Wang Haixia followed suit below: "Spray the word Zuoqi to report! Send out the killing order and there will be no one in the world!"
"Spray the right flag to report!"
"Spray the Chinese flag to report..."
On the Internet, as Wang Haixia marched south and north, troll teams everywhere gathered quickly and came to join in the fun.
For a time, it was the most popular thing on the Internet.
Zhou Xianting was so angry that he couldn't help it. Wang Haixia was a very powerful person on the Internet. He might be even more powerful than Fu Wenyao and second only to Gu Xiaobai.
In terms of momentum, it is absolutely incomparable.
However, I, Zhou Xianting, am an affectionate man. How can I compete with such a vulgar person who yells about fighting and killing?
Not long after, @zhouxiantinggain10lbs also posted a Weibo post on the Internet.
"Congratulations to my junior sister for joining the Department of Archeology at Dongwon University. Dongwon University has always attached great importance to a strong body, especially in archeology. As a senior, I hereby give you a four-year fitness guidance coupon, whether it is aerobic or non-aerobic.
Oxygen, whether you are building muscle or losing fat, senior brother is always here to accompany you to the end!"
Wang Haixia was really shocked by Zhou Xianting.
This guy Zhou Xianting is trying to pull out all the money from under the cauldron.
The thought of two people sweating profusely in the gym and running on the track together...
Damn it, this guy is too much!
At this moment, @ silently released the news quietly.
"Congratulations to my junior sister, please accept the 'Unlimited Computer Maintenance Coupon'."
Do you think you are already awesome?
I'm going to help the junior sister repair her computer, and then I can enter the junior sister's boudoir!
Chapter completed!