The Huanghuai Plain is flat and fertile, so the villages are densely populated and the population is dense, and the schools are not far away. There will be no situation where you have to go to a middle school in the mountains for most of the day.

The village is three or four kilometers away from the village, and it takes more than ten or twenty minutes to ride a bicycle, and it takes a longer walk, which is more than half an hour.

Li Qubing didn’t have a bicycle, some of the other friends had bicycles, and some didn’t. A few of them had to go to school discussed it. Everyone tied the quilts and other things to the bicycles, and then took turns pushing the bicycles to the school to register.

Daling Township Middle School is not big, with a total of 15 classes. From west to east on the second floor, it is Class 3 (1) to Class 3 (5), and then Class 2 (1) to Class 2 (3), and from west to the first floor, it is Office, Class 2 (4), Class 2 (5), Class 1 (1) to Class 1 (5).

Li Qubing was assigned to Class 1 (5), in the classroom on the eastmost part of the first floor, and was in the same class as Li Shuliang and Zhao Dalei and other friends from the same village; Li Dajun, Li Guangjun, Zhao Tianyou and other friends from the same village were all in Class 1 (4) next to them...

The scores are very even, and basically each class has two or three friends from the village.

The freshmen in the first year of junior high school are all excited, even excited - they have heard older brothers and sisters talk about junior high school life and know that they will learn more different things; they left their parents to live independently in school for the first time, and the days without their parents' control are worth looking forward to.

On the playground outside the door

Students walk on it bored

Class 1, first floor east

The noise is mixed

A few girls at the front table

Talking like a sparrow

Waiting for the teacher

Waiting for class

Say goodbye to primary school childhood

......

When Li Qubing was bored waiting for the teacher in the classroom after class, he was not in the mood to chat with these little kids, but was infected by these energetic children. He couldn't help but think of Luo Dayou's "Childhood", and on a whim, he began a great lyrics movement.

"Mystery, what are you writing?" Suddenly, a boy's head stuck out from his side and asked loudly.

Li Qubing looked up and met Shi Lei from his grandmother's village and rolled his eyes: "You are the psychopath, your whole family is psychopath!"

Shi Lei patted Li Qubing on the shoulder: "Hehe, don't worry, you are the nickname we will definitely carry forward in school!"

A black thread fell off Li Qubing's head and decided to ignore him.

Seeing that Li Qubing no longer paid attention to him, Shi Lei picked up Li Qubing's notebook and started reading...

On the playground outside the door

Students walk on it bored

Class 1, first floor east

The noise is mixed

A few girls at the front table

Talking like a sparrow

Waiting for the teacher

Waiting for school to begin

Say goodbye to primary school childhood

Since Shi Lei was standing up and reading, everyone was quiet for a while.

"Hahaha, psycho, are you writing about us?"

Hahaha, several students in the class laughed and said angrily.

"Haha, psychopath, this name is good."

"Yes, psychopath, psychopath, I'm a psychopath."

"Hey, Wang Xiaodan, he said you guys are sparrows."

The girls in front also fired at Li Qubing.

"Who do you say is the sparrow?"

"Why are we sparrows?"

"What a psychopath..."

......

When Li Qubing was besieged by several female generals, someone shouted, "The teacher is here." When Li Qubing looked up, he saw a teacher he knew and hated - Gu Wei. In his previous life, Li Qubing only hated two teachers, a math teacher in the third grade of elementary school and Gu Wei.

The reason I hate the third grade mathematics teacher in elementary school is because the teacher is too ruthless and too rude!

Too cruel: When encountering disobedient students, there is only one word "touch", and they are very cruel. If you have to write with your right hand, you can only hit your left hand, and you will never hit someone with just a single hit. A thick wooden ruler is raised high and then hit hard on your hand. If you dare not hide, you will directly grab the student's hand with your left hand, raise the wooden ruler with your right hand and hit it twice. If you don't hide, hit it hard - your hands will definitely swollen.

No taste: Li Qubing was very naughty when he was a child. He liked to move in class, didn’t like to listen carefully, and didn’t listen to the teacher very much. He was beaten by him a few times, but after being scolded several times, there was still no improvement. So the teacher went straight to his home and said to Li’s father and mother in front of Li Qubing, “Your son will be either a hooligan or A Fei in the future” - Li Qubing was 10 years old that year. - Li Qubing felt that any teacher with some moral character would not say such words, let alone a ten-year-old child. For this matter, Li’s mother had never paid attention to this teacher in the same village for many years.

And this Gu Wei, although he is tall and handsome, he is cruel and unwilling.

Ruthless: In his previous life, he hit Li Qubing on the podium and directly broke the child's legs with the thick arm, and hit several other students directly on the iron bars.

Hei: Stumbling against a teacher you don’t deal with, using conspiracy, and doing everything.

When Gu Wei walked into the classroom, someone shouted "The teacher is here." For a moment, the class was in chaos and then it began to be quiet.

Gu Wei glanced around the class, then walked to the podium, put the things in his hand on the podium, and then scanned the classroom: "Hello everyone, my name is Gu Wei, you are your class teacher. If you have anything, you can come to me. Now start calling..."

Shi Lei

Wang Shuliang

Li Hui

Gu Lili

Liu Yingtao

.....

Listening to these names that were once very familiar but now very unfamiliar, Li Qubing couldn't help but be stunned. He only knew that he was also named, and then he returned to his life in a daze!

I don’t know how long I was in a daze, but Li Qubing was photographed by Shi Lei next to me a few times and said, “Wake up, wake up, it’s time for you to go up and introduce yourself!”

Li Qubing stood up after hearing this and walked quickly to the podium: "Hello everyone, I'm a psycho..."

"Hello everyone, I'm a lunatic..." Li Qubing's self-introduction is really too 2, too nonsensical!

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom!

Gu Wei was also amused by this sentence, but he was more angry, "This boy is so naughty. He dares to introduce himself like this. He has to discipline him well in the future."

"Sorry, I was so angry that Shi Lei was just now, so I started over. Hello everyone, my name is Li Qubing. My name has two meanings: one is because I was often sick when I was a child, so my parents called me Qubing; the other is because Huo Qubing of the Han Dynasty, 800 cavalry crossed the border and defeated the Huns, and won the entire army. (Of course, my parents didn't know the second meaning when they named it.) But because my grandma and their village made me laugh at me as "Nervous". If you are crazy, you'll be crazy."

Speaking of this, Li Qubing suddenly remembered the crazy man's cell phone ringtone in "Yanjing Love Story" and couldn't help singing:

Neuropathy

Neuropathy

I'm a psychopath

What disease do I have

I have a mental illness

Who is going to mess with me

Immediately I get sick.

After singing, he dodged to the side, bowed slightly to the audience, and then walked down the podium.

This self-introduction is too funny, too nonsensical, and too outrageous. He talks and sings, and he sings something like "I'm a psychopath"!

The classroom suddenly exploded! The laughter that was forced to hold on but still laughed out loud, and the buzzing discussion suddenly sounded.

Gu Wei had to stand on the podium, pick up the blackboard and knock on the podium, and shouted loudly while knocking: "Quiet! Quiet!"

Gu Wei shouted several times before finally calming down. Gu Wei glared at Li Qubing, who was sitting down, and said, "Next. But this situation is not allowed to happen again, and it will happen again..." Gu Wei glanced at the classroom for a week and hummed hard: "Hmph."

Then Shi Lei stood up and walked to the podium: "Let's guy, I'm Shi Lei..."

The self-introduction was completed in an orderly manner, and no more episodes appeared.

After introducing himself, Gu Wei posted the course schedule next to the blackboard and said: "Now you have dinner after school, and you will arrive at the classroom on time at 1 pm. If you are late, you have no reason to sit at the end and start class officially at 2 pm. get out of class is over now."

As Gu Wei announced the end of get out of class, the classroom suddenly exploded. Everyone took the bowls and chopsticks they had prepared and started walking towards the cafeteria, wanting to know what the school eats.

Li Qubing has no expectations for the food in the school cafeteria. He ate enough in his previous life. He will always be those dishes: boiled cabbage, boiled radish, boiled carrots, boiled beans, boiled beans, boiled eggplant, boiled cabbage... It will never change, and the seasonal vegetables plus bean sprouts and tofu. The better dishes are just boiled cabbage and tofu, mixed with oil residue and boiled cabbage, mixed with oil residue and boiled radish, and boiled oil residue and made of xxx!

The staple food is typical northern features: steamed buns, vegetarian soup noodles, vegetarian steamed noodles, vegetarian noodles and other vegetarian noodles, egg tomato soup noodles, oil residue steamed noodles, egg noodles, shredded pork noodles, and fried noodles are already very advanced. Most students cannot afford it. Only a few tall, rich, handsome, white, and beautiful.

As for soup, it is even simpler: steamed buns and sprinkle with white flour and cooked, which is called soup. Put this soup in the soup bowl for a few minutes and will turn into boiling water that can be looked in the mirror and flour below.

Li Qubing didn't want to squeeze in and had a meal, so he flipped through the Chinese textbook he had just obtained in the classroom.

There are many people in the classroom who think the same as him, but others not only focus on the textbooks, but also focus on Li Qubing.

"Hey, buddy, your self-introduction is so interesting. By the way, which village are you from? You didn't seem to say anything when you introduced yourself just now." A tall and fat boy walked to Li Qubing.

Li Qubing raised his head and identified this familiar face himself. He stared at this face for a long time until he was uncomfortable when he stared at the boy and remembered who he was: "You are Zhang Hao, from Zhang Village in the former."

Zhang Hao was surprised: "How did you know me?"
Chapter completed!