Chapter 1 There are no fairies in fairyland, but there are fairies in the world
Every tree, every flower, and every inch of land have a lifespan, and so does every world.
The earth is also experiencing the cycle of life and death in thousands of worlds, but the only difference is the length of time. However, there are such a group of monks who imagined to change their destiny against the heavens, pursued the art of immortality, seized the spiritual energy of the world, and ascended to the fairyland. In the end, they succeeded. Under the continuous absorption of the monks, the spiritual energy of the earth finally withered and was about to close the path of immortal cultivation.
"Our three heroes from Wu Lao Peak have worked hard day and night for more than 8,000 years, and have no sects. Now they have finally achieved enlightenment and become immortals, Old Man Gongsun, fellow Taoist Lingbao."
Old man Gongsun shouted to him with a funny face: "Chang Mo Xian?"
Mo Xianchang looked at another gay friend with a happy face, and shouted to the two of them at the same time: "Lingbao Xianchang? Gongsun Xianchang?"
The three of them blocked each other's shoulders and burst into laughter, hahahaha!
Lingbao Xianchang: "Haha, okay, Gongsun Xi, Mo Qian, the heavenly way will burst out spiritual energy for the last time the day after tomorrow. The immortal gate is wide open, and we must also be prepared to ascend to the fairy world."
Gongsun Xi looked yearning: "A fairyland, is there a fairy sister, a roasted crane, and a roasted arowana, it's really good. Uh, I'm a little hungry, go catch a pheasant to beat the teeth and sacrifice first."
Mo Qianyi was also full of joy when he heard this. As a foodie, Shengtian could not be as good as filling his stomach. He quickly pulled Gongsun Xi to the mountains and forests to find pheasants! After a while, a smell of roast chicken was filled with the Wu Lao Peak, and the three of them surrounded the bonfire and each was holding a pheasant and gnawing!
Mo Qian crossed his legs, grabbed the pheasant's head with one hand and nibbled it with the other hand, and held the chicken's butt with the other hand, shouting to Lingbao Xian with enjoyment, "Fellow Taoist Lingbao, eat and drink well, it seems a little sleepy, I want to sleep!"
At this moment, a team of monks flew over Wu Lao Peak and heard Mo Qian's words. Greedy arose on a whim, and his eyes moved. "This man is called Taoist Master Lingbao. I guess he has a treasure and has a spiritual treasure in his family. So he uses this spiritual treasure as a Taoist name?"
The three gay friends have become immortals, only to ascend to the fairy world with one foot, and never let go of any movement. The Immortal Lingbao is also angry. This name often causes trouble for him. Everyone wants to rob him. He roared, "You are so called Lingbao, but you have Lingbao. How did your mother teach you? Why don't you name the Daluo Golden Immortal?"
The monk was also shocked. He could hear it at such a distance! The monk next to him grabbed him and said to him: "Run quickly, these three old monsters are the three useless people in Wu Lao Peak. They have been practicing for eight thousand years but have not become immortals. They have achieved enlightenment for a thousand years. But it is strange that they have not died of old age. After so many years, they probably have the Mahayana stage to practice!"
This really angered the three gay friends of Wu Lao Peak. The three of them showed their fairy aura and their golden light was forcing people to destroy these young monks! Seeing this momentum, the monks did not dare to stay. They used their unique skills to escape!
Mo Qian was immediately discouraged when he saw the speed of escaping and said to the two gay friends, "It's so fast, it's too hard to chase you. I'd better go to rest early, it's too sleepy! Ah...ha..."
Lingbao and Gongsun Xi also glanced in the distance and echoed, "Okay, OK, go to bed!"
Mo Qian continued yawning and said, "I'm so sleepy. Ascend to the day after tomorrow. You call me with dual-purpose psychic stones. It's so sleepy. I'm going to sleep!"
Time passed, two days passed, and the last remaining spiritual energy on the earth intertwined and gathered, spraying towards the sky, forming a spiritual energy vortex. This is the Ascension Immortal Gate! Lingbao and Gongsun Xi had already prepared for ascension. They were staying in front of the Immortal Gate, and a long queue was lined up behind them. It was obvious that they were all immortals who had achieved enlightenment and immortality in the past century, and caught the last train.
The Spirit Bao Xian Chang took out a dark green spiritual stone, used his fairy power to call Mo Qian, "Mo Qian, the immortal gate has been opened, come to ascend to heaven quickly!"
But the two of them didn't know that Mo Qian forgot to open the psychic stone and adjusted it to the vibration mode. "Squeak squeak..." Mo Qian was so lazy that he ignored it habitually and continued to fall asleep! At this time, the dissatisfaction of the immortals sounded from the immortal gate. "The immortal friend in front, the immortal gate has been opened, hurry up, we are all waiting!"
Seeing this, Gongsun Xi was not able to block the door, so he could only say to Lingbao: "Let's go ahead first, take a look in the fairyland first, and then call Mo Qian!"
Lingbao nodded and agreed that he could only walk into the Ascension Immortal Gate with Gongsun Xi and become a free and carefree immortal from now on! I don’t know that the road to immortality is far away...
The psychic stone kept shaking, and finally woke Mo Qian up. Mo Qian took out the psychic stone from his arms and muttered: "I'm finally going to ascend to the immortal."
"Mo Qian, the Immortal Gate is here, come and ascend quickly." After hearing the message on the psychic stone, Mo Qian did not dare to relax. He flew to the sky while connecting the psychic stone! Just as he was flying, the scene in front of him made Mo Qian a little incredible. There was no trace of spiritual energy in the sky, and the same was true between mountains and rivers. Strange buildings standing by the sea in the distance were lined up in a row.
"Lingbao, Lingbao, where are you? When did so many strange houses be built near our Wulao Peak!"
"There are too many ascending immortal friends. We have entered. Come quickly!" The voice of spiritual treasure came from the spiritual stone!
"Why, why can't I see a trace of spiritual energy in the sky? Is it the place where the Ascension Immortal Gate has changed... Uh?" Mo Qian said, his voice became hoarse... Only the voices of other immortal friends were heard faintly from the Spirit Stone. "That immortal friend, if the immortal friend on the Spirit Stone has not jumped through the Immortal Gate, he must have missed the last chance to ascension. The road to ascension is far away. When we teleport, although it feels like in the blink of an eye, time has passed, and it has been a thousand years. In order to cut off the cause and effect of every immortal, the way of heaven has cut off the mortal cause and effect of every immortal."
Mo Qian glanced at the Spirit Stone, and the time of the message on it was indeed displayed 1,020 years ago, and cursed: "Damn, Damn, Damn, this turtle grandson in Tiandao, what should I do? I wish God will be promoted to have a son but no younger brother, and no younger daughter..."
The ten consecutive seconds of scolding made Mo Qian feel a little tired. He gradually accepted this fact and could only continue to live alone on the earth as a salted fish. Although he was a little disappointed: "Lingbao, Gongsun Xi, you two are exploring the wind first in the fairy world. After all, I am also an immortal. There is always a way to meet with you. A thousand years have passed, and there must be a lot of fun in this world!"
Mo Qian and his two gay friends Mo Ji cut off the psychic stone for a while, thinking: A thousand years have passed, and I don’t know who will be the emperor in this world. Let’s find someone to stay for a while and ask about the various aspects of the world!
Mo Qianfei walked towards the ground and headed towards the row of strange buildings! This is a small village by Yuezhao Beach. It has just been classified as a development zone, and basically no tourists came. When he came to a family in the village, Mo Qian knocked on the door. A young man in black and weird clothes opened the door. Without waiting for Mo Qian to speak, the young man said, "Where did the beggar come from? Run to this village to beg for a while. I'm fed up with this IQ. I'll give you 5 yuan, take the bus out of the village and go to the city!"
Mo Qian looked confused and looked at his body. A thousand years later, his robe was a little corrupt, black and full of dust. He was indeed the same as the beggar! Without waiting for Mo Qian to explain, the man stuffed five dollars and left with the small bucket next to the door. He was so embarrassed that he could only ask his good friend for help and took out the psychic stone: "Gongsun Xi, you have many ideas, and the world has changed so much. You want to find someone to stay in, but they all think I am a beggar. What should I do?"
Gongsun Xi said happily: "This is easy. In the story, there are often kind women picking up people who fall into the water by the river and taking them home for treatment. Then the two of them have a relationship over time and finally become immortal companions, hehehe."
Mo Qian slapped his thigh and repeatedly cheered: "I knew you had a good idea, I'll go now."
At this time, Mo Qian's mind was full of kind and beautiful women. He hurriedly cut off the psychic stone, found a place where no one was, and flew into the middle of the sea, and then drifted with the sea. The waves seemed not big, and I don't know how long it had been, and then Mo Qian fell asleep!
Suddenly, Mo Qian heard the shouts of people, woke up, used his magic to look at it with fairy eyes, and it turned out that the young man started. He saw the man, holding a bucket in one hand and holding something like an iron plate in the other hand, shouting at the iron plate, "Thank you Brother Niu for the arrows of the clouds, Oh Duokai, all the old men, please pay attention to me, "Thank you Brother Niu for the arrows of the clouds," "Thank you for the candy canes sent by the old men." "Thank you for the candy canes from the kilns, please click the red heart for free." "Damn, my god, oh Duokai, thank you for sending ten arrows of the clouds, you guys, have you seen them? Have you seen them? This is the show, this is the big brother, the powerful brother, all the old men, let me Brother Niu have another wave of attention!"
Mo Qian was so scared that his whole body shivered. What kind of magic is this? It sounds very powerful. Looking at other places next to him, two other women were discussing something not far away. Suddenly, Mo Qian burst into bleeding from his nose and saw clearly that the two women were wearing cool clothes. In broad daylight, they were wearing small bellybands, underwear, etc. used in the room. Mo Qian was distracted and blushed. Of course, the fact is not like this, but Mo Qian didn't know what kind of clothing this was. The two women were wearing thin short T-shirts with exposed belly buttons and hot shorts!
"Kitten, take a picture of Douli for me! When the music is over, you slowly retreat at me with your phone and lift it up slowly!"
"Manman, OK, let's start"
Mo Qian realized that the iron blocks in the hands of this group of people were called mobile phones. At this time, a music came from the mobile phone, "I have crossed mountains and seas, and also passed through the crowds of people. I once had everything, and it drifted like smoke in a blink of an eye..."
Suddenly, "Ah..." the kitten screamed in surprise. "Manman, Manman, look at the sea..."
Then he screamed in surprise, and everyone around him saw Mo Qian floating by the sea. The middle-aged man yelled again, "Damn, Damn, old men, look, there is a dead person floating on the sea. Children, please exit the live broadcast room. Other old men, let's broadcast live to see what's going on."
Mo Qian was depressed for a moment and knew he had died before he could catch it. In addition, what was the situation and expression of the others? Is it so frightened? It seems that I can only wake up first and let everyone know that I am not dead. Mo Qian, who was lying on the water, pretended to be struggling, slowly raised his head, opened his mouth slightly, pretended to be trying to say something.
"Ah..." "Damn it", "Oh my god!" "The zombie is scammers", "Ghost, umm......" All kinds of screams started to scream, and even the woman named Manman was scared to tears! Mo Qian's long thin hair floated with the waves of water, and her face was soaked in the sea for a long time, and she looked a little pale, and she looked like a ghost who fell into the water.
Mo Qian had countless grass and mud horses in the Malago Bird churning in his heart. He had no choice but to pretend to continue fainting, and then he rushed to the beach with the waves!
The kitten woman seemed to wake up and ran over quickly, shouting, "This person is not dead yet, bet 120."
Everyone also woke up one after another. The kitten joined forces and turned Mo Qian over and carried him away from the sea. At this time, Mo Qian was washed by the sea and he became clean. His pale face and slender and handsome face looked very handsome. Everyone saw that this person looked pretty and softened, without the previous resistance.
When the kitten thought, it was too late to wait for 120 on the beach. Then, he raised Mo Qian's head with one hand and pinched Mo Qian's mouth with the other. Manman looked at it, knowing the kitten's intention, and just wanted to say something, but it was too late. The kitten leaned down and printed his warm and gentle mouth on it.
Mo Qianyi was frightened, why did this woman suddenly become flirtatious, and her whole body tremble in squinted eyes, but when she looked carefully, the woman was so beautiful, and she was wearing bellyband underwear. She was a bit unrestrained, but she felt very good. Just as she was about to slowly enjoy her warm lips, the kitten came in in one breath, and the sea water in Mo Qian's mouth choked on her throat, coughing, coughing... A mouthful of sea water puffed and sprayed the kitten's face.
There was no choice but to wake up, pretending to be rescued, slowly opened his eyes and looked at everyone.
"Hey, isn't this the beggar? Could it be that something big happened at home and then came out to seek death?" The young man who was broadcast live in Qilin recognized Mo Qian.
When Manman heard this, he turned out to be a beggar and thought to himself, "The kitten is suffering a great loss now, but to save people, hey, I don't want to."
Mo Qian followed the words of the live broadcast man and followed the situation. In order to get rid of the identity of a beggar, he murmured in a painful voice: "My family, family, family members died unexpectedly in a fire...I..."
When the kitten heard this, it seemed that such a thing was not good to mention. He comforted him with an angry tone, "The family is gone, but as a boy, you should support the hope of the family, right? Otherwise, what's the use of your parents giving birth to you? Just live well!"
Mo Qian didn't know how to answer this situation, so he silently said. The kitten turned around and said to the young man who was broadcasting live: "Boss, why don't you let him stay next to us? I'll pay the room fee."
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Mo Qian followed the arrangement of the kitten and moved into the young man's home. After listening to their conversation, he learned that the kitten and Manman were tourists who came here to visit. Although the village had just been classified as a development zone, it was because of the beautiful scenery here, so a few tourists came to vacation. The village had already started doing business and converted its own house into a homestay for tourists to live in. The young man was the owner of the homestay, named Song Lu. His family lived in the city, so the house was left to Song Lu, who was half a future rich second generation. After all, this place had not been developed yet and there were not many tourists.
The kitten asked Mo Qian to have a good rest first. After all, I don’t know what harm the body will be when drowning is, so it’s definitely right to rest more. The sky gradually darkened, and Lu Song seemed to be going out, as if he was going to live broadcast. He rushed to the sea at night and there were good things on the beach. The kitten and Manman also followed him to play. Seeing that everyone was out, Mo Qian was not in a hurry to ask something. Since he moved in, he always had a chance, so he just sneaked out alone and wandered around nearby.
Not long after going out, many villagers also went out to chase the sea. Seeing all kinds of villagers, as well as the clothes that Xiaomao and Song Lu lent Mo Qian to Mo Qian, Mo Qian realized that people of this era dressed like this. Obviously, they misunderstood the clothes of Xiaomao and Manman, and thought they were two unrestrained women.
Late at night, the unique lights illuminated every household. Mo Qian was amazed at the changes in this world. A thousand years were even greater than the changes in the previous eight thousand years! Even this light could not see the fire. Shuving between the homestays, the movement in the alleys in the late night was particularly clear. At this time, a woman shouted loudly from a homestay, "Ah, no, no..."
Mo Qianyijing used the immortal method to look at it, and his face turned red again, and his voice continued to reach his ears, "Well, ah, don't, it hurts, um, force..." It turned out to be a young couple? Well, let's take it as a couple for the time being, doing things between men and women, but the shouting language between the men and women made Mo Qianbai feel novel and puzzled, but as he listened, it seemed that he felt a little stimulating.
Well? Mo Qian heard the man who was doing sex and understood it immediately. It seemed that their plan to give birth was over. Mo Qian lost interest in continuing to listen. He was about to leave, but he felt that the little brother seemed to have contracted a disease on his little brother? A translucent thing wrapped around his little brother, causing the woman's pregnancy liquid to be blocked. Mo Qian used fairy art to explore the woman's body and had a certainty in his heart. This woman obviously often had sex, but she had no other problems in her body and had never had children. So it must be the reason for this man. Mo Qian was an immortal after all, and this minor illness must be easily solved. With the use of the immortal method, the fairy light at his fingertips flashed and disappeared. He also helped him and let the liquid released by the man flow into the woman's body smoothly.
Mo Qian left this area with satisfaction and continued to wander around other places. A trace of spiritual energy condensed from the air and merged into Mo Qian's body. This change surprised Mo Qian, thinking: You can get this pure spiritual energy by doing such a good thing. It seems that there is no way to fly to the fairyland. But what Mo Qian didn't know was that the man and woman had just been together for a while, and the man just solved his physiological needs normally. He never thought about their future lives, but it was this unexpected pregnancy that made the man feel a little responsible and finally married the woman. Of course, this is all a story.
After Mo Qian left, the woman shouted in surprise, "Did you not wear a condom? You went in, you went in..." "I remember wearing it...what to do, what should I do? Why don't I go buy contraceptive pills?" But how could this pair of men and women stop the assisted pregnancy with the blessing of the immortal power?
As Mo Qian walked, he felt a couple of men and women who were having sex. What made Mo Qian strange was that the men here suffered from that strange infertility disease. He didn't think too much about it and cast a spell to "treat" it. Mo Qian waited for a while and seemed to have no pure innate spiritual energy. He was a little confused and thought: Is it like gambling, only if I shake dice, I can only shake it? But my luck doesn't seem too bad. It won't be too difficult to practice in the future? It seems that I will go out for more walks late at night in the future. What Mo Qian didn't know is that there are still things like abortion in this era.
The night gradually darkened, and Xiaomao and Manman returned to the B&B early. Song Lu seemed to be still rushing to the sea by the sea. Xiaomao didn't forget to care about Mo Qian. When he went to his room, he didn't see anyone. In an instant, many thoughts appeared in his mind: Are you embarrassed? He left alone silently? And was it... or was it too late to think about it and wanted to commit suicide? No, come back quickly.
Chapter completed!