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Chapter 1642 Shameless(1/2)

Doesn't it matter if it's a fairy or not?

Is this what you don’t care about?

One million fairy crystals almost means something. What does that mean?

Too little?

"Fellow Taoist, are you going too far?" The monk's face immediately darkened.

Xu Que spread his hands: "Are you not convinced? If not, hit me!"

As soon as the man raised his hand, he turned back and said, "Then how much do you want?"

"With two hundred million immortal crystals, I reluctantly cut out a song and changed it to something else to make do."

"Why are you so shameless!"

Xu Que rolled his eyes: "Obviously it's you who disturbed my Zen enlightenment, but now you're beating me up, who is so shameless! Who is bullying me?"

Faced with Xu Que's accusation, everyone was unable to defend themselves!

Should we ask them to reason with Xu Que?

finally!

One person made a difficult decision and said: "How about we all join together and let him forget it, otherwise we will not be able to pass the trial within the time limit."

"I think so too!"

Although there were still a few who were unwilling, under the pressure of everyone, they could only compromise with Xu Que.

With united efforts, the two hundred million immortal crystals were quickly collected.

With a dark face, a monk handed all the immortal crystals to Xu Que.

"Happy cooperation!" Xu Que immediately smiled and pressed the song cut button.

The passionate singing in everyone's ears finally stopped.

However, just when everyone was relieved and ready to enter the state of enlightenment again.

A rough and high-pitched male voice suddenly sounded: "Every time, I am strong in wandering and lonely. Every time, even if I am hurt, I will not shed tears..."

Whoosh!

Everyone in the audience was petrified on the spot, with black lines all over their faces and twitching corners of their mouths!

Good guy! What difference does it make if I change the song or not?

No, it’s better not to change it!

This song is going to scare people to death!

The old man who had negotiated with Xu Que stood up again: "Fellow Taoist, if you accept all the immortal crystals, is this a bit unacceptable?"

Xu Que hurriedly pressed the pause button and said with a confused look on his face: "What's wrong? I changed the song according to your request, but you're still not satisfied? Let me go, are you deliberately trying to find trouble with me?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless for a moment.

Rake it down?

Thief shouts "Catch the thief"?

You are awesome!

"Everyone, please let me give you some fair words!"

At this time, Ergouzi finally couldn't stand it anymore and stood up: "I think Brother Que did the right thing."

"..." Everyone looked at Er Gouzi and remained silent.

You are a real dog!

The next moment, Ergouzi added again: "Of course, everyone here is right, the main reason is that everyone has different ways of enlightenment, so there is a conflict!"

After saying that, Er Gouzi looked at Xu Que again: "Brother Que, to give this god a face, can you wear earphones to listen? In this way, not only can you realize Zen, but it will not affect others."

When the monks heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.

This dog is pretty good! It’s quite a good dog!

Immediately, everyone agreed: "Since there is such a treasure, please use it, fellow Taoist!"

"Yes, this way, we won't disturb each other anymore."



"well!"

Xu Que sighed and looked up at the sky: "I also want to use headphones, but...but I'm poor!"

He had seen the headphone cables in the system store, and one was worth ten points of pretentiousness!

Is it past ten o'clock?

That’s a lot. If you round it off, it’s one billion!

"poverty?"

Everyone looked at the pile of immortal crystals in front of Xu Que and no longer knew what to say.

"Oh, you guys don't know. Every time you use the earphones, you need to consume a lot of fairy crystals. Don't look at me. I have been earning fairy crystals through my own efforts, but it is not enough for this earphones."

As he spoke, Xu Que actually took out a headphone cable and waved it in front of everyone.

The old man had already seen through Xu Que's thoughts and said bluntly: "Fellow Daoist Xu, just tell me how much you want this time."

"What do you mean by this? Do you think I am using this to blackmail you? We, the Zhatian Gang, have always been upright and have never done such dirty things!"

Xu Queyi said righteously: "But you force me to use such a precious thing, and you are responsible for the consumption, shouldn't you?"

How could he say such a high-sounding excuse and such a shameless reason in a serious manner?

But it has already reached this point, and everyone feels that they will endure it one last time!

"You can just make an offer." The old man said with a dark face.

"Okay, I appreciate a straightforward and courageous person like you! Five million immortal crystals are used once." Xu Que pointed at the old man and praised, while reporting the number.

Everyone was stunned for a moment!

Five million? Just once?

"Fellow Daoist Xu..."

The old man spoke immediately, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Xu Que: "No two prices!"

"..."

Everyone suddenly looked at each other and looked at each other.

There are nearly a thousand people, and even if they gather some fairy crystals, it's not impossible to get it together.

After a simple exchange, everyone gritted their teeth and said: "Okay, we will give it!"

"By the way everyone, based on the progress of my Zen enlightenment, I estimate that I only need to use this headset a hundred times. Don't give me too much." Xu Que kindly reminded me.

Damn it!

Everyone was shouting curses instantly.

A hundred times? Isn’t that 500 million fairy crystals?

This is just taking advantage of the situation!

"Give...Give him!" Someone was so angry that his voice was trembling.

Everyone just wanted to solve this troublesome matter quickly so that they could pass this first level safely, so they simply cooperated and started gathering fairy crystals.

Not long after, these 500 million immortal crystals were ready.

Xu Que accepted the 500 million immortal crystals with a smile: "Happy cooperation!"

"Cooperate with you... Ahem, Fellow Daoist Xu, now that you have accepted the Immortal Crystal, you must not disturb us by singing any more!"

"Don't worry, our Zhatian Gang always spits and nails! If you say anything out loud, the water will be thrown away..."

Xu Que made a bunch of boasts about the Zhatian Gang.

After everyone heard this, they finally felt more at ease.

Now I can finally realize Zen with peace of mind!

But as soon as I sat down...

"Facing danger with a smile, your dream will not come true far away. Take courage and move forward firmly, and miracles will definitely happen..."

The singing started again.

No, it's not the black box this time.

But that guy Xu Que was humming while wearing headphones!
To be continued...
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