Chapter 274 Two dwarfs
"It's true that the reputation is well-deserved."
Xue Lingtian looked at the woods over there and there was no movement. After a while, a sharp and harsh sound finally came.
"Hmph." Zhang Yu snorted lightly, "I'm still making a fool of myself. If you want to come out, come out together."
There was another silence. After a moment, another sound came from another direction, and the same sharp and harsh said: "We really underestimate you. Ling Yun Jiuyao, indeed, none of them are worthy of fame."
Then, two people walked out of the woods on both sides.
Xue Lingtian took a breath of cold air when he saw it.
They were two dwarfs and twins. They were ugly, black and covered with pockmarks. However, they were wearing very luxuriously, but wearing such clothes on these two people gave people a feeling of being extremely strange and funny.
"Who are you?" Zhang Yu also frowned and looked at the two people in front of him.
"We are just small people." The dwarf who came out first said with a smile on his face. However, his smile was really ugly than crying.
"Don't you even have a name? A little person." Zhang Yu snorted.
"Yes, yes." The smiling dwarf continued: "But, you haven't heard of it anyway, so why don't you call me a smiling ghost."
"Where is that one over there?" Zhang Yu pointed to the dwarf with a stern face behind him and said, "Is it a crying ghost?"
"Haha." The smiling ghost said: "Young Master Zhang is so funny. Since you like to call me that, then just call me like that. Anyway, our brothers think that the name is just a code name."
"You are open-minded." Zhang Yu said disdainfully: "Since you are here, let's talk about it, what purpose? It's not what I introduced you from me, right?"
"It's true that it's the same as the rumor." The smiling ghost smiled and said, "Sarcastic and mean. Zhang Sixia of Lingyun Mountain."
"I never thought that my reputation was so famous even in the Western Regions." Zhang Yu said lightly without any movement.
After hearing this, the smiling face that had been maintained since its appearance finally changed, and then smiled and said, "Good eyesight."
"What's the point of seeing this?" Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "If you say it has nothing to do with the lamas above. I won't believe it."
"Since that's what it means," the smiling ghost spread his hands and said, "It's not fun if I go around again. Isn't it?"
"Don't talk nonsense to them." The crying ghost who had been silent suddenly spoke.
"Oh, oh." The smiling ghost said in embarrassment: "My brother is angry. I originally wanted to talk to Young Master Zhang for a few more words."
"I have to be willing to talk to you, right?" Zhang Yu looked at him with contempt and said, "You two can even vomit overnight dinner after seeing it. I'm not in the mood, you are nonsense here."
This is a pity. But these two dwarfs are obviously used to listening. The expressions on their faces are unmoved at all.
"Then I'll just say it." The smiling ghost said, "Please leave your belts behind, so we can let you leave."
"Hey." Zhang Yu smiled unrestrainedly and said, "I knew you came for this. But I didn't expect you were really brave."
"Stop talking nonsense." The crying ghost seemed really impatient and said sternly: "Do you give it to me or not?"
"No!" Zhang Yu replied firmly. Then he said, "I don't want your belt either. Two leucorrhea leaves are meaningless. If you really plan to grab them, we don't have to find people from the court. It's easier to kill you directly."
"I'm just thinking that way, too." The crying ghost nodded.
"Don't let it go, don't let it go." The smiling ghost saw that it was about to fight and immediately said, "Don't listen to my brother's nonsense. I still want your belt. If you just die here like this, the belt will be confiscated."
"I really want to know where you are from the confidence." Zhang Yu said, turning his head back and looking back. His face suddenly changed.
"Have you finally discovered it?" The smiling ghost immediately clapped his hands and said, "Our first goal has been achieved." After that, without waiting for Zhang Yu to react, he raised his hand and set off a red firework.
Although the crying ghost there was a little unwilling to accept it, he also set off fireworks immediately after his brother.
"Did you notice it?" Zhang Yu looked at the bare mountain behind him and asked Xue Lingtian with a blue face.
"Not at all." Xue Lingtian also looked at the mountain with a look of surprise. The lama was sitting quietly on it, and the skill of the two of them turning around and talking to the two dwarfs was gone.
"You can run." The smiling ghost continued: "We brothers are very confident about speed. Of course, we can also refuse. Just put out yellow fireworks."
After hearing his words, Xue Lingtian asked Zhang Yu with his eyes.
"No need." Zhang Yu shook his head and said, "Since those lamas have left, there are these two monsters that have appeared. It proves that they have noticed our existence. There are six of them, and if they are separated, we can't track them at all. I'm careless."
"Isn't it just a carelessness?" The smiling ghost continued to clap his hands and said, "You decent people should obey the rules honestly and fight one by one. What other tricks are there? Don't you know, people like us who live in a dark world are not worried about their own safety all the time? To put it too exaggeratedly, even sleeping with one eye open. When you arrive on this inexplicable island, do you think we may not even pay attention to our own back?"
"So that's it." Zhang Yu finally suddenly said: "We underestimate you too much. But it's not too late. Without those lamas, it's the same with you two."
"What does it mean?" said the smiling ghost.
"Make a deal." Zhang Yu said: "If I fight with you, if you win, you can answer me a question. I can do without your belt. How about it?"
"Haha." The smiling ghost laughed and said, "It's indeed Zhang Sixia. He is thinking about how to plot against others. You just said that you can't even look at the white spots like us. I said why did you agree to fight so easily? It turned out that he was obsessed with the information we know."
"Stop talking nonsense." Zhang Yu said: "Do you agree?"
"Let's go," said the smiling ghost: "Since it's a deal, it's a matter between both parties. I ask you, what if we win?"
"There is no possibility. You can ask any conditions." Zhang Yu was still very confident in his kung fu. He didn't believe that the proud disciples of the six major sects in the Central Plains would lose to such people who have no reputation in the world.
"Then I'll also make a condition." The smiling ghost said, "If we win, I not only want your belt, but also cut off your legs and make your faces bloom."
"It's just my appetite." The crying ghost said, "It's also a yin silence on the side."
These two guys were indeed not normal. Zhang Yuxin said that he grew up like this and hoped to turn others into the same way as them.
"It's unfair to do this." Xue Lingtian frowned and said, "Senior Brother Zhang said he didn't want your belt."
"Then he said, let's just make the conditions." A smiley ghost smiled and said, "But since you asked this, we will compromise. If you lose, we will also bring you the gift."
"This..." Xue Lingtian still wanted to speak.
This is obviously unfair. Because their belts are white, only one point, and there are indeed two purple belts here.
"Don't tremble." Zhang Yu said, interrupting what he was about to say, "I know what you want to say, but reasoning with these people is equivalent to playing the piano to the cow. Why not go up and kill them directly. How about it? Are you sure?"
"I haven't beaten, I don't know." Xue Lingtian replied honestly: "However, the majority of the winning numbers should be."
"I'm optimistic about you if you say it according to your strength." Zhang Yu said in a deep voice: "But you have seen it too. These two guys are a bit abnormal. Beware of what tricks they use. In short, it is based on invincibility."
"I understand." Xue Lingtian nodded vigorously.
"Yo." The smiling ghost looked at the direction at the foot of the mountain and said, "It's coming quite quickly."
Needless to say, Zhang Yu also heard the footsteps of officers and soldiers not far away. The red flag could be vaguely seen in the woods.
"Want here?" Zhang Yu asked vaguely if the other party knew there was another island to compete.
"If you want to fight here, why are you asking them to do?" The smiling ghost pointed to the officers and soldiers who were getting closer and closer and said, "Of course we are going to fight in the martial arts field. There are also audiences, which just so happened to let them see the means of our brothers."
"You two?" Zhang Yu snorted, "I'm afraid that the audience will support me one-sidedly when they see these two little dwarfs coming to fight me. Because you are living in this world is a defilement of this world."
This is extremely insidious. Zhang Yu is targeted. Judging from the conditions proposed by the smiling ghost just now, they actually care about their appearance and are often made fun of. They look calm and silent, probably because they are used to it and cannot refute it. Zhang Yu also knows that these people are usually very inferior, and what they care most about is that others talk about their shortcomings. So he slapped the other party in the face, in order to arouse the other party's anger. Only when the other party loses his normal mind will his chances of winning greatly.
Chapter completed!