Chapter 516 The Most Weird Dog Food In History(1/3)
No matter how you guessed, no matter how you thought, the first thing that Wang Shen did to open a blog was to show off his dog food.
Crazy, all crazy.
Liu Li, who was performing the final rehearsal before the stage in the theater, had just confirmed a line of movement and was about to drink water when the senior sisters suddenly rushed up screaming.
"Liu Li, Liu Li, watch Weibo!"
"Your boyfriend shows love in public and officially announces his feelings!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"ah?"
Liu Li took the phone in a daze, sat down on the spot, and read the blog post with a slash.
After reading it word by word, the corners of my mouth slowly opened and curled up, but tears appeared in my big eyes.
"Oh, Xiao Liuli, why are you crying?"
"That's right, Wang Yan is so romantic. If it were me, I would at least perform a 360-degree somersault with splits before I fainted..."
"Look at the comments, it's crazy. Tsk tsk, now, you beat up the happiest and most hated girl in China!"
Indeed, Yishui'er screamed and cried in the comment section.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"No! I don't believe it!"
"Alchemy, everything is hallucination..."
"Who, I count three numbers and let go of my male god immediately!"
The little girls who refused to accept reality were screaming, probably not trying to save anything, but just venting themselves.
Others started playing with memes.
"Yes, it's time for you to know... My nickname is 30,000!"
"I'm forty thousand!"
"I'm Erbing!"
"Everyone upstairs gets out of here, here's the evidence!"
The little girl posted half a photo of her ID card on her Weibo, and her likes, comments and reposts instantly exceeded a thousand - Mom! It turns out that someone's surname is San and his name is Wan!
There are so many comments that start to read the same sentence:
"Child, what did your parents think?"
Zhen Sanwan was very proud: "I used to deeply doubt my life experience, but now, everything has an answer... My father has already paved the way to become a princess for me!"
"puff!"
I laughed a lot, and then the little girl became fans crazy and felt a lot of fun.
Then, the idiots began to split.
"The male god is so handsome and romantic. Oh my god, I'm as drunk as a dog!"
"It's so sweet? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"From today on, I'll be catching Wang San CP. I'm going to kill you guys, don't worry about my male god anymore!"
"Hey! What the hell is Wang San CP?!"
"Shen Wang is really awesome, I don't know how to describe it. He is too decisive and has a boyfriend and is too domineering the president..."
"Shen Wang, thank you for appearing, because of you, I began to believe that there is God."
"It has simply sweetened my girlish heart. When will someone say this to me? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
"On the upper floor, looking at your selfie, I think more than one person has confessed to you, but they are not as handsome, humorous, generous, rich, rich, and rich..."
"Address!"
"I am willing to call God Wang the number one in romance, and to flirt with God himself!"
Female users take the opportunity to roam one-sidedly, and most of them are immersed in the superficial emotions of the text.
Instead of male users who are not fans, they are more shocked and shocked.
"Damn...Is this person?"
"As soon as I saw the hypothesis, I had a premonition, but I really didn't expect that Shen Wang could launch a counterattack in such an inhumane way..."
"Young Master Wang, brothers, I will kneel down first to respect me!"
"Wait a minute, will anyone have a big shot explain it? Why can't I understand?"
"Assuming, fantasy, there is a god... the keywords are all against your face, but you still don't understand?"
"Uh...is it related?"
"Western economics is a discipline based on several basic assumptions, and those assumptions are the cornerstone of all subsequent theories."
"Yes, the core assumption first: everyone is an economic person."
"What is an economic man?"
"It's what Shen Wang said! Everyone has insatiable desires, and at the same time they are absolutely rational and pursue the maximization of individual interests."
"What's the thing about foot? I'm not tired of foot, I'm fond of foot..."
"Insatiable foot = greed and never satisfied."
"so?"
"Imaginary theology! Isn't it because of the comments of the people who are engaged in economics now that there are so many people who are engaged in economics?!"
Some of the people who finally realized the truth turned around and looked at Wang Yan's "confession" and were completely shocked.
"Damn it! It's so awesome, right?"
"I'm sure, the brain of Wang Shen and mine are not the same structure..."
"I just ate CP for a long time, it's so sweet. Now tell me that's a fire?!"
"Girl, firing a fire will not affect your dog food, the two are one."
"It's awesome here!"
"Thank you for appearing, because of you, I began to believe that there is a God - that word "Divine" is so terrible!"
"This should be the strongest love words of the year. My girlfriend is so beautiful that she is so beautiful that she is so sad that she is so sad that she is so shameless that she is so scared that she is like me... Wang Shenniu Bi!!!"
In the overwhelming Wang Shenniu, the topic of confessing his love began to hit the top hot searches again.
Then at a certain moment when everyone shouted wildly, forwarded wildly, and replied wildly...
With a click, Weibo collapsed.
At the same time, He Miaomiao's mentality also collapsed.
This princess is worried about you for four or five days, and she is watching Weibo every day to watch related matters, hoping to spend money to hire a water army in person. As a result, that's it?!
It happened to be the first day of school. Fang Qingwan was chatting about family matters with her baby daughter, and she also saw the Weibo post.
"Tsk tsk, this kid has a very good relationship with her girlfriend..."
Parents who truly understand communication will never say anything like "that kid is not worthy of you". Beliefing down on the person their daughter likes is the most wrong way to dissuade them.
Who hasn't been rebellious in youth?
The more you belittle it, the more troublesome it is.
Just like Fang Qingwan, cutting flesh with a soft knife is the most detrimental to fighting.
He Miaomiao's mouth sagged, and a layer of mist was covered in her big eyes in an instant.
She really didn't want to cry, but she couldn't help but feel wronged.
As a real proud daughter, I saw the dog I liked in public in such a sensational way - to be specific, it was to confess her love rival in public, and it was the biggest setback she had ever grown up.
If my mother is not here, the eldest lady may cry.
However, the situation was just the opposite. He Miaomiao's stubbornness was immediately aroused, and he gritted his teeth and held back his tears, typing and sending a blessing.
[She cannot be your final destination, wait and see!]
The ID of Fruit Princess is a bit arranged on Weibo, and it was quickly pushed up.
However, no one can be sure whether Wang Yan will see it and when will he see it?
...
Huaqingyuan, Zijing Apartment.
Duanmu Chuge took a shower, changed into clothes, and prepared to go out.
Today is the weekend, and Wang Yibo organized a small-scale gathering of second-generation mines and provinces.
Wang Yubao, the father of Wang Gongzi, has officially taken over as the group's eldest brother. Wang Yibo is now the theoretical first young master of drum horns.
To be continued...