396 Stupid Woodcutter~(1/2)
"thump!"
A pearl necklace fell into the water, causing a rippling ripples.
"Master River God, please point me in the direction!"
"Is it to get married this fall or next spring?"
Not long after, Chen Chu heard a girl shouting on the top.
Chen Chu ignored her and the girl who had been waiting for a long time but had not seen the result left here in disappointment.
Since helping the girl of Peng last time, Chen Chu, the god of Huanhe River, has become famous in the world.
What you say is how handsome you should be, how handsome you should be, how godly you should be.
However, rumors in the world also say that it is difficult to meet you, and you must have someone with a sincere heart to see you.
Not only did I gain the two gold and silver axes forged by the old blacksmith, but I also gained a large number of fans who supported me.
Internet celebrity river god?
The woodcutter who was waiting for Chen Chu did not come, but the bottom of the riverbed was filled with gold and silver thrown by the flower girls and aunts.
After staying in the river for a long time, Chen Chu's mentality gradually calmed down and was supported by these gold, silver and treasures sinking in the water every day. Chen Chu gradually felt that he was transformed into a "Zhu Yi", which was boring and boring.
Of course, if someone dares to poop and pee in the river, Chen Chu wouldn't mind giving them points to Africa to experience the local customs and customs.
It was a bit bored to stay all day, so Chen Chu dived into the water again and planned to go around the riverbed. The water was very clear and his whole body was very comfortable to fall into.
Chen Chu also found two axes during his lunch break-up walk.
The two axes were worn out and lost their original luster of metal. The edges and corners were red and rusted, and the edges of the knife had long been ground into rodents.
Perhaps this axe can be used as other wonderful uses later.
Chen Chu also carried these two axes on his body and walked down the river. After walking for a while, he didn't see anything interesting, so he found a place to sit.
At this moment, a woodcutter holding an axe came to the Huan River. He pinched the handle of the wooden axe and began to seep fine sweat from his palm.
Forget it! It’s better than staying at home and being swearing around by that smelly old woman day and night.
If you are lucky, you may be able to summon the river god of Huanhe. If you are unlucky, you will lose the axe at most, and it will be fine.
I heard that there is a river god from Huanhe here, so Qiaofu Shen changed to try his luck and wanted to make money.
Chen Chu also discovered the woodcutter and stood by the river for a moment before throwing down the axe in his hand.
Plop!
When the axe fell into the water, Chen Chuka approached the point and came out of the river.
At the beginning of this time, Chen Chu took the initiative to add special effects. As the splashes of water form a slender tornado, water drops spread to the sky, fascinating the woodcutter's eyes, Chen Chu stood on the surface of the river.
"Ah! Lord River God!"
The woodcutter was so scared that his legs were trembling. The opening remark had long been forgotten by the innate slavery.
"My golden axe fell into the Huan River. Please give me kindness and fish my golden axe and return it to me!"
"After all, this is my family who saves their lives. What if it is gone!"
This sentence does not constitute a proposition, because the axe Chen Chu just got was just an ordinary iron axe, and the so-called golden axe did not exist at all.
Chen Chu heard the other party's heart sound.
Woodcutter: "I lost 20 taels of silver in the casino. Let's talk about this river god first. If the other party is really such a god, he will not stay in this river every day without showing up."
"If you can't pay back the money this time, you can only sell your house. Niu Ya seems to be fine."
Isn't this the woodcutter in the story? This is a gambler who is not a son, and his daughter wants to sell it.
Chen Chu frowned and then felt relieved.
There are definitely not only the kind woodcutter in this world, but also many people who sell wood by chopping and selling wood.
Most of the woodcutters live at the foot of Jiulong Mountain in Anyang County. The most basic activity on weekdays is to go up the mountain to chop wood, and then list these wood in a frame, and sell the wood to the city while the market is going to the market.
"Are you sure you lost the golden axe? Do you know the end of deceiving me?" Chen Chu didn't plan to give him the axe at all. Since it was in his hand, it would be his own. It would always come in handy in the future.
Chen Chu admonished him.
"I'm sure, Lord River God, is my axe there? Have you seen it?"
After finally breathing a sigh of relief, Chen Qiaofu stood up and looked at Chen Chu.
"Silly woodcutter, I am the River God's younger brother - the River Ghost. Do you have anything to say to my dear brother?"
"Ah...you mean you didn't see the axe...well, right! I have something to say to your brother!"
"Can you call your brother over?"
"Ah, I'm sorry, my brother has something to do recently. He is 18,000 meters away. I'm a top-season."
Even though the halo on Chen Chu's head was still there, Chen Qiaofu's attitude became more and more despised after hearing that the River Ghost, who was just a river god in front of him.
Chen Chu looked at the woodcutter with apologetic expression:
"Oh, stupid woodcutter, come and see it in a few days. Maybe my brother will come back then and you will get your axe as you wish."
The woodcutter responded dryly and walked away with his weak body, but this time he went home with less axe.
As soon as he walked in the door, the woodcutter saw his wife leaning against the door and staring at him with anger.
"The axe that chops wood at home is gone, where are you dead!"
The wooden hairpin was wrapped in yellow and deformed hair. Chen Qiaofu's wife's wife was talking loudly. She shook her head and roared at Chen Qiaofu's face. She wished she could stick to Shen Qiaofu's face.
"Niu Ya hasn't paid the money for going to school in the bookstore yet. She follows the second idiot from the old Niu family next door to brag about her brother's ability to eat shit!"
"Niu Ya will be in a few years (a girl who is 15 years old in ancient times) and her dowry has not been saved yet. Now, I learned a swear word from Niu Goudan next door. No one of the little boys in the country dares to mess with her."
"Fuck it!"
Chen Qiao's wife exuded fragrance and shook her legs to change the topic again.
"Where are you talking about it? Where did the axe go?"
"Harmful!"
The woodcutter slapped his thigh and said to his wife in a mysterious way:
"You cook the rice first and have something to say to you after you go back."
The wife cursed, but when she saw the golden look of Woodman Chen's eyes, she didn't say anything and hurried to cook.
At the dinner table, Niu Ya was eating broad beans and stir-frying vegetables, while picking brown rice, listening to her parents' moans.
"Fuck! Where did the axe go?"
The woodcutter pretended to be deep, took the lead in swallowing the rice, sucked the food in the bowl, and ate his wife's hot sake.
"After my axe fell into the river, I met the river god's younger brother, the river ghost."
"Yuyou, you know that it is not easy to see the River God, and it is the River God's younger brother?"
"The River God only sees people with destiny. You have heard of this before. Besides, this person named the River Ghost promised to tell my brother that he would pay me a gold axe."
"Tell me, except for the lady from Mr. Peng who saw the River God, no one has seen the true body of God so far. I guess I am the second one."
"It doesn't matter if you lose your axe. When you meet the River God, I believe he will return the axe to our family. Isn't this just because of a small loss? I'm saying, "You little girl, why are you so frustrated!"
The woodcutter talked freely, and seemed to have seen the compensation axe shining in front of him, and his pupils reflected a brilliant light.
"Yes! I heard Dachun say the river god that my father said." Niu Ya threw the chopsticks on the porcelain bowl with a snap.
"Mr. Chen is very nice to Dachun and the others. He is handsome and speaks nicely! When I grow up, I will marry a scholar!"
"So since it was said by Mr. Chen's younger brother, it's definitely possible!"
The woodcutter's family has a rare warmth and harmony today.
......
Three days later, the woodcutter came to the Daohuan River to look for Chen Chu again. He threw down his axe again, no better than the iron axe last time. This time it was the copper axe he exchanged for her wife's dowry.
However, before the woodcutter came, another person came to Huanhe and prayed quietly. Before praying, the man threw down a few copper coins in the river.
"Great Lord River God, I have a small request."
"Can you tell me where the woodcutter's family is, who is a little fat and has a circle of beards around his mouth."
"I was so badly hurt by him!"
"I am the dealer in the casino. A woodcutter lost twenty taels of silver in the casino. That afternoon, he took the initiative to sign and tell me where he lived."
"I said I would give it back to me at the end of October. It was about to end of the month, so I sent a few brothers to find it and found that the place he gave was fake!"
"Sir, you may joke that the young are not careful, but I am familiar with this woodcutter. He has been playing with me for several years. He is considered an old customer and has won many games, so I don't care much."
"That day, my brother came to my place to play. When he saw me talking to him, he also went up to talk. Unexpectedly, the two of them were quite compatible!"
"To be honest, my friend is Mr. Peng, who is smart, but he is kind to his friends. He was fooled by the man Shen Qiaofu that afternoon."
"That woodcutter is so big that he paid all his money."
To be continued...