0504: [I am the head coach born for the playoffs](1/2)
Li Zhen likes direct girls like Scarlett-Bitch-Johnson, so she won’t write that emotional chicken soup every day on her personal web page.
A man like Bruce who is busy improving himself every day does not have the time to appreciate those tactful feelings.
Isn't it good to just click directly and get straight to the point?
Of course, Li Zhen appeared in Los Angeles not to have a desperate battle between nurses and patients with bitches. His main purpose was to temper his offensive ability more meticulously before the playoffs arrived.
Although the media is now hyping up the MVP dispute, Li Zhen will never let go of the idea of "utilizing" Kobe as a tool.
Black Mamba enjoyed this, and he liked motivated people.
Therefore, he personally welcomed Li Zhen back to the manor. He even expressed regret and jealousy for Li Zhen running out to stay overnight... He was the kind of man who had to occupy Li Zhen every second, and he wanted to stay with Li Zhen in the training hall at all times.
Vanessa criticized this, and she felt that Bryant should have a son herself to deal with his endless desire to train instead of putting his energy on a playboy: there is no result.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Why do I feel like you have better energy today?"
"Do you have any special way to temper your body? Is it Chinese Kung Fu? Why have I never seen you tired? Why is your physical fitness so rapidly?"
Black Mamba has many questions to ask Li Zhen.
But there is no question that Li Zhen can answer.
He can't tell Black Mamba, 'Last night I had an all-night discussion of experiential acting skills. She played the nurse and I played the king. Under the immersive plot design, we achieved great harmony of life through many high-frequency experiments.'.
Moreover, my upgrade system is too mysterious, and you won’t believe it even if you say it.
Most importantly, if I tell you, ‘I stripped Michael Jordan of the plug-in on Thunder Day and then evolved step by step’, the Black Mamba is likely to become the modern Franklin and become a man flying kites on Thunder Day.
Too dangerous.
"I went to take a bath last night. I don't know Chinese Kung Fu, and not every Chinese knows Kung Fu. The reason why my physical fitness has improved so quickly is because I am diligent in training and matching the scientific team."
"If you have to say that there is something special, it's because I like to take a bath."
Li Zhen casually made a mistake. He had to come up with something special, so at this time Chinese traditional culture became a shield... He originally wanted to say acupuncture, but acupuncture was too painful, so he would like to take a bath.
Take a bath?
The black mamba was indeed attracted.
"Yes, that's right. Taking a bath in Chinese medicine is conducive to blood circulation and body recovery. I think you can give it a try, and I heard it has miraculous effects on having children."
Li Zhen sat at the dining table and said this.
Before Kobe could answer, Vanessa could not wait: "Soak! Soak! Soak tonight! Blues, can you give me a recipe?"
"Oh, you can just go to Chinatown and find a Chinese medicine shop." Li Zhen didn't have any recipe.
However, what he didn't know was that he was so nonsense and really flaunted the wings of the butterfly. Although Kobe Bryant, who fell in love with taking a bath, did not become significantly stronger on the court, he also changed the trajectory of many original things. For example: Two days later, Vanessa bought an extended version of the Cadillac.
Vanessa's earnestness makes the project of bathing extremely quickly... This is often the case with family life. If the project is promoted by the wife, it is usually very fast. If it is a husband, it may have to read it twice, thirdly, reject it, and then end in vain.
Kobe is very sensible about his family status.
Fortunately, Fox Sports promptly reported the latest situation in the Eastern Conference playoffs.
The unknown Philadelphia Sixers finally secured the eighth place in the Eastern Conference through their last game against the Toronto Raptors, becoming the last team to get a ticket to the playoffs.
Unfortunately, the Toronto Raptors, who had previously ranked sixth in the Eastern Conference, did not even make the playoffs in the end because they deliberately let the water go.
The Indiana Pacers and Chicago Bulls who share the same tragic fate as the Raptors are the Indiana Pacers and the Chicago Bulls.
They were all kicked out of the playoffs.
"This is just stealing chickens and losing rice." Li Zhen said sarcastically: "If they adopted a steady and steady strategy from the beginning, the Sixers would not have a chance to enter the playoffs at all."
Kobe shrugged. "You need to prove yourself in the playoffs now. The Philadelphia Sixers are not an easy team to deal with. They are as hard to chew like elephant bones."
Um?
Elephant bones?
Have you ever chewed it?
Li Zhen is always confused about the inexplicable metaphors of Americans.
However, after learning about Kobe's high school education, he still stopped talking, so as not to say that Harvard top students bullied people.
With the final regular season game completed in the Philadelphia Seven Sixers and the Toronto Raptors, eight Eastern Conference playoff teams were released, namely: New York Knicks, Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, Atlanta Hawks, and Philadelphia Seven Sixers.
Here in the West are: Los Angeles Lakers, Dallas Mavericks, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Rockets, Utah Jazz, New Orleans Hornets, and Denver Nuggets.
It is completely different from the farce that was finally staged by the Eastern Army.
The final competition in the West is very fierce.
"Iverson's fuel tank is still full of energy." Li Zhen was amazed at Iverson's last four regular seasons averaged 34.5 points, 6.0 assists, 4.0 rebounds and 2.0 steals. He did not forget to remind Kobe: "I feel that you have to worry about being Black Eight."
Kobe raised his eyebrows, but he didn't care.
"I wasn't afraid of Iverson in 2001. Do you think I'd be worried about Iverson in 2008?"
Black Mamba is very domineering.
But to be honest, Iverson in 2001 was much more powerful than Kobe Bryant in 2001. At that time, Iverson was both the scoring champion and the regular season MVP. The slogan of "the questions remain the same, the answers are eternal" swept the world, and was even talked about as a representative of black culture. At the level of black street culture, Kobe failed to reach Iverson's influence in his entire life. Of course, this does not affect the fact that Kobe Bryant is greater and more successful than Allen Iverson.
"You chose the most difficult eighth place to deal with. If it were the Raptors, Pacers or even the Hawks, I think you could win easily. But the 76ers led by Chicks were very average, and the 76ers led by Andre Miller were extremely experienced and steady. Your first two games were very dangerous."
Kobe Bryant later told Lee Zhen.
As the leaders of the two teams ranked first in the East and West, they will inevitably worry about the Black Eighth.
Especially recently, the basketball media has been hyping up wildly, saying that the Knicks are strong outside and are trying to do it on the outside, waiting to see them fail in the playoffs.
Although the Philadelphia media is very low-key, the players have not come out to make any harsh words.
But I can't stand the various analysis of the media led by ESPN, plus a large group of basketball experts.
In the voting of the espn expert group, there were even 21 basketball experts, and 15 experts believed that the Philadelphia 76ers would win. Among them, 10 won six games, 3 won seven games, and 1 thought that the 76ers would solve the battle in five games. What's more, the efficiency expert named Hollinger actually believed that the 76ers would sweep the Knicks.
The reason is: the Knicks are not outstanding in efficiency, and Bruce's personal abilities are far inferior to his data.
In this high-level data list, LeBron and James will always be the king. Like Iverson, Kobe, Anthony and even Pierce are all scumbags.
Li Zhen was also recognized as a data brush by him. He repeatedly emphasized that Li Zhen should not be included in the best team. He even said funnyly: "Bruce should be allowed to win the regular season MVP and then include him in the second team."
This is simply intentional difficulty.
But Li Zhen didn't respond to him at all.
"Andre Miller is the best point guard in the league today who is good at playing back and forth." When Kobe sent Li Zhen to the airport, he kept talking about the advantages and disadvantages of the seven-six players.
"The Seven Six people have no obvious attack strength, but their strength in each position is very balanced. If they are dragged into the defensive attrition war, it will be extremely unfavorable to you."
"Iguodala is a very strong defensive player. His single defense ability is excellent and clean. If he is the one who is marking you, you will be very passive."
"Sedes Young, Louis Williams, Reggie Evans, and Dalemport are all accurate elite players above the level..."
Black Mamba is like an old father, constantly muttering.
Li Zhen nodded silently.
In fact, he was more concerned about Rodney Carney.
Rodney Carney is now in the 76ers. This descendant of the Indiana-born track and field family is Li Zhen's takeoff booster. At that time, Li Zhen was still playing in NCAA, and Rodney Carney gave him a strong talent in the bar, which has benefited him to this day: his powerful bounce and explosive power comes from this man.
It would be great if he could give me a little more bounce talent in this series.
The one-on-one training in the past three days has made Li Zhen feel the preciousness of the bounce ability more deeply, although many people think that bounce is just the ornamentality of flying and hiding the earth.
But Li Zhen discovered that bounce is an extremely important thing in actual combat.
This is even more true for the technical school.
Because Li Zhen is slightly shorter than Fengwei Swingman, he needs more air operations. And many of his technical movements come from Jordan's lineage. Jordan was an authentic flying man back then, so many tricks were greatly reduced.
Moreover, Li Zhen believes that if his bounce height is higher, he can completely expand his range.
And there are more solutions to deal with covers and close-fitting defense.
So, bounce is very important!
Li Zhen, who already has 84 bounce talent, is very greedy.
This is probably why he fucked Scarlett-bit Johnson to the bedside table last night.
He might think he could still squeeze some bounce talent from the bitch.
However, there is no.
It just increased his talented irrigation rate.
But there is still no sign of loosening... The later stage, the more sweat it takes to irrigate the talent space.
This even reminded Li Zhen of the famous story of "Rice Grains on Chess". The first grid puts one grain of rice, the second grid puts two grains of rice, the third grid puts four grains of rice, and the fourth grid puts eight grains... By this, the entire kingdom was hollowed out.
And Li Zhen felt that his body might be hollowed out.
well!
Isaiah Thomas, who came out of his boss's house, sighed, and finally opened up the story of the Supreme VIP of the Golden Club through multiple video calls with Zach Randolph.
To be continued...