0217: [I have seen her photo album]
When Hilary Duff appeared in her living room, the joy of winning turned to shock.
And this kind of shock quickly increased with the continuous understanding. When he learned that Dafu actually had an inseparable relationship with his mother and became a lifelong companion... his jaw almost dropped: Fate, how wonderful it is.
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And when Ms. Anne Wang deliberately ran upstairs to look for clothes, Professor Li went to the backyard and started burning paper money. He felt that life seemed to have a bit of black humor.
"So, what is Professor Li doing?"
Hilary Duff is sitting in the living room of Li Zhen's house. This little Disney princess is full of curiosity about Eastern civilization.
"I guess he wanted to tell his ancestors in the East something about the continuation of the family in this way." Li Zhen covered his head helplessly.
This incident had happened since he was in the eighth grade of middle school when he took the girls from the next class home to discuss the mysteries of geometry.
At that time, Professor Li felt an unconcealable surprise. It seemed as if his son had finally integrated into American culture, and as if the pig he had raised for many years had finally become a cabbage.
However, to this day, his pigs have never had a real date.
"So, is this magic?" Dove said stupidly and innocently.
Classmate Li Zhen went to the sofa and spent a lot of effort to tell Princess Sweetheart what feudal superstition was.
But it sounds like Miss Duff is even more obsessed with Chinese superstitions. With her eagerness for knowledge, maybe she and Professor Li will soon become lifelong friends.
In fact, before this...Professor Li already liked Dove very much.
The Syracuse University professor had never thought that he would interact with a teenage star before, and he never thought that the sweetheart princess who is popular among people across the United States would be so polite, and it is not difficult to see from her words that she is indeed sincere.
And fell passionately in love with his son.
"Our son needs some stimulation from the opposite sex. You know what? Many academic geniuses have no interest in girls...Bruce has shown this trend. He has not had any romantic tendencies since he was a child. Now we need to put aside racial concepts
, whether she is a white girl or a yellow-skinned girl, as long as she can help Bruce change from a boy to a man, she is a good girl."
Professor Li returned upstairs from the backyard and told his wife very seriously: "This is not a joke."
Any Chinese woman over the age of 45 will have inexplicable anxiety... They begin to long for and look forward to having grandchildren.
Even though King Anne received higher education, she still had the character of a strong woman.
But when Professor Li told him that her son might become a genius who would die alone, she became melancholy.
Then he added: "Actually, Daphne is pretty good, isn't she? She is very beautiful, and her butt and breasts are big..."
While the two professors talked about Princess Sugar's breasts and butt, MTV's "Hollywood Diva" column talked about Hilary Duff's lips. The show started with the well-known Anjulina, and then Julia Roberts.
…These female stars are all famous for their sexy lips
Finally, the conversation changed to Hollywood’s sweetheart princess. “Dave has very soft lips with a special elastic texture. But she has always been a sweet girl. We all recommend her to be sexy.
Route. After all...she has much more money than another Disney troubled girl..."
God knows why Li Zhen opened the MTV channel.
In fact, 2 minutes ago, they were sitting in front of the TV watching Time Warner TV doing their best to praise their perfect performance in the game that just passed.
The whole of California was going crazy for Bruce's fatal kill. They dubbed Li Zhen a hero and praised him to the fullest, believing that he would soon become a top NBA star and form an epic outside line with Kobe Bryant.
Combination, sweeping the entire league.
Classmate Li Zhen felt shy about this. He didn't like showing these things in front of Dafu. He was a showman, so he quickly changed the channel: Recently, he felt that he had become closer to Dafu.
After being forcefully kissed by her, his emotions were pulled away.
So, he absentmindedly switched to the mtv channel.
Then I saw the female host and guests on TV commenting on Hilary Duff's lips.
Their explicit descriptions made Li Zhen, a young man who had never dated any girl, feel particularly embarrassed, especially in this strange atmosphere.
He clearly knew that his parents were trying to help him, and they would definitely be watching from upstairs.
But he still couldn't help but think back to the scene when Hilary Duff kissed him two days ago...it seemed really soft.
But I'm not sure.
At this moment, Miss Duff suddenly bravely sat over and said to Li Zhen, "Do you want to reflect on it?"
Aha?
Classmate Li Zhen was still surprised, so Miss Dafu bravely kissed her.
…
When Ms. Anne Wang saw the two kissing each other through the crack of the door on the second floor, her heart suddenly thumped.
But the husband next to him clenched his fists and yelled "yes" in a very informal way, just like watching Tiger Woods play and finally pushed the golf ball into the hole.
Ms. Wang Junzhu obviously does not have this feeling of scoring. As a mother, she is still very anxious.
As a senior intellectual, she quickly listed the data analysis: "We must take this matter seriously. According to research, the current teenage love patterns are roughly divided into the following four types."
"The most common type is the rational development type, accounting for about 36%. It means slowly developing from a deep friendship into love, and only starts after careful consideration."
"Ranking second is the passive type, accounting for 23%. This type of love is usually more passive."
"Ranked third is the hedonic type, accounting for 22%. They blindly pursue happy experiences, frequently, and with no restrictions on objects."
"Ranked fourth is the selfless dedication type, accounting for 10%. They are willing to sacrifice themselves to help their partners in love, and the relationship is very intense."
As Ms. Wang Junzhu spoke, she professionally took out her paper and pen: "Our son's current situation should be the second type. He is very passive. However, we must be wary of him becoming the third type. You have to know
…Now there are also a pair of twin sisters who are rumored to be having an affair with him at the same time, as well as a troubled girl who was thrown into an alcohol rehabilitation center…”
Before Anne Wang finished speaking, Professor Li added: "There is also that very sexy girl named Megan Fox. I have seen her photo album."
uh-huh???
A murderous aura struck violently.
Professor Li's consciousness of survival quickly rose: "I saw it accidentally. I have no interest in these messy things that corrode the growth of teenagers."
Chapter completed!