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Chapter II False Advertising

After thinking for a second, Gou Xiaotong threw this seemingly boastful advertisement into the trash bag without hesitation according to the way he originally planned to handle it.

"Haha, I believe you, you really fool the child who was sick among the two people!"

"Any wish is realized? Who gave you the courage to brag like this?"

"I really want to be a synesthesist now. If you have the ability, you can achieve one. If you can't achieve it, I will sue you for false propaganda!"

As a senior high school student at Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School and the kind who is about to usher in the college entrance examination, Gou Xiaotong feels that he is already past the age of being able to have some unrealistic fantasies.

From the earliest discovery of synesthesia by humans to the present, I don’t know how many great geniuses have tried to study synesthesia problems one after another, trying to crack this secret that can be called “evolution”.

However, at least so far, becoming a synesthesia is still a very small probability event of 100,000, and there is no record of "artificially created" synesthesia.

Because of the scarcity of synesthesia and the strength of individuals, governments in various countries have also taken relatively strong preferential measures when dealing with synesthesia in China.

Gou Xiaotong can report a lot of social benefits and policy support that he will enjoy after becoming a synesthesia:

The most basic part is that even if these extremely rare lucky people do nothing every day and stay at home as rice insects, they can get a monthly allowance of 30,000 yuan from the Yanhuang government!

With 30,000 yuan in cash, Gou Xiaotong and his parents combined, their monthly salary income is not half of that number, okay?

And if Gou Xiaotong really became a synesthesist on his 17th birthday yesterday, he would immediately receive an admission letter from the "Imperial Capital Defense University".

This means that Gou Xiaotong can directly skip the single-plank bridge for the college entrance examination and enter this top university directly under the government and recruit students only for newly awakened synesthesia!

When other peers still have to study hard every day and endure the torture of the college entrance examination simulation test again and again, synesthesia can let themselves go and enter the holiday mode in advance:

"Hey, what are you doing? What? Review and prepare for the college entrance examination? Oh, I'm sorry to forget. I just woke up into a synesthesia yesterday, so I don't have to take the college entrance examination."

"Everyone keep working hard and cheer up!"

Gou Xiaotong feels so cool just by thinking about it?

In addition, synesthesia also has the right to give priority to various public facilities:

For long-distance transportation such as high-speed rail, the travel experience of ordinary people is basically to ensure that they are safely transported to their destination. As for comfortable services, it is better not to expect them.

What synesthesists can enjoy is naturally the special channel service throughout the whole process.

Special seats, green channels, no disturbances for irrelevant personnel, exclusive flight attendants, and all the projects that ordinary people are jealous of, are completely free for synesthesia.

Of course, in other service industries including catering and entertainment, synesthesia will also receive almost all-round priority services compared to ordinary people!

...

There are countless benefits that you can enjoy after becoming a synesthesia. For example, looking out from the window of the classroom of Grade 3 (7) where Gou Xiaotong is located, you can easily see a huge poster on the wall of the building two streets away:

"Dare to exercise, synesthesia teaches you to have a strong body!"

This advertisement, which originated from "Phoenix City Dali Fitness Center", was posted half a year ago, really caused a wave of discussion.

It is said that although Xiong Dali, the founder of Dali Fitness Center, did not have sufficient financial preparation at that time, he applied for a low-interest loan of 10 million yuan from the Industrial and Commercial Bank of Yanhuang as a support for entrepreneurial support based on his synesthesia alone.

Gou Xiaotong still clearly remembers the scene on the opening day:

Without any protection measures, Xiong Dali carried dozens of kilograms of weight (poster), and climbed along the exterior wall of the building and posted a poster in just 4 minutes!

Such an unusual way of opening promotion naturally brings huge popularity to the start-up fitness center.

Xiong Dali himself was lucky enough to complete synesthesia development at the age of 17 and gained super abilities to strengthen strength. According to his personal statement during the interview: Before that, he was just an ordinary person with no characteristics!

Power-enhancing abilities, as the most common synesthesia ability, even if it is just a newly awakened teenager, can obtain a huge power of about 3,000 kilograms by relying on the initial use of the to element.

But just this most ordinary synesthesia ability still allows Xiong Dali to quickly stand out from his original "ordinary people" group and enter the middle class of society in one step!

...

Gou Xiaotong now feels that if there is really someone who can make him a synesthesia and gain superpowers at almost any price, he will be willing to pay for it.

Although the synesthesia group will still be subject to laws, systems and other aspects and cannot be unscrupulous in doing things, it has to be admitted that the lucky person who completes synesthesia development from 100,000 ordinary people will indeed be immediately promoted to the "higher group" in the eyes of the public.

Body functions are strengthened, have super abilities, enjoy additional social benefits, and even preferential treatment from governments in various countries...

Gou Xiaotong admitted that before his 17th birthday, he had fantasized more than once that one day he was lucky enough to awaken his synesthesia, and it was not an exaggeration to describe it as "otherworldly" and even to highlight the family and ancestors.

After all, the Gou family has counted three generations, including various relatives, but no synesthesia has ever been released!

However, the fact is the fact. After the 17th birthday, Gou Xiaotong, like other peers in Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School, showed no signs of completing synesthesia development.

Therefore, this advertisement, which somehow flew to the face, perfectly hit Gou Xiaotong's muzzle.

I was already feeling lost because my childhood dream was ruthlessly shattered by reality. Gou Xiaotong is currently in a trough of life. At this time, there was another false advertising campaign that dared to boast about Haikou in this way. Naturally, he had an uncontrollable mentality explosion.

Not only did Gou Xiaotong complain a few times when throwing the advertising paper into the garbage bag, but she even planned to wait for the class this morning to take a little bit before going home after lunch break, and follow the address provided on the advertisement to take a look!

Because Fengcheng No. 1 Middle School is built on the most famous "Seven Emperors Mountain" in Fenghuang City, it is located on the ram mountain road according to the local government's plan.

Because Gou Xiaotong's home is relatively close to the school, she is not a boarding student who stays on school for a long time, but a day student who travels back and forth between home and school from two points to one line.

I went to school every day, and Gou Xiaotong walked around the mountain road for thousands of times. He was naturally familiar with the approximate location of the address indicated on the advertisement. He was just not going well, so he had never been there before.

"No. 17 Huanshan Road, Phoenix City, is just around here. Anyway, it's just a long way to go home, and it only takes a few more minutes."

"I want to know what kind of unconventional shop it is that it can create such boring false propaganda."
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