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"Hey, new guy?"

"Welcome! Are you a girl? Send me a photo!"

"It's okay to give out red envelopes."

There was a commotion in the WeChat group.

Zhang Xiaoyun was a little surprised. According to his understanding of Journey to the West, aren't Sun Wukong's brothers just those three?

But there were obviously more than three people in this group.

"Hello everyone, new report, please give me some advice."

Out of courtesy, Zhang Xiaoyun took the lead in saying hello.

"Haha, hello, little cute newbie!"

"Cute newbie, red envelopes and hot photos, choose one!"

"..."

"Hey! You all stop here, this is Mr. Xiaoyun." Sun Dasheng spoke.

Afterwards, many innocent and cute expressions appeared in the group.

Baigu: "Elder brother! You, you are cruel to me! Humph, I want to tell Master!"

Sun Dasheng: "White-bone demon! You have to speak conscientiously. When did I hurt you? Master goes abroad to give lectures on Buddhism. Don't let him worry about it."

Bai Gu: "Hmph! Second Senior Brother, please say something to me! Otherwise, you will never want to go to my modeling agency and ask the girl to drink milk tea!"

Zhang Xiaoyun was shocked.

Could this white bone be the one from the "Three Strikes of White Bone Demons"?

This is different from what they see on TV. When did they become brothers and sisters?

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hey, Brother Monkey, we are all joking. Look at how angry you are at Xiaobai, your bones are turning green."

Sun Dasheng: "Second brother, shut up!"

Zhang Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, Marshal Tianpeng? This is easy to guess.

This person should be Zhu Bajie.

General Rolling the Curtain: "Senior Brother, what have you been busy with recently?"

Sun Dasheng replied: "It's nothing. It's not my Huaguo Mountain. Now it's getting harder and harder to build a scenic spot. I'm just thinking about how to attract tourists."

General of the roller shutter: "Brother, this year is the off-season for tourism. It is normal for the business in scenic spots to be poor. I recently started a decoration company. Can't we cooperate?"

Sun Dasheng: "Lao San, haven't you been selling 'rolling shutter doors'? How did you start decorating them?"

Roller Shutter General: "Anyway, we are decorating for homes. Decorating doors is decorating, and decoration is decorating, regardless of home."

Zhang Xiaoyun stared, unable to say a word.

Rolling shutter door?

Now he really has some psychological construction on these mythological characters, and he is amazed.

One is really better than the other. How can a rolling shutter master play with rolling shutter doors?

That day, Marshal Zhu Bajie must be the most profitable, as the price of pork has increased so much in recent years.

He doesn't run a pig farm, does he?

Just thought of this.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hey, Third Brother, I'm telling you that you can't do these things. The breeding industry is a rising industry. You both need to come to Gao Laozhuang. My pig farm has made a lot of money this year. Let's

How great would it be for the three of us to be rich people and be happy every day?"

Sun Dasheng: "Come on, how dare you call your pet pig shops a breeding farm? Do you dare to sell pork? If you can't, just shut up!"

Canopy: “…!”

Holy shit!

Zhang Xiaoyun continues to refresh the world view.

At this moment, he began to carefully recall the scene when he read Journey to the West, as well as the content.

Did you remember it wrong?

Could it be that Journey to the West is not a program for learning lessons, but an entrepreneurial program?

At this time, Sun Dasheng continued to speak in the group.

"Third brother, let me ask you something. I remember you said a few years ago that Taishang Laojun bought a villa outside the western suburbs of the imperial capital, right?"

Rolling Shutter General: "Well, that's right. He asked me to install the rolling shutter door for his garage at that time. What happened, senior brother? Do you have something to do with Laojun?"

Sun Dasheng: "Ahem, Third Brother, tell me the 'magic circle' on the rolling shutter door you installed, and the solution to the magic circle."

General Rolling the Curtain: "Ah? Senior Brother! You, you don't want to steal anything, do you?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Holy crap! Brother Monkey, you did this thousands of years ago and were imprisoned in an alchemy furnace. Are you still here?"

Bones: "Senior Brother 666!"

Sun Dasheng: "It's not as serious as you think. I'm just going to get a few elixirs. I know what's appropriate. When the time comes, I'll ask Ao Lie to help me."

Marshal Tianpeng: "That kid has become obsessed with sports cars recently. The second generation of God is different. It's just right for you to have a speed and sex relationship with him."

The general who rolled the curtain: "Okay, senior brother, we will talk privately later."

Sun Dasheng: "Okay, let's do this for today."

Soon, the WeChat group fell into silence.

Zhang Xiaoyun watched their conversation and didn't know what to say.

However, no matter how you look at it, you feel that they are not like a circle of gods, but a class group of classmates at a certain stage.

Shouldn't people in the immortal world be discussing the cultivation methods of a certain realm?

Or maybe it was so and so who had a feud with so and so, and ended up fighting for three days and three nights, or something like that?

In addition to starting a business, this is how to steal things. This is too down-to-earth.

Ding bell! WeChat message.

Sun Dasheng: "Just stay with this group. It will be beneficial to hang out with them more."

"Um... Monkey King, do you think I can get along with them?" Zhang Xiaoyun replied.

Sun Dasheng: "Don't worry, it's no problem."

"Okay." Zhang Xiaoyun accepted.

After that, Zhang Xiaoyun asked Sun Dasheng about stealing the elixir.

Sun Dasheng was very confident in his plan and could easily understand it.

Open the rolling shutter door of Laojun's garage, break the anti-theft formation on it, and then turn into a little bee and fly in.

Find the room where the alchemy furnace is stored, you can find the elixir, and then steal a few out.

Finally, he escaped from the villa and asked Ma Aolie, the white dragon who was standing guard, to pick him up.

Very perfect!

Zhang Xiaoyun once expressed his opinion with some embarrassment. Is this step too simple?

After all, he is Taishang Laojun. How can a boss of this level be able to get in and steal so easily?

Sun Dasheng gave a very arrogant reply.

"Thousands of years ago, my old grandson stole more elixirs from Laojun than you have ever seen a woman! Hehe, I am familiar with stealing elixirs!"

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early morning.

The colorful rising sun shines directly into the courtyard of the Tianshi Mansion.

Zhang Xiaoyun stretched and heard sounds coming from outside the house.

I opened the door curiously and was completely surprised the next moment.

Dozens of Taoist priests, wearing blue robes, wielding long swords.

The surrounding air seemed to start to fluctuate in response to everyone's movements.

The black and white halo, which was like a substance, suddenly lit up.

Under everyone’s feet, Tai Chi Yin and Yang diagrams actually appeared!

The breeze blew past.

Sometimes the sword energy is like a trickle, sometimes like the rapid Yangtze River!

Great opening and closing, wonderful!

Liu Qingfeng was among them. At this time, his face was calm and his eyes were misty.

The long sword carried behind him seemed to resonate, and with the flow of spiritual energy around him, there was a slight sword sound in the scabbard.

Liu Qingfeng jumped up!

It actually soared above the center of the crowd.

Then he put his fingers together and pointed directly at the sky.

The long sword flew past and hovered in the sky.
Chapter completed!