Chapter fifty-ninth happy funeral
Newspapers are no longer new in the Cthun continent. They have been born for decades, and gradually evolved from the niche aristocratic beginning to the popularization of civilians today. Every country has newspapers. As the fifth largest city in the Cthun continent, Dark City has a population of nearly 10 million, and the total daily distribution of newspapers has reached hundreds of thousands.
Bai Mu bought the [Dark City Weekly]. The newspaper with more than ten pages is divided into many sections, and the content is all-encompassing. The most common content is murder wanted, famous poets and novels, royal palace and nobles' love news, etc. These news that are easily topics for civilians to talk after dinner, and it is easier to promote newspaper sales...
Alex drove the car and said enthusiastically: "If you see interesting news, please read it out."
Doregoth first reads foreign news and laughs before he speaks: "I saw a very interesting news. An earl from the Kingdom of Gravesend went home and saw his newly married wife having an affair with a gardener. He chased out of the castle with a gun, but shot the marquis' father-in-law who was visiting. The two noble families became enemies who were immortal. The king was in a dilemma and didn't know how to resolve it."
"Is it funny?"
Doregoth himself was overjoyed: "Isn't it funny?"
Alex glanced back: "Nema, do you see any interesting news?"
Naima shook her head: "I'm reading the newly written poem by Master Monesky."
"Monesky, the great poet of the Blue Dragon Empire?"
"Yes."
"Read it and listen."
"The blue sea is full of water, and the galloping horses..."
Bai Mu said, "All legs?"
"Puff!" Alex laughed: "Boss, you are such a talent."
Doregoth also smiled: "Brother Mu, it seems that you have the potential to be a poet."
Alex glanced at him and asked, "Boss, what news are you reading?"
Bai Mu replied: "Homicide wanted."
"Do you like this kind of news?"
"I just check if I'm among the wanted criminals who are offered a reward."
“(⊙_⊙)”
Bai Mu said with gratitude: "Luckily, I'm not there."
Doregoth was careful: "Is there me?"
“No, either.”
Bai Mu glanced at Alex: "It seems that your church is very poor."
“(¬_¬)”
Alex rolled his eyes. Their Holy Church is not rich, but it is also not poor. They offer a reward of one thousand gold coins to capture Baimudoregus, but this is the sphere of influence of the Church of God. The three major churches are hostile to each other. How could the newspapers in Dark City help the Holy Church publish a reward poster?
In the busy dark city, the steam locomotive turtle is moving forward like a crawling.
Bai Mu looked at the magic warship flying by the sky, and felt a little regretful. The steam locomotive would be abandoned when it entered a crowded place. He would have known that he would have bought a flying monster first.
Along the way, Alex kept stopping and asking for directions. After more than an hour of walking and stopping, Bai Mu and the other two arrived at the gate of a magnificent castle tower.
The Grand Hotel Venice was once the largest tavern in Dark City, and now it is the largest hotel in Dark City. It combines catering, accommodation and entertainment. The hotel was once called Louis XIII...
The owner of the hotel, Earl of Venice, has many stories of him circulating in the market, which is very inspiring, telling how he went from a lowly tavern waiter to become a nobleman of the kingdom step by step. Of course, it was just an honorary title without real power in the fiefdom.
Bai Mu snorted and said, "This despicable villain who committed adultery with his sister-in-law and colluded with his sister-in-law to murder his brother is very good at doing business. In just a few years, he expanded the tavern into a hotel, bought a title, transformed himself into a high-class nobleman...
There are many elegiac couplets hanging outside the hotel, which seems to be a funeral?
Bai Mu and the other two got out of the car and asked the waiter. It turned out that the father-in-law of the Earl of Venice had passed away, and he was also the father-in-law of Uncle Louis XIII...
On the vast grassland of the hotel, there is a gold-inlaid coffin.
An old man with a mean face was lying quietly in the coffin. Of course, it was impossible not to be quiet...
The old man died in a hotel, so he held a farewell ceremony on site and was finally transported to the cemetery for funeral.
The old man was a big landlord in the countryside during his lifetime. He was stingy and mean. When he was old, his daughter took him to the city. He lived in a hotel on weekdays and often beat and scolded his servants. After Bai Mu entered the hotel, he could feel the joy of the waiters. He knew about the funeral, and he thought he was doing a wedding...
Both father and daughter have poor character. Bai Mu and others who successfully sneaked into the funeral secretly heard many waiters snickering and saying bad things about them, saying that the old father-in-law must be very at ease leaving, so many men helped him take care of his wife and daughter...
I have no doubt sympathy with Uncle Louis XIII.
The guests who came to pay their respects were all well-dressed, either rich or noble. In order to show the qualities of upper-class people, they deliberately pretended to be very sad and quiet...
A beautiful blonde woman with hot body and peach blossom eyes was kneeling in front of the coffin and crying.
Elena, the woman she loves most in her life, is really beautiful, she looks like the Virgin in the portrait, her attraction to men can be seen from Alex's rippling face...
A tall and handsome man patted her shoulder sadly to show comfort.
Bai Mu looked at the tall and handsome Venice and remembered Uncle Louis XIII who looked like the heels of his shoes. No wonder Elena was a fan of things. Uncle Louis XIII's appearance was also part of the reason...
The man is tall and handsome, and the woman is a pair of dogs, men and women who are so beautiful.
Venice walked up to the platform where he delivered a speech and said with a heavy expression: "Last night, my father-in-law passed away peacefully in the hotel. His life was full of glory. His death made me...hahahaha..."
“(⊙_⊙)”
The guests were all shocked. Is my father-in-law so happy to die?
Venice said in a panic: "I'm really sad, hahahaha... I can't control myself, hahahaha..."
Elena looked at her laughing husband and her nose was crooked.
What's going on? Venice was puzzled and undeniable. The old man who was tedious and liked to point fingers at him died. He was really happy, but how could he not control his laughter?
Elena went on stage angrily, and the couple had a big fight and then started a fight...
The atmosphere of the funeral became cheerful, and the waiters around couldn't help laughing. Bai Mu snapped his fingers and said hello to Uncle Louis XIII. They were ready to leave.
If a man loses his dignity, he can only come back by himself...
Uncle Louis XIII was a cunning hero, very righteous, treating his brothers as brothers, and also deeply in love with his women. In fact, he had long noticed that his brother had something wrong with his women, but because of his mercy and ruthlessness, he was almost killed by the two people he trusted the most...
Uncle Louis XIII longed to gain strength, not to come back and take back his wealth. With his ability, the family business can be quickly earned back. He just wanted to win back the lost dignity of a man.
Chapter completed!