Chapter 181 Question: How many steps does it take to bury someone?(1/2)
Question: How do you plant people in the ground like onions?
The answer is very simple.
1. Let Ibrahimovic and Pokbe dig a hole.
2. Put the person in the pit.
3. Fill the soil and step on it.
Simple?
What, you said it cannot be that simple?
Then ask again, how did the child be born?
The answer is...
If you want to have a baby, you must let your wife lie down... (quoted from Crayon Shin-chan)
Look, it's simple.
In fact, this is the case. Many things are just artificially difficult to think about.
According to the "planting onion method and three-step strategy", Dongmi got two human heads.
As for the super bat, it was buried on the edge of Hikawa Okasaka.
"Pokeby, go and stand on the head, open your mouth wide, reveal your teeth, and put on an extremely fierce expression."
Dongmi still has time to take a few photos, accompanied by words on the way.
Pokeby:('⌒′メ) Super fierce!
Immediately afterwards, he posted the photos into the elf chat group that had been diving for a long time.
Soon, I got a bunch of positive reviews.
My daughter: "Eat radish?????"
Talking Meow: "..."
Pika Pika Pikachu: “(?⊿?)?”
Shen'ao Life Insurance: "Big Boss, are there no pendants on the elf ball? I can sing the bells."
Do you want the loli on my left hand or the royal sister on my right hand: "I have a bold idea, why not put a bow on their heads?"
The soap story between the Fire Dragon and the Quick Dragon: "Oh Devil."
If Pikachu is stuffed into the cannon of the water-blade turtle, can it be fired? "Devil 1."
...
"Very good, someone should call the police next."
Dongmi pushed Laplace, who was almost at the river, into the water and rode on, "Ibrahimovic, Pokbe, hurry up, ride on."
"Lapras, let's go!"
Dongmi patted Laplace's big blue neck.
“!!”
Laplace was shocked and swam immediately.
Do you dare not swim?
The two heads on the shore are distinct examples.
It could even imagine that if it was disobedient, if it was buried in it, it would only reveal its head.
Laxi (so scary (つд?))!
So, Laplace took out his energy and fluttered desperately, swam downstream like a small boat.
"It's great. If you come again with a big beer and Laplace, this will be a cruise ship in the Elf world."
Dongmi imagined that Laplace would also catch fish, and then freeze the fish with frozen light.
When you eat, you can roast it if you want, and sashimi will make your life happy.
"Buyi?Buyi!"
Ibrahimovic also had a fantasy.
The big sun was lying on Laplace's back wearing black sunglasses. The waves around him were slapped quietly, and another parasol was inserted on Laplace's back.
Buyi...
So beautiful and so beautiful.
Coming back to his senses, Ibrahimovic looked at Laplace with something more in his sight.
No wonder Dongmi Beast always wants to ride something all day long.
It turns out that riding is really happy!
"Qiaoxi, Qiaoxi."
Pokeby lay on Laplace's back, looking curiously at the small fish in the river, and from time to time he put his fingers in to lure and scare the fry. He was so silly.
This kind of happiness is probably like a human being secretly stretching out his fingers to tease the cat in the quilt.
"By the way, Laplace seems to be able to sing."
For safety, Dongmi took out a rope and tied himself, Ibrahimovic and Pokbet to Laplace's neck with exquisite rope techniques. Finally, he tied a bow on Laplace's neck.
Really, the "grasshopper" on a rope.
"Come on, sing a little song for you."
Dongmi joked.
According to the picture book, Laplace has a high quotient and is good at singing.
"Buyi!o(*]▽***)o?”
Ibrahimovic is so versatile, able to ride, find food, and sing?
Pokeby:\(@^0^@)/?
Laplace was frightened by 10,000 points and was in the mood to sing.
But don't sing...
Don't dare.
So Laplace opened her mouth tremblingly and sang a song with her screams.
The song was sad and miserable.
"Can you be happier? No one died."
Dongmi touched Laplace's body casually.
"La...La!"
Laplace was almost scared to tears, and instinctively sang a song.
The singing is soothing and wonderful, and coupled with the sound of water flowing around people can't help but immerse themselves in it.
Then... fell asleep.
Dongmi, Ibrahimovic, and Pokbi yawned at the same time and fell into sleep lazily.
Laplace realized it only then.
It actually used the "singing" skill to slept with Tommi, Ibrahimovic and Pokbi.
Singing skills are to use soothing and beautiful singing to relax your opponent and fall asleep.
Since Tommi, Ibrahimovic and Pokbi are asleep.
That……
That……
Wouldn't that be a big deal?
What if Dongmi, Ibrahimovic and Pok compare to each other and become angry?
Are you going to get into the soil?
I can only have only one left, and I have shed tears silently?
Laplace swam forward in a daze.
Poor and helpless and weak.gif
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On the other hand, the league's high-altitude rescue team also arrived quickly.
It wouldn't have been so fast.
To be continued...