Chapter 533: A date with a beautiful woman(2/4)
BangGeng could see clearly what it was. He looked at it with his eyes, connected it with his hands, and already thanked it in his mouth. He was so skillful that it made people feel distressed.
Li Xuewu put several small boxes into the wooden box, then stood up and asked Bang Gang who was looking at the bullet casing in his hand: "Do you know me?"
"certainly"
Bangge replied with some disappointment: "Bullet casing".
Li Xuewu shook his finger and said: "No, it is a special bullet shell."
Bangge took the bullet case and looked at it again. He felt that there was nothing special. He wrinkled his nose and looked at Li Xuewu.
Li Xuewu tilted his head and said with a smile: "That was the first bullet when I shot and killed an enemy for the first time."
"ah!"
BangGeng's eyes widened in confusion, and he looked at the cartridge case in his hand again. This thing seemed a little different.
Li Xuewu walked up to Banggeng, tapped the bullet casing in his hand and said: "I was squatting in the trench, and he was looking out from the bushes with a gun in his hand. I shot him with a bang."
Bangge was startled by Li Xuewu's onomatopoeia, and looked at Li Xuewu with wide eyes, wanting to hear the next story.
Li Xuewu gestured with his right hand near his eye sockets and explained: "I watched the bullet hit his position, and then "bang!" the right half of his head went "pop" and became pulpy."
BangGeng grinned, feeling a little nauseous just listening to Uncle Wu's description. Being frightened by onomatopoeia from time to time, he just felt like peeing.
Li Xuewu looked down at the big fat stick with a slightly white face and said: "I think it is my lucky charm. It has the soul of the unlucky guy on it. I gave it to you."
"Thank...thank you Uncle Wu"
Banggeng was holding the bullet shell in his hand. He wanted to say no but he didn't dare.
But he didn't dare to hold the dead bullet casing, and because he wanted to pee, he had no choice but to cross his legs and say something to Li Xuewu before running forward.
"Hmm, hehehehe"
Li Xuewu found it quite interesting to tease this big-faced cat. He found another bag, picked some things from his fingers, put it in it, and walked to the front yard with it.
When he made the last move, he was stopped by Qin Huairu.
"Is this what you gave Bangge?"
Qin Huairu asked angrily while holding the bullet casing that Li Xuewu had just given to Banggan.
Li Xuewu was holding the box, looked at the bullet casing, then at Qin Huairu, nodded, and asked: "What's wrong?"
Qin Huairu tilted her mouth and asked, "What did you tell Banggeng about this bullet casing?"
Li Xuewu raised his eyebrows and said, "It rained last month and there was no firewood in the stove pit. I dismantled a bullet. What happened?"
Qin Huairu frowned suspiciously, looked at Li Xuewu with funny and angry eyes, and said, "It's fun for you to tease him, right?"
As he spoke, he punched Li Xuewu and said, "I just finished washing my clothes, and you helped me find a job again."
Li Xuewu tilted his head, looked at Guangbo Chuliuer and Banggan standing in the back room, and asked with a wicked smile: "You didn't wet your pants, right?"
"No, no, I didn't pee my pants!"
Banggeng was picking up the pants that his grandma had found and put them on when he heard Li Xuewu laughing at him and quickly shouted in the negative.
But it's a good thing he didn't yell. If he yelled like this, everyone in the hospital would know that he peed his pants.
"Hehehe"
Lao Qi was holding his rice bowl and eating on the doorstep, laughing at the excitement here. Li Xuewu also laughed when he saw it.
Bangge was also ashamed, so he ran into the back room with his pants half pulled up with a frown on his face.
Qin Huairu angrily said to Li Xuewu: "Just be bad, you are the one who spoils all the good children."
"Hey, if you don't do homework, just think about having fun."
Li Xuewu raised his eyebrows at Qin Huairu and said, "Scare him. You don't need to scream before it gets dark. You will run home by yourself."
"go!"
Qin Huairu glared at Li Xuewu and was about to throw the bullet casing, but when she heard the angry voice in the room saying that he wanted more, she took back her hand.
He glanced at the box Li Xuewu was holding, curled his lips and went to wash Banggeng's pants.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! When Li Xuewu walked through the third door, he could still hear the laughter behind him.
There was laughter in the middle courtyard, and there was laughter in the front yard as well. The third aunt laughed harder than the seventh child squatting on the threshold.
When Li Xuewu was walking on Yong Road, he took a quick look and saw that Ge Shuqin was surrounded by the Yan family and asked what they were asking.
"pregnant"
Lao Biaozi stood at the screen door. When he saw Li Xuewu crossing the hanging flower door, he explained with a wicked smile.
Li Xuewu saw his evil smile, so he also smiled evilly and asked: "Yours?"
"Ah? Stop making trouble!"
Lao Biaozi murmured with his eyes: "How is that possible? It can't be such a coincidence."
Li Xuewu tilted his head and asked again: "Are you sure?"
"Forehead……"
Lao Biaozi shook his chin, shook his head vigorously, and said: "Don't scare me, it's not funny at all, and I won't pee my pants."
"Haha, virtue~"
Of course Li Xuewu knew that Lao Biaozi was playing tricks on the corner room, but he never singled him out or said anything about it.
Today, he was the only one who took the initiative to talk to Pingmenkuan, otherwise Li Xuewu wouldn't have asked him.
When Lao Biaozi saw Li Xuewu holding the box and coming to the west courtyard through the screen door, he glanced in the direction of the Yan family again and ran after Li Xuewu.
"Hey, Brother Wu, what do you think if this kid doesn't look like Yan Jiecheng?"
Li Xuewu turned around and looked at Lao Biaozi and said, "Don't tell me that you have a high probability of winning."
"Hi~uh"
Lao Biaozi hesitated for a moment and asked: "It's only a dozen times, it shouldn't be big, right?"
Li Xuewu looked at Lao Biaozi with an expression as expected, and said: "You have such a good relationship with the third uncle, and you are a rag seller and a tight tile, you are really capable of doing something."
"Haha, you already said that I have a good relationship with the third uncle, and isn't the third aunt also a good friend?"
Lao Biaozi chuckled and continued: "But Yan and I have a normal relationship."
"You are such a genius at logic"
Li Xuewu was too lazy to talk to him anymore, so he jumped on the jeep, nodded and said to the old man: "You can get insurance on the streets, spend some money to find a married woman to help you get it, and don't do any more evil."
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After teaching, he stepped on the accelerator and left the courtyard, leaving the old man standing there rubbing his chin.
"Hiss~~~~"
As if he had an epiphany, Lao Biaozi looked at the alley where the car had disappeared and said to himself softly: "I just said that Wang Yajuan and the others are so... how could they not... tsk tsk tsk, oops~".
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"What's this?"
Li Xuewu parked the car in the courtyard of the villa. Zhou Yamei stood on the steps and looked at the large and small boxes on the back seat and asked.
"Inheritance"
Li Xuewu smiled and moved a box down. He entered the living room and saw Gu Ning teaching Fu Zhidong how to play the piano. He winked at Fu Zhidong who turned around and went upstairs.
Gu Ning waited for Li Xuewu to go up the stairs, then glanced at Li Xuewu's back, and then continued to demonstrate the gestures.
Li Xuewu listened to the piano playing downstairs and felt that life had become more interesting. He wanted to move in as soon as possible.
There was no rush to pack it up, so I put down the boxes and went downstairs to move other boxes.
Zhou Yamei wanted to help, but gave up after trying the weight of the box. She asked Li Xuewu if he wanted to eat here and went to the kitchen.
After Li Xuewu carried the last bag of ingredients into the kitchen, Zhou Yamei had already added two more dishes with quick hands and feet.
"Let's eat together, I didn't know you were coming"
Because Li Xuewu arrived suddenly, the staple food was two kinds, leftover rice and freshly made steamed buns.
Li Xuewu went to wash his hands. Gu Ning, who followed the restaurant, smiled and sat at the dining table.
"I'll eat rice, you guys eat steamed buns"
General Li Xuewu brought the steamed rice, mixed it with some vegetables, and ate it with a spoon.
Fu Zhidong looked at Li Xuewu and was a little surprised, how could his uncle eat so well?
This rice is incomparable with steamed buns. Li Xuewu's steamed buns at this time usually only have three or four, because they are big.
If rice is not enough, at least four or five bowls are enough. If it is smooth, you can eat more.
Gu Ning looked at Li Xuewu and asked, "What have been moved?"
"Books, information, miscellaneous items"
To be continued...