Karen said: "General teacher."

"Yes, yes, Master Karen knows more. Hey, before I die, I will sign an agreement to donate myself and become a physical education teacher."

Mason shook the ashes from his cigarette and said with a smile: "I can't tell, Ron, your image instantly became taller in my eyes."

"Um, um..." Ron scratched his head, "I didn't study well since I was a child. I really couldn't learn the knowledge from books. I dropped out of school early and went out to find a job. But I know that those who can get into Luojia Medical College will

They are all those people who study well.

I felt that from now on, I, a stupid and poor student, would lie there and let those outstanding students with good academic performance stand next to me and bow to me together and call me teacher. How pleasant and enjoyable this would be."

"Hahahaha." Mason laughed.

Karen couldn't help but laugh, but still reminded him: "Then Ron, you have to lose weight."

"Losing weight?" Ron said a little surprised, "Do you still need to be in shape to be a physical education teacher?"

"That's not true, but you know, after cutting your belly open, your fat will pile up there. Then those students will probably endure the nausea while cutting and turning over your fat while cursing you in a low voice:

Oh my god, why is my gross-up teacher such a fat guy!"

Ron straightened his back and said, "Is it so scary!"

immediately,

Ron fell into deep contemplation about his own funeral.

Mason asked curiously: "Karen, how do you know this?"

"Aunt Mary told me, you know, sometimes Auntie will deal with some bodies that died in terrible conditions, so sometimes she can't help but curse at the dinner table."

Mason nodded with deep understanding and said, "Yes, her temper is getting worse and worse."

Immediately afterwards,

Mason sighed,

flicked the cigarette ashes again,

road:

"Blame me."

…

When I got home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. After placing the urn in the basement, today's work was completed.

For dinner, there is a midnight snack, mashed potatoes, bacon and vegetable salad.

Karen washed his hands and came over. When he saw the dinner, to be honest, he was a little disappointed. Especially today when he went out and came back later and hungrier than usual, he was looking forward to a delicious and rich dinner.

but……

I'll do it myself next time.

"Honey, I opened a can of herring for you."

Upon hearing "canned herring", Uncle Mason immediately opened his arms, smiled, and kissed Aunt Mary several times in front of Karen:

"This is really a happy dinner. I love it, and I love you who prepared it for me, my dear."

The day before yesterday, Uncle Mason told Aunt Mary while sitting in the car that the stuffing pie she made was his only favorite food;

As for another delicacy that goes to the toilet, it refers to "canned herring".

Karen blinked, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Snapped!"

There was air in the can, and when I opened it, there was a muffled sound inside.

Immediately afterwards,

The stench of rotten flesh immediately filled the air.

Karen's stomach immediately spasmed, and then went up to her throat, but she was forced to suppress it.

In front of this smell, stinky tofu is simply a fragrant little cutie with its own fragrance!

Uncle Mason forked a piece and put it into his mouth, chewing it while showing an expression of enjoyment.

immediately,

Without even asking Karen,

He forked a piece directly onto the mashed potatoes in front of Karen:

"Eat it, Karen, you and I have always been the biggest fans, nay, believers, of canned herring in this family!"

Karen held her breath and looked at Mason. Mason picked up another piece and shouted:

"Come and destroy our faith!"

After saying that,

Once again, he put it into his mouth and chewed it with great enjoyment.

Karen looked embarrassed,

but,

Who knew the last "Karen" actually liked this kind of food?

in addition,

For Karen, who liked to eat stinky tofu in her previous life, she vaguely guessed that this thing should be the same as stinky tofu, smelling bad but tasting delicious?

Take courage,

Karen forked it,

Put it in your mouth.

In an instant,

Wow~

Karen's eyes immediately opened wide,

I couldn't even swallow, so I just picked up the napkin and spit it out. Then I immediately got up and left the table, went to the bathroom, and started vomiting.

beside the table,

Mason, who was sitting, and Mary, who was standing, were slightly shocked.

"What's wrong with him?" Aunt Mary asked confused.

Uncle Mason guessed: "When I came back, the car was leaking and it was raining. Maybe I had a cold?"

"Then I'll prepare some medicine for him."

…

After vomiting,

Karen gasped helplessly.

Turning his head, he saw Pu'er standing at the door of the bathroom. The cat was staring at him. Moreover, judging from the curvature of the corners of its mouth, Karen had the feeling that the cat was laughing at her.

"Are you laughing at me?"

Pu'er's expression remained unchanged and his tail wagged.

At this time, Aunt Mary's voice came from outside: "Karen, have you caught a cold? I'm bringing you medicine."

"Okay, Auntie, I'll come out to eat later."

"Then your midnight snack..."

No,

That damn midnight snack,

Karen doesn't want to go back to that table anymore, and now he doesn't even want to go back to the second floor!

The entire second floor should be filled with the smell of canned herring at this time.

"There are a lot of snacks in Lunt's place. I'll just eat some. My stomach doesn't feel very good, so I shouldn't eat too much."

"Then...Okay, you should pay attention to yourself. If you are still not feeling well tomorrow morning, I will take you to the clinic."

"Thank you, Auntie."

Aunt Mary turned and left,

vaguely,

Karen heard her aunt scolding her cousin Lunt:

"Lunt, you have so many broken teeth, but you still dare to hide snacks. Since you don't want your teeth anymore, I will tear your mouth apart now!"

In the bathroom, Karen felt a little sorry for his cousin, and his heart was filled with guilt for his little cousin. Then he took a bath comfortably.

After taking a shower, Karen wiped her hair with a towel while walking back to her bedroom.
To be continued...