Chapter 1587 Anti-routine
"Do you think I've become a lot more handsome? Let me just say, when I wash my face, I feel like two people. Can I debut as an idol now?" Li Menglong stroked his stubble quite narcissistically.
He said, looking slightly disgusted.
"We are all so familiar with each other, can you please stop embarrassing your own people? You said you have said so yourself. If we agree, we will be sorry for our own conscience; but if we reject it, we will feel a little guilty towards you. You are so
Aren't you making things difficult for me?" Kim Taeyeon said in a very conciliatory manner, after all, she had already given Li Menglong face without making any direct sarcasm.
But it was obvious that Li Menglong didn't appreciate it very much, and his expression turned cold instantly: "Then why are you staring at me like this? Since you can't give me praise, then don't give me these vain hopes!"
"Hiss...who did you learn the look of this resentful woman from?" Li Shunkyu rubbed the goosebumps on his body and said speechlessly: "You also teach him some good things on weekdays. After teaching him all kinds of messy words, you guys
Everyone is already married, what should I do?"
"You can just find another one. Anyway, even if your appearance is no longer there, you will still have money. Will the rich woman not worry about finding a new home?"
"You all have a problem with what you say. What does it mean that I am rich? Do I, Li Shun Kyu, need to use material temptations to find a man? With this face and figure, are you blind?" Li Shun Kyu even dragged his chest as he spoke.
, glanced at these people with disdain, Chai Huo Niu still has the nerve to discuss this issue with her?
This is really a map cannon. There are not many girls who can survive. They are a little depressed as they say it. Everyone has been eating about the same over the years. How come Lee Soon Kyu’s figure is so good? Is it true?
Are there any hidden benefits of not growing taller?
This idea was abandoned by everyone in an instant. After all, there was a ready-made example nearby. Kim Taeyeon also noticed everyone's unkind glances. The key is that the focus of these gazes seemed to be on her chest. What these perverts wanted to do
What? Believe it or not, she called the police?
After successfully transferring the conflict temporarily, at least he could relax for a while. At this time, someone secretly massaged his shoulders from behind. He didn't even have to look back to know that it was Xu Xian, otherwise who would be so sensible.
"Did Oppa not sleep last night? It's my fault. I will definitely rest on time every day from now on!" Xu Xian said slightly apologetically. Based on what Xiaoyuan just said, she thought Li Menglong rested with her.
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There are many similar things, but Li Menglong will never say them directly, and only a few of them will be known to the girls. For example, if Xiaoyuan wakes up late today, most likely no one will know that he stayed up late.
So the girls are quite grateful to him. Of course, it would be nice to thank Lee Soon Kyu in a big way. On the contrary, Xu Xian will feel a little guilty. After all, it was her little willfulness that made Li Menglong work overtime last night. The key is
It was her who fell asleep first, which was so inappropriate.
"It doesn't matter. Serving our goddess is the dream of ordinary people like us. I want to thank the goddess for giving me this opportunity!"
"Flattery!" "Liar!" "You know how to deceive the simple maknae..."
"Isn't it impolite to talk behind someone's back?"
"Which of your eyes saw that we were going behind your back? We just kept our voices low!" Yoona spoke up on behalf of everyone: "You are a flatterer and you still don't admit it? Then why do you only serve Xu Xian? We
Not human!"
"First of all, I have served you. If you object, you can choose not to eat breakfast for a while! Secondly, I am grateful to the goddess for giving me the opportunity. What kind of goddess are you?" Li Menglong said quite straightforwardly.
The words definitely come from the heart. After all, the longer they get along, the farther away the girls are from the word goddess in his heart!
"I don't like to hear this. If you go out and ask around, 11 out of 10 people will say that we are goddesses. Should you see a psychiatrist?"
"I think it should be ophthalmology!"
"Wrong, I think you should go to the psychiatry department directly. There is obviously something wrong with your brain. Is it waterlogged? Come and let me clean it up for you!"
I have to say that when the girls gathered together, their power was quite huge. At least when Li Menglong was reluctant to speak, they were almost invincible. In just a few words, Li Menglong was stunned. Since he has nothing to say, just admit defeat.
, as for the girls, they were not reluctant, they just jumped with pride, and then hurriedly went to wash up.
Being able to have a fixed breakfast time of ten minutes every day is one of the biggest changes that Li Menglong brought to them after he moved in. At first, the girls were very resistant. After all, anyone who stays in bed in the morning will understand that it is better to lie down more.
It’s happiness even for a minute, let alone for such a long time.
But after getting used to it, I felt it was okay. To be honest, I wouldn't be sleepy after waking up ten minutes early. What's more, these ten minutes are not occupied by their sleeping time. They are completely saved by getting up in an orderly manner and going out.
Time is quite magical.
Today, because Li Menglong didn't go downstairs to buy breakfast, there was only white porridge with side dishes. Fortunately, the girls were really not picky about food. They were all twirling their bowls while drinking, but their eyes were glaring from time to time.
Looking at Li Menglong, he felt very uncomfortable.
"If you're curious, just ask directly. It's not your style to be so reserved!" Li Menglong asked helplessly while sharing the remaining porridge with everyone. As for guessing what the girls were thinking, Li Menglong gave up very early.
Their brains are not something that normal people can guess, their brain circuits are very magical.
"Is it really okay to ask? You won't get angry if I ask?" Kim Taeyeon rolled her eyes and looked very smart, but in Li Menglong's eyes, she was full of bad things and needed to be seriously guarded against.
"Ask, and after you finish asking, hurry up and eat so I can take a break!"
"Then I'm really going to ask, so be prepared!" Kim Taeyeon coughed slightly and asked quite crisply: "What's going on with the hidden camera today?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the table suddenly became a mess. Li Menglong was surprised and poured a spoonful of porridge directly on the table. But what surprised him even more was why the other girls were equally surprised. It was based on
What kind of psychology is that?
Naturally, they were surprised. If they didn't know anything else, they might have thought it was Kim Taeyeon's joke. But everyone knew it, and Kim Taeyeon didn't communicate with everyone before she spoke just now, so that's why.
current situation.
While wiping their mouths and clearing the table, the girls began to attack Kim Taeyeon in unison. You must know that everyone is still a little resistant to hidden cameras. After all, no one is used to being the protagonist of pranks.
But it's different if they know it in advance. At least psychologically, they will feel that they are in control of everything. Moreover, looking at the staff who think they are successful, this can be regarded as IQ suppression, and it is easy to gain a sense of accomplishment.
As a result, Kim Taeyeon cut off the power before the game even started. Isn't this a problem with them? As for Li Menglong, it doesn't matter. To be honest, his psychological quality is not that bad, even if he was exposed by Kim Taeyeon in public.
This shouldn't be the case.
The main reason why Lee Mong-ryong looked like this was that he forgot about it and only picked up the matter after Kim Taeyeon reminded him. Moreover, he would be very embarrassed if the staff were busy in vain because of him.
Fortunately, after a brief chat, there seems to be a solution. The biggest selling point of hidden cameras is monkey tricks. Generally speaking, artists are monkeys, the program team is performers, and the audience is the official. Enjoy the perspective of God
of pleasure.
It's just that now the target of the joke has been changed. For Li Menglong, it doesn't matter who is the monkey. He even prefers the girls from his heart. Of course, it's not because he is afraid that they will suffer a loss. It's all because of Xu.
Xian is also among them.
Therefore, an upgraded version of the hidden camera was perfected in minutes. Of course, it was just a general framework, and the details inside relied on the girls' random performance. They have always performed quite well in this regard.
And the girls themselves are very excited now. After all, they haven’t played such a high-IQ game for a long time, especially the staff. You must know that the two sides have been very antagonistic recently. After all, those people know where to watch every day.
Lively, very annoying!
It's so nice to be able to take revenge now. Even Li Menglong's share of the porridge was snatched away. According to them, they need to accumulate enough physical strength to let these self-righteous people see the acting skills of the girls. They won't be scared to death.
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Ten minutes later, everyone walked down one after another. It was very lively and comfortable along the way. However, if you look carefully, you will find that there is something wrong, because Li Menglong's voice was not heard.
In fact, Li Menglong was forced to wear a mask and sunglasses. The reason was that he was afraid that he would betray the organization. The little girl Xu Xian was also treated the same way. The reason was that Xu Xian was not good at acting. In this case, don't speak up.
Already.
They didn't even blush when they said this. Now they took it out to do a questionnaire. It seems that Seo Hyun Jae is the best in terms of acting skills. The name of a nation's first love is better than their various three-legged cat roles.
grade.
It's just a pity that this society does not determine victory or defeat simply based on strength. Xu Xian suffered a loss here, but it was a good thing. She was too lazy to participate anyway. At the same time, she quietly worked for the program team
The staff observed three seconds of silence. Why did you accidentally send a text message directly? You should obviously have made a phone call directly!
The two parties met soon. After all, the prerequisite for hiding a camera is to have a lens, so there must be a camera and staff. As for some candid shots and the like, forget it. They don't need to be too sensitive to the camera.
It's hard to hide it.
So now we need an excuse to meet. Originally, this excuse should have been Li Menglong's work, but who made him forget it? He didn't even think of it until now, so the two sides were equivalent to a stalemate in the parking lot.
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The staff opposite started to sweat in the middle of winter. What's going on? It couldn't be that it was going to fail from the beginning, so a more enlightened person asked tentatively: "What's going on with Menglong?"
Well, didn’t we agree in advance?”
"Ah? Ah!" Li Menglong began to be glad that he was wearing a mask, otherwise his current expression would be very embarrassing: "Yes, as promised, what are you here to do? It's filming, right?"
Kim Taeyeon has already begun to secretly roll her eyes behind her. Can this guy be more irresponsible? If the other side sees this, it will be all his fault. He has no professional qualities at all. He has lived with them for so long and even lied.
Stumbling?
As for the staff on the opposite side, they were also in a panic. They were all holding cameras. In the end, Li Menglong asked if he was here to film? Isn't this obvious? If the girls find out, they will really go back to find Li Enxi.
Reported!
The only thing that made Li Menglong happy was that the attitudes of both parties were quite unified, that is, they didn't want the other party to see that it was a hidden camera, so no one expressed dissatisfaction with his stumbling.
As for the slightly pale excuse that followed, no one doubted it. The girls even took the initiative to help him out: "Thank you everyone, Li Menglong and Xu Xian accidentally caught a cold last night, so it was a bit difficult to speak. What's the matter?"
Just contact me directly about work matters, don’t cause trouble to everyone!”
Kim Taeyeon deserves to be the captain of the team. She spoke so fluently in this scene that even the staff believed it to be true. There were two people who also had the same cold and took the initiative to bring cold medicine to Li Menglong. Isn’t it inappropriate to take medicine if you are not sick?
ah?
In the end, Li Menglong reluctantly took one pill under the pressure of Kim Taeyeon and others, and was then sent to the back of the nanny van to catch up on his sleep. Of course, the excuse was that the medicine was too effective, and then it was time for the girls to perform.
"This driver Oppa is very unfamiliar. Is he a staff member of our SW? It seems that I have never seen him before!" Yoona sat in the back and poked her head over, asking curiously.
"I...I'm...a temporary visitor from MBC!" This person said as calmly as possible, but his slightly trembling voice still betrayed him.
It might have been fine if the girls didn't know in advance, but now it's obvious that all the details are questionable. Will MBC staff be so shy when meeting celebrities? You know, it's easy for them to meet celebrities. There is obviously something fishy about it.
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"Oppa, please drive safely, remember to fasten your seat belt!" Yoona said obediently from behind, while making quick eye contact with the girls, guessing the intentions of the program crew in this hidden camera.
At first glance, it seemed that I just wanted to shoot some of their private moments, but it didn't make sense. After all, they slept directly in the nanny car in the morning. The staff should all know this, so the only flaw is that this person
Chapter completed!