Chapter 49 Cockroaches
"People who often stay up late will: 1. Hallucinate, 2. Poor memory, 4. Not be able to count, 5. Be confused. Just remember these 7 points!"
In Apartment 3601, Hu Yifei was teaching Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo, who had dark circles on their faces, with her fingers crossed.
Lin Chen on the side coughed awkwardly and reminded:
"Yifei, you..."
Before Lin Chen finished speaking, Hu Yifei turned around and asked:
"What's wrong with me?"
"No, it's nothing, I just wanted to say it's time for us to have breakfast."
Lin Chen laughed awkwardly.
He had just gotten up. Last night, Lin Chen stayed up late playing games until after three o'clock. Now at seven o'clock in the morning, he originally wanted to sleep a little longer, but Hu Yifei "gently" pulled him out of bed.
Lu Zhanbo pouted and said reluctantly:
"Sister, didn't you stay up late last night?"
"Really? How could I stay up late? I went to bed very early!"
Lu Zhanbo took a mirror and put it in front of Hu Yifei and said:
"Your dark circles are heavier than mine!"
"Uh...what about that, have breakfast, have breakfast..."
Hu Yifei said awkwardly.
Several people:"……"
After breakfast, Hu Yifei and the others went back to sleep. Lin Chen was still thinking about going to the company, but was stopped by Guan Gu magically.
"Lin Chen! Lin Chen!"
"What's wrong Guangu?"
Looking at the disheveled Guan Gu, Lin Chen asked curiously.
"Just now, Meijia and I...and Meijia..."
"You and Mika?!"
Lin Chen said in surprise.
What's wrong with this plot? What's wrong with Guan Gu Qi Qi and Chen Mei Jia...
After thinking about it, Lin Chen raised his eyebrows and said with a smile:
"Sekiya, when did you and Meijia get together?"
"No, I mean..."
Guan Gu was panting and wanted to explain, but Lin Chen interrupted him again.
"I understand, a man and a woman are alone in the same room, making fire, and then the gun goes off~"
After saying that, Lin Chen was surprised and said:
"Didn't Teacher Zeng and Lu Ziqiao come back last night? You two didn't know how to go outside, really!"
Guan Gu magically waved his hand and said with a smile:
"It's okay. Teacher Zeng worked overtime last night, and Zi Qiao was probably dating another girl outside."
"Oh~~~"
Lin Chen looked at Guan Gu with a meaningful look.
"No, that's not what I want to say!"
Only then did Guan Gu Qi Qi remember that this was not the reason why he was looking for Lin Chen.
"Then why are you looking for me?"
"Mika and I found something in the room..."
"Something? What something?"
"That is the scariest and most disgusting thing I have ever seen! A big rat!"
"Ah?! Then you left Meijia alone in 3602!"
Lin Chen rushed into 3602 in a hurry. As soon as the door opened, he felt like something hit the door.
"Mika! Are you okay?"
Chen Meijia was just about to run out when the door suddenly opened. She didn't pay attention and hit the door directly.
Chen Meijia covered her head, waved her hands, and said softly:
"It's okay, Lin Chen, please help me drive that big cockroach out."
"Huh? Didn't Guangu say it was a big rat?"
"Guangu must have seen it wrong. How could it be a big rat?"
Guan Guqiu made a gesture with his hand and said:
"Mika, you must have seen it wrong. How can a cockroach be so big?"
Chen Meijia said categorically:
"So, it's a super giant cockroach!"
"Mika, you must have seen it wrong. It is a mouse. It has a beard on its mouth. Only mice have beards!"
"But that beard doesn't come from the mouth, it comes from the top of the head! Those are antennae!"
Guan Guqi Qi and Chen Meijia kept arguing, and Lin Chen already had the answer in his heart.
The two of them mentioned cockroaches and mice at the same time, so it should be cockroaches and mice.
Lin Chen ignored the two people arguing and walked towards the living room.
"Cockroach rat!"
"Cockroach rat!"
Lin Chen shouted softly.
He used the animal communication skills he had obtained during the previous sign-in to try to communicate with the cockroaches and rats.
"Come out. If you don't come out, don't blame me for using insecticide and rat poison!"
Seeing that the cockroach and mouse didn't come out, Lin Chen began to threaten it.
"Please, my name is not Cockroach Mouse, please call me Brother Qiang!"
The cockroach rat came out from under the sofa. Chen Meijia and Guan Gu, who had just finished arguing, saw the cockroach rat miraculously and ran out of 3602 in a hurry.
"..."
Lin Chen ignored the two of them, squatted down, looked at the cockroach and rat and said:
"Are you still strong brother? Who gave you such an unpleasant name?"
"You care about me, human, what do you want from me?"
The cockroach rat suddenly stood up, folding his arms and looking at Lin Chen.
This was the first time it met a human being who could communicate, so in order to appear domineering, it stood up on purpose.
Lin Chen was slightly surprised, but it soon passed.
"I have nothing to do with you, I just want you to get out of here."
"Leave? Why?"
"Because this is my friend's home, your presence has caused trouble in their lives."
"Oh, they are just timid, and they blame me for causing trouble to them. If they were like you, do you think it would affect them?"
Although the cockroach mouse is a mouse, not a mouse, and a cockroach, it is not a cockroach. But the way he talks is comparable to that of a mature person.
Lin Chen smiled and said:
"So what if they are timid? Aren't you timid? Besides, breaking into other people's houses is wrong in itself."
In the past, I had only seen the drawings of cockroaches and mice painted by Guan Gu on TV. At that time, Lin Chen thought this thing was quite ugly.
But now Lin Chen discovered that it was quite cute.
"Humph, that's between me and those two humans. I advise you, a human, to stop meddling in other people's business!"
The cockroach rat said with a grin.
When he opened his mouth, sharp teeth came out, which looked really scary.
"Mika and Sekiya are my friends, I will take care of this matter! If you don't leave, don't blame me for using violence to solve the problem later."
Lin Chen said fiercely.
"You think you can catch me?"
The cockroach mouse gave Lin Chen a disdainful look.
"Isn't it easy to catch you?"
Lin Chen smiled slightly and suddenly a pistol appeared in his hand.
He introduced:
"This is a storage gun. As long as you are illuminated by the light from this gun, you will be loaded into the space in this gun. When the time comes, you will spend your whole life in this gun!"
This gun was given to Lin Chen when he signed in to the system. The reason why it suddenly appeared was because of the necklace around Lin Chen's neck.
Like storing pistols, both have storage functions.
The only difference is that the necklace is controlled by Lin Chen's brain, it can only put dead objects in it, and it can also store memories.
Chapter completed!