Chapter 370 Doomsday?(1/2)
"Today's Internet is divided into four regions. Each region has..."
"The four regions are named Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw!"
After Zeng Xiaoxian finished reading, there was an uproar below.
Guangu said curiously:
"Why do I feel like I've heard of those four areas somewhere?"
"What a coincidence! Me too! Are there really these four Internet areas?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded.
Lin Chen rolled his eyes at these two guys and said angrily:
"Didn't we watch "Harry Potter" last time? These are the four major colleges in it!"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized it and said in surprise:
"No wonder! I just said that I seemed to have heard it somewhere!"
…
"So, from a little spider, to..."
"That's one small step for a spider..."
"A giant leap for mankind!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
Bang bang bang——
A group of people in the audience clapped excitedly, thinking that Zeng Xiaoxian's speech was good.
Nuo Lan looked at Zeng Xiaoxian on the stage in confusion, and asked Lin Chen and the others:
"Why is Xiaoxian's manuscript so weird?"
She also heard the conversation between Lin Chen and the others just now, and she immediately understood that there was something wrong with Zeng Xiaoxian's speech.
"have no idea."
Lin Chen, Hu Yifei, Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu shook their heads together, pretending not to know anything.
It’s impossible to say that they are trying to trick Zeng Xiaoxian, right?
Moreover, the show has not yet begun. The climax will be when Zeng Xiaoxian takes out the black box of the "Internet".
"In order to let everyone know more about the Internet, I borrowed one of the four major entities of the Internet based on my network!"
After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian on the stage gave Lin Chen an apologetic look.
In order to make himself stand out on the radio station, he moved his host position to the top. He shamelessly said that the "Internet" was borrowed from him.
From under the lecture table, Zeng Xiaoxian took out an unknown object covered with black cloth.
Many people looked up curiously, hoping to see what the legendary "Internet" was.
"Borrow the Internet?"
Tang Youyou said confusedly.
"Is there WiFi here? Why didn't you tell me earlier? My 3G network is almost stuck!"
Chen Meijia took out her mobile phone and complained.
She took a video of Zeng Xiaoxian's speech just now and planned to post it on Washbasin.com and Weibo, but for some reason, the 3G network was stuck here and the video could not be uploaded.
“Does it take something so big to steal WiFi?”
Guangu asked curiously.
Hu Yifei and others were particularly excited. The previous speech may have been too biased. Here are uncles and aunts whose age is at least thirty years old. They can understand even if they don't understand.
But there’s no way that you still don’t understand something as outrageous as the “Internet”, right?
"Gentlemen and ladies! This is the real Internet!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said, holding the black box in one hand and uncovering the black cloth on it with the other.
"!
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Everyone was stunned for a moment, then took out their mobile phones and kept taking pictures of the "Internet" in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.
Lin Chen and others were all stunned, why was it different from what they thought.
"internet?"
"Is Teacher Zeng making an international joke on us?"
Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly.
Even if I have never gone to college, I still know that the thing in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand is fake.
"Please don't take pictures!"
"Don't use the flash!"
"The body is very fragile!"
The flash lights kept flashing, and Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked the "Internet" with his body.
He still remembered Lin Chen's instructions yesterday. After all, this was something that could easily affect "world chaos".
"If the main body receives external interference, it may be damaged!"
"If one of the four entities is damaged, the consequences will be very serious, and the earth will fall into chaos!"
"When the plane comes back down, the nuclear bomb will explode!"
"World War III will happen, and it will directly lead to the end of the world!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
As soon as he said this, everyone stopped taking pictures.
Although everyone is not sure whether this little thing will cause such a serious problem, but what if it happens?
Besides, what Zeng Xiaoxian said was plausible, and they didn't want anything bad to happen, so they all put their phones away.
Lin Chen and the others couldn't understand it anymore. It was ridiculous enough for anyone to believe such nonsense.
"They actually believe that what Teacher Zeng said is right? That's outrageous!"
Tang Youyou said speechlessly.
"Outrageous, fucking open the door to Outrageous! It's so outrageous!"
Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly.
Chen Meijia opened her mouth and asked in confusion:
"Isn't what Teacher Zeng said wrong?"
As soon as they finished speaking, Lin Chen and others looked at Chen Meijia in confusion.
…
"Okay, that's it for today's speech, thank you everyone!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hugged "Internet" and bowed deeply.
The audience burst into warm applause again.
Lin Chen looked at Hu Yifei speechlessly and said:
"My dear, your good show made me see a fool and a group of idiots."
"I seriously doubt these people's IQ is 0!"
Lin Wanyu said seriously.
Hu Yifei didn't want to talk anymore. She had never seen fools before, but this was the first time she saw so many fools today.
After Zeng Xiaoxian bowed happily, he held the "Internet" in his arms and prepared to put it back on the podium. However, he forgot that he had just walked to the audience, accidentally tripped, and the "Internet" in his hand fell to the ground.
"Peng——"
The Internet was smashed to pieces, and a battery popped out of it.
Everyone in the audience stared at the shattered "Internet" in shock for three seconds.
Suddenly, someone yelled, and everyone reacted.
"Ah! We are dead!"
In an instant, everyone ran away in panic.
"Run quickly!"
"It's over! It's over! It's the end of the world!"
To be continued...