Text Chapter 919: The Blind Bear(1/2)
"Hurry and save people!"
Yu Fei was completely convinced that these funny guys could be so funny just after returning from hell, but Ma Laodao didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly shouted.
"good!"
Wang Dachui nodded and hurriedly jumped down from the funnel.
"Ah! You idiot who can kill a thousand swords, it's my waist!"
Ma Laodao's angry and cursing sounds were immediately heard from below.
It turned out that when Ma Laodao went down, he lost his breath, so he made an ouch sound, and finally got up after taking a breath. Wang Dachui fell from the sky, and sat down on the ground again. Wang Dachui was still sitting on his old waist.
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"Sorry! I really didn't mean it!"
Wang Dachui hurriedly climbed up, and when he saw Ma Laodao, whose face turned the color of pig liver and whose expression was more painful than constipation, he hurriedly waved his hands and said.
"If I can't stand up, you can support me in my old age!"
Ma Laodao felt that his waist was about to be broken by sitting down, so he simply didn't get up and just lay on the ground and asked.
"Plop..."
Sun Laizi jumped down again and sat on Ma Laodao's belly. He sat up directly as if he were pretending to be a corpse. If his stomach had not been full of control for a long time, he would probably be angry with Sun Laizi this time.
"I'm sorry, I can't support you in your old age!"
Sun Laizi said hurriedly, and then quickly got up.
"I care about your grandma..."
Ma Laodao hugged his belly and shrank into a ball.
"Hey, what's going on down there? I'm going to jump!"
At this time, the thin monkey shouted loudly from above.
When Ma Laodao heard this, he immediately rolled and crawled away, as fast as a frightened rabbit.
Then Shouhou and Yu Fei jumped down one by one. Since there was no longer a cushion to sit on, the two of them landed and left two deep footprints on the ground.
"Are you OK?"
After Yu Fei landed, he turned around and asked Ma Laodao, who was huddled in the corner with an expression like a woman being fucked.
"You must be plotting against me on purpose! What an old man I am!"
Ma Laodao almost burst into tears. He was sat on his butt twice by a man weighing more than 100 pounds and carrying a bag. He felt like he was about to be broken in two.
"Let me help you take a look!"
Yu Fei Ninja smiled, because he knew that Sun Laizi was deliberately playing tricks on Ma Lao Dao, and Shouhou was held back by him, otherwise something would really happen if he hit Ma Lao Dao three times in a row.
Yu Fei walked over and pinched Ma Laodao's waist in a pretentious manner. In fact, he used spiritual energy to detect it, and found that the old guy only had some soft tissue contusion, that is, abrasions, and nothing else.
"It's okay, I can't die."
Yu Fei clapped his hands and stood up. It seemed that Wang Dachui and Sun Laizi still knew the importance of the situation. They probably used the method they had just used to cushion the blow.
"Hey, this is the passage we dug!"
At this time, the thin monkey looked around and exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes! Isn't this the place where Brother Yu was buried in quicksand?"
Sun Laizi also shouted in surprise.
"Yes, we are out!"
Yu Fei turned around and nodded affirmatively.
"Come on! I want to bask in the sun!"
Sun Laizi turned around and left. Skinny Hou followed quickly, and Wang Dachui also followed.
"The debt between us is settled now, let's go!"
Yu Fei raised his eyebrows at Ma Laodao and smiled, turned around and left.
Ma Laodao turned his head and looked at the dark passage, stood up and left in a hurry. This nightmare experience made him never want to do this again.
When digging this passage into the ancient tomb, everyone almost broke their backs from exhaustion. It felt as if they had dug to the center of the earth. When walking out, they found that the walk was actually completed in a few steps, and soon they saw the light outside.
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After staying in the ancient tomb for two days, everyone just nibbled a few mouthfuls of wild fruits and ate some compressed dry food. Their stomachs were empty and they were seriously sleep-deprived. They all wanted to go out and have a delicious meal and then sleep in one breath.
The world is desolate.
Rushing out of the passage in one breath, everyone lay down on the mound. It was just afternoon, and the air was warm and comfortable, countless times more comfortable than the cold air in the ancient tomb.
"Don't rush to sleep yet, be careful if you fall asleep the rats and bats in the ancient tomb will chase you out and turn you into a skeleton!"
Hearing Wang Dachui's snoring, Yu Fei kicked him, waking everyone else up from their daze.
Then Yu Fei organized everyone to use the tools thrown outside to bury part of the soil back, mainly to block the passage so that the two crazy animals inside could not come out. Then Yu Fei asked them to leave one person on duty.
The rest of the people slept and helped them prepare food.
Everyone had been hungry for two days and had to have a full meal. Yu Fei took all the water bottles with him and found a mountain spring to fill them up. Then he started hunting. It took him more than two hours to catch two
A plump hare and a lost wild goat.
Yu Fei used a stick to carry the loot as if carrying water and walked back. The water bottles hit each other and made a clanking sound. The wild goat was knocked unconscious by Yu Fei using a stone and long-range precision guidance. He suddenly woke up halfway.
, and struggled continuously.
"Brother Sheep, nature selects the fittest. If you meet me, you will be unlucky. Don't move around. I will definitely give you a good time when I get back!"
As Yu Fei walked, he said to the struggling wild goat.
It's a pity that the wild goat didn't show any respect at all. Although its head was still bleeding after being hit by Yu Fei, it glared at Yu Fei unyieldingly and even wanted to hit Yu Fei with its head.
"I've said all the good things, but you didn't listen."
Yu Fei said with fake compassion, and after speaking, he took out the woodcutter from his waist, dropped the back of the knife with a wave of his hand, and knocked the wild goat unconscious again.
"Roar!"
Humming a little tune, he finally returned to the earth hill that everyone had dug out. When he was about to go around the earth hill, he suddenly heard the roar of animals from the other side of the earth hill.
"Fuck! Don't sleep! Bear! Bear!"
Sun Laizi shouted.
Then I heard the frightened people screaming and screaming.
"Skinny Monkey, we agreed that you would be sentry, why did you fall asleep! Where did this big guy come from!"
Ma Laodao was almost frightened to tears by the sound of coming out of bed.
At this time, an adult blind bear was standing in front of several people. Everyone who had just fallen asleep was frightened and woke up, and they were all rolling and crawling together.
"Sledgehammer, you look like a relative of him, go and tell him, don't eat us!"
Sun Laizi poked Wang Dachui, and the guy was instantly frightened and woke up, looking at Xiong Xiazi in a daze with a confused look on his face.
"You look just like his relatives!"
Wang Dachui was not happy and said that he looked like a gorilla, at least like a human. He said that he looked like a blind bear. He was simply scolding himself for not being human.
"Stop talking nonsense, that big guy is planning to eat us!"
Ma Laodao was so frightened that he hid behind Wang Dachui, his calves trembling.
"Our bags are all over there, and now we don't even have a knife in our hands, so we can only run!"
Thin Monkey swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said.
Blind Bear was too big and put too much pressure on people wherever he stood. His inhuman eyes stared at several people, making them all feel as if they had fallen into an ice hole.
Roar……
Blind Xiong seemed to be sizing up a few people. Seeing how frightened they were about to pee, he seemed to feel that he was bound to win. Now he could have a full meal and save some food. He yelled happily and stood up.
The blind bear on the lookout fell to the ground and began to walk towards a few people.
"Ouch! Look at the stick!"
Suddenly, Yu Fei jumped out from the side, holding a thick wooden stick in his hand, as if he was singing an opera, and let out an attractive shout from his mouth. The blind man was shocked when he saw the bear.
"Brother Yu's appearance is like the kind of cannon fodder who quickly gets his lunch box!"
Everyone who was about to run away immediately gave up the idea of escape when they saw Yu Fei coming back. Seeing Yu Fei's exaggerated look, Sun Laizi said with a twitching corner of his mouth.
"If Brother Yu is knocked down by a claw, should we save him or run away?"
Thin Monkey asked weakly.
"You stay here to save people, I'll go back and call for people to collect the bodies for you!"
Ma Laodao's head stuck out from behind Wang Dachui and said.
To be continued...