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Text Chapter 891 Invincible Hot Wheels(1/2)

All things have animism and have capacity. The huge flower python that had no retreat knew that it could not escape intact. When it encountered these perverted humans, it was unlucky for itself, but it was not willing to die in vain, so it was once again aroused its ferocious nature.

This time I really plan to risk my life to the end.

The thin monkey had never faced such a behemoth head-on. Suddenly, it was like thunder falling from the sky, and his brain short-circuited. His subconscious seemed to be telling him that everything was over, that he was going to die, and there was no way he could escape.

Therefore, the thin monkey didn't even make any moves to defend or escape. He watched helplessly as the huge python's mouth seemed to swallow up the world as well as it fell from the sky aimed at him.

Sun Laizi and Wang Dachui followed closely behind him. When they saw this scene, their adrenaline surged, and their speed suddenly increased. They rushed to the left and right sides of the thin monkey, and slashed three knives at the giant python's mouth together.

At this time, the fans were scared and screaming. The live broadcast mobile phone was fixed on the head of the thin monkey. Those fans also saw a sky-swallowing giant mouth coming towards them, as if it was about to rush out of the screen to choose someone.

As for the food, even those people across the screen seemed to hear the whirring of the wind and smell the fishy taste of the giant python's mouth.

But the three brothers took action together, and when the giant python's mouth fell, the three wood knives struck heavily at the top of the giant python's mouth.

There were no scales in the giant python's mouth. In an instant, blood spattered everywhere, and there was also a wound left by Yu Fei before. The giant python felt as if its mouth was about to fall apart.

However, the huge inertia made his head hit the three of them like a mallet hitting the city gate.

The three of them immediately flew backwards together, and the woodcutter in their hands also flew out.

However, the python was unable to close its mouth due to the combined force of the three of them, and it was hit hard on the ground, making a mouth full of mud.

At this time, Yu Fei also regained his composure. When he saw the python raised its head and was about to attack the three of them again, he opened his mouth again regardless of the blood in his mouth.

"You evil beast! Look at my invincible Hot Wheels!"

Yu Fei shouted loudly, grabbed the flower python's tail and swung it up.

The flower python just raised its head, and suddenly felt another huge force coming from its tail, and then its body slid back uncontrollably. When it wanted to resist, it found itself rolling and spinning along the ground.

Yu Fei used all his strength to suck the milk. The python's body was very long, so he had to speed up at the beginning. This was the most strenuous stage. Fortunately, the python was unprepared and rolled all over the ground.

When Hou Hou got up, he smelled the fishy stench all over his body, so he lay down on the ground and vomited. This python may have lived for decades, which means that he had just been intimately touched by a mouth that had not brushed his teeth for decades.

For a moment, Shouhou felt very broken inside.

However, at this time, the giant python's heart collapsed even more. Just as he was about to risk his life, he suddenly found that after encountering a pervert, he was no longer qualified to risk his life. His body spun uncontrollably, and the speed became faster and faster, with his tail

As the center, the scenery in front of your eyes flies by as if there is a movie playing in front of your head.

"Get down!"

The thin monkey knocked down Wang Dachui and Sun Laizi who were about to get up, and then saw the giant python flying overhead, as if there was a car speeding past overhead.

"Brother Yu is going to defy heaven!"

Then the three of them lay on the ground, looking at the python that was being swung up. Sun Laizi smashed his mouth several times, and finally came up with this sentence.

"Is the big brother we recognize really a human being?"

The thin monkey also began to doubt his own eyes. The body of this giant python weighed at least eight or nine hundred kilograms, maybe even a thousand kilograms, and Yu Fei was able to swing it like this.

What was most anxious at this time was their fans. Hundreds of thousands of people crowded into a live broadcast room, wanting to watch the human-python battle.

But when Shouhou dropped it, the phone was knocked off his fingernails and fell to the ground. After the fans were frightened and saw the screen went dark, they immediately thought that Shouhou had been swallowed by a giant python, including the phone.

"Should we call the police?"

"Uncle policeman, do you dare to rescue these idiots?"

"It's better not to bother the police uncle. If you go there, you'll probably turn into a daddy!"

"Three seconds of silence!"

"Anchor, we will miss you!"

"..."

Those fans who thought about it began to feel sad for them.

The giant python felt dizzy at the moment. It had never had such an experience before. It first felt like motion sickness, and then due to centripetal force, blood began to fill to its head. This caused its wounds to bleed faster, and the wounds on its back and

From the wound in the mouth, blood was constantly being thrown out, like a rain of blood.

"Bah! This is just bloody slander!"

Snake blood splashed on the skinny monkey's face. He hurriedly wiped it with his hand, spit out the blood that entered his mouth, and cursed loudly.

"This is called dog blood...no...it's snake blood dripping on your head."

Sun Laizi corrected him.

"Hey, do you have a mobile phone for live broadcast?"

After wiping his face, Shouhou suddenly found that the mobile phone above his head was missing, and he hurriedly searched for it among the weeds on the ground.

"it's here!"

Wang Dachui found it first and picked up the phone.

"It's a fake corpse!"

"The anchor faked the corpse!"

"Damn it, are you a human or a ghost?"

"Look at this Heavenly Master catching ghosts, the Supreme Lord is as anxious as the law!"

"Aren't these people dead?"

Seeing Slender Monkey and others again in the camera, the fans shouted excitedly, but their mouths were more poisonous than the last.

"What are you talking about! How can we brothers die so easily? Let alone a small snake, even if a pack of wolves comes, I can kill them all!"

The thin monkey immediately started bragging.

"Don't brag, it seems like a snake actually got into your trouser leg just now, or a snake..."

Sun Laizi took a step back, distanced himself from Shouhou, and said weakly to him who was showing off.

"Uh...ah!"

The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, thinking that Sun Laizi was trying to scare him, but the next moment he felt that there was indeed something cold wrapped around his leg. Only cold-blooded animals like snakes could feel this way.

Shouhou threw the phone directly to Sun Laizi and quickly unbuttoned his trouser pocket.

Sun Laizi smirked and immediately pointed his phone at the thin monkey.

"Let you show off again!"

"Hahaha, you've been punished!"

"You can't be more handsome than three seconds!"

"Isn't there a snake in your pants? Let's compete with him! Hahaha"

"Damn it, if we have something to talk about, don't take off your pants!"

Those fans leaned forward with laughter and began to tease Shouhou, but Shouhou had no intention of paying attention to these things. He felt that the cold thing went all the way up his legs and went straight to his baby. If

If you don't catch it quickly, you won't be able to survive if it bites you.

When Skinny Monkey took off his pants in three strokes, countless people's eyes widened, even Sun Laizi and Wang Dachui were no exception. Those fans even wanted to find a microscope.

"Damn! So naughty!"

"How shameless!"

"Leopard print!" "It hurts my eyes. I'm going to wash my eyes..."

"..."

Slim Monkey's little privacy was broadcast live, and the live broadcast room exploded again. Slim Monkey's little hobby can no longer be hidden.

But at this moment, a green snake had just crawled up the skinny monkey's leg. It stretched out its head curiously and looked upward. Suddenly, a hand quickly reached out, grabbed the snake's head, and pulled it out of its pants.

"Grass snake! It's not poisonous! You're kidding me!"

The thin monkey saw that it was a non-venomous grass snake. The grass snake might have been frightened and crawled into his pants while running around, but Sun Laizi told him that the snake that crawled in was a bamboo leaf green, which could be fatal.

The poisonous snake really frightened the thin monkey. At this moment, he wanted to rush up and beat Sun Laizi to death.

"Didn't I see it wrong?"

Sun Laizi raised his eyebrows and said shamelessly.

"Huh...huh..."

While they were joking, giant objects kept flying overhead. Fans didn't pay attention at first, but then they suddenly remembered that the giant python and Yu Fei hadn't appeared in the camera for a long time.

"Anchor, there is something flying above your heads..."

"Has Yu Fei been tricked to death by you? Why is he missing?"

"Where's the python?"

"What's flying?"

Fans are very curious.

"Next, let me show you the replica of Nezha making waves in the sea, Yu Fei making trouble in the mountains, and dancing like a hundred-year-old python!"

When Sun Laizi saw Shouhou's green and black face, he hurriedly switched the camera and pointed it at himself. He gave a very imaginative narration introduction, which aroused the fans' appetite. He suddenly switched the rear camera and pointed it at himself.
To be continued...
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