No matter how clumsy a performance is, there will always be people watching it carefully; no matter how clumsy a liar is, there will always be fools trying to stuff their heads into the pit.

The scene in front of me at this moment is a true portrayal. The fake Taoist priest's performance is full of flaws, and the mentally retarded woman cooperates just right. She looks like she is afraid that the fake Taoist priest will starve to death.

To be honest, if this wasn't his own territory, Yu Fei really didn't want to care about it, didn't want to read more, didn't want to use his brain, thinking that he was the reincarnation of Snow White and deserved to be deceived.

But Yu Fei had to take action for his reputation here, for the sake of Ma Laodao and Lao Guitou, otherwise these fools would be deceived, and if they couldn't find the liar, they would have to find someone to take the blame. The temple and the temple he had worked so hard to support

The Taoist temple's reputation was ruined by these fools.

"Taoist Priest, this is just someone's kindness. Taoist Priest is willing to sacrifice his life for others, and I don't know how to repay him!"

The girl immediately said coquettishly, with a look of tears of gratitude, as if she had acted coquettishly, and the other person would be more attentive to save her, so that she could live a better life in the future.

"I accept the good woman's offer, but it's not for myself. I will use the money to build a new Taoist temple, train disciples, and benefit more people!"

The fake Taoist priest was very satisfied with the woman's coquettishness and almost couldn't help but break the skill. However, he had to maintain his personality, otherwise he would be exposed, so he had to force himself to speak calmly.

"Taoist Master is really kind-hearted. For a good person like you, God will definitely bless you to become an immortal as soon as possible!"

The woman said hurriedly, but what she was most anxious about was when this fake Taoist priest would change her life.

"I am going to change my destiny for a good woman. In fact, it is simple to say. The cycle of cause and effect in the world is like sailing against the current. Just like a story goes, in this part of the earth, the butterfly flaps its wings, and the other end of the earth hangs up.

Hurricane, we just need to make a few changes now, and when you are in trouble, everything will be averted!"

The fake Taoist priest said it like an outsider. He said this statement countless times. It sounded reasonable, but in fact it was just full of nonsense.

While talking, the fake Taoist priest took out a Bagua plate, which was engraved with Tai Chi Bagua, Yin and Yang and the Five Elements. It was a tool commonly used by Feng Shui masters.

I saw him mumbling words, making seals with his left hand, his middle finger and index finger standing near his mouth, the remaining three fingers folded together, and his right hand holding the Bagua plate.

The woman looked at the fake Taoist priest nervously, thinking that this was the scene where the Taoist priest cast a spell in the legend. She wondered if the Taoist priest's treasure could fly on its own.

"Yin Yang and the Five Elements, clear the way for me. Monsters and monsters, please retreat early. Supreme Lord, be as hasty as the law!"

The fake Taoist priest suddenly shouted and used his right hand to slam the Bagua disk on the woman's chest. The middle finger and ring finger of his left hand quickly clicked on the middle of the Bagua disk.

The woman was quite strong. The Bagua disk was pressed on by two fingers and she couldn't help but tremble a few times.

The fake Taoist priest withdrew his right hand and held a piece of yellow talisman paper in his arms. He didn't know what it was drawn on. He pinched it out and put it on the woman's brow.

"Reverse the yin and yang, restrain the five elements, change!"

The fake Taoist priest shouted, and the talisman on the woman's forehead suddenly burned. Because the talisman was very thin, it burned very quickly. The woman didn't even feel the burn, and the talisman was completely burned.

call!

The fake Taoist priest quickly put away his Bagua disk in his hand, pretended to stop his work, and let out a long breath. Yu Fei pressed the clothes on the woman's chest and shook them, curling his lips speechlessly, this stupid woman

I was taken advantage of again.

Yu Fei guessed that with her IQ, this fake Taoist priest asked her to be exorcised in bed at night.

She is willing to do whatever it takes.

"Good woman, your fate has been changed by me using the fate-changing method that defies heaven. All the cause and effect are concentrated on me and will not have any impact on you. You will be peaceful and wealthy for the rest of your life!

"

The fake Taoist priest made a painful look as if he had worked too hard and said to the woman.

"Thank you, Taoist priest! Thank you, Taoist priest!"

The woman hurriedly thanked her in excitement, feeling that she had taken a huge advantage. For a small amount of money, she had gained a lifetime of glory and wealth. Others had not used their three years of life in vain. Nothing could be more cost-effective than this.

thing.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

The fake Taoist priest pretended to sing a hymn, looking like an outsider who didn't care.

"Then I won't disturb Taoist Master Qingxiu. Goodbye!"

The woman stood up happily and was about to leave. The fake Taoist priest had finished his deception, so he naturally did not stop her.

"Wait a minute! Taoist Priest! A few days ago, a fortune teller said that after I turn thirty, I will be rich and have an annual income of at least 100,000 yuan. I feel that the fortune teller is not accurate. Taoist Priest, please help me.

!”

Yu Fei shouted loudly, and the women who were about to leave were stopped by Yu Fei's shout. The fake Taoist priest was also startled by Yu Fei. When he opened his eyes, he saw Yu Fei sitting cross-legged opposite him.

The fake Taoist priest quickly took a look at Yu Fei's clothes. They were very casual and not of any famous brand. The clothes cost only a few hundred yuan in total. There was no watch on his wrist, and there was no gold chain or jade around his neck. The fake Taoist priest immediately jumped on it.

Judging, Yu Fei’s family situation should be average!

"Good man, don't worry, I'll help you read your palm!"

The fake Taoist priest smiled slightly and felt that his second business deal had come. Although he didn't look very rich, he couldn't refuse to accept the other party just because he looked poor. Wouldn't this ruin his own personality?

So he planned to send Yu Fei away with a few words of lies.

"OK!"

Yu Fei nodded with a smile and stretched out a hand.

The fake Taoist priest reached out and grabbed Yu Fei's hand. After all, he had to pull it in front of him to see clearly before he could fool him.

But Yu Fei made a move and grabbed the fake Taoist priest's wrist, turned his hand up and pointed it towards the sky.

"I happen to know how to read palms, so let me help the Taoist priest read it!"

Yu Fei sneered and said while the fake Taoist priest looked panicked.

The expressions of the people around him suddenly brightened, and it was immediately obvious that Yu Fei was clearly causing trouble.

The fake Taoist priest wanted to withdraw his hand, but Yu Fei's strength was too great. He struggled several times but got nothing. He felt as if his hand was caught by iron pliers. After trying for a long time, Yu Fei's hand didn't even shake.

Shake it.

"Oh! Taoist Priest's palmistry is not very good! At first glance, he lost his father and mother when he was young, lost his wife and son in middle age, and is lonely and helpless in old age, so he has to make a living by cheating!"

Yu Fei grabbed his hand and said with a surprised look on his face. When he finished speaking, he saw that the face of the fake Taoist priest became very ugly.

Of course, Yu Fei was talking nonsense, but the last sentence deliberately pointed out the truth behind the other party's deception.

"That's nonsense. You are deliberately insulting me. I have done good deeds all my life. If you insult me ​​like this, aren't you afraid of losing your life?"

The fake Taoist priest immediately became angry. Yu Fei had insulted him so much. He was not a monk, so there was no need to pretend to be magnanimous. He roared and scolded Yu Fei directly.

"I'm afraid you have been cheating all your life! Not only did you deliberately take advantage of girls, but after you touched your hands and assaulted your breasts, you still got a lot of money in vain. You are the reason why Yangshou died!"

Yu Fei sneered, what kind of nonsense theory was he talking to himself? If he was afraid,

It's a joke. Such fantastic things happened to Ma Laodao, but I have never been afraid.

"Don't talk nonsense. I am a Taoist, and money is something external to me. Even if I collect this money, it will be used to build Taoist temples and recruit disciples to teach the Dharma. At worst, I will just let the poor Taoist give it up!"

The fake Taoist priest was very decisive and gave up his car to save the handsome man, even without asking for money, to prove his innocence.

Suddenly everyone around was confused. They didn't know whether it was Yu Fei who was fooling around or whether the Taoist priest was a liar. They couldn't tell yet. The deceived woman stood there hesitantly, neither leaving nor staying.

"Oh! Since you said you are a true Taoist priest, let me test you. Everyone knows that the Tao Te Ching is the most classic book of Taoism. Do you know the original name of the Tao Te Ching? In what year was it written?

?”

Yu Fei smiled and pretended to be too naive. It would be too easy to expose these charlatans who didn't do their homework properly.

This time, Yu Fei changed his method and did not test the content of the other party's "Tao Te Ching" because the Tao Te Ching was so widely circulated that anyone could just say a few words. Then he changed his method, even if the other party was prepared.

Give him a surprise.

The corners of the fake Taoist priest's mouth twitched. He didn't expect Yu Fei to be so mean. If Yu Fei asked him about the content of the "Tao Te Ching", he had probably read a little bit of it and could say a few words casually, such as whether Taoism is Taoism but not Taoism.

But Yu Fei actually asked himself the other names of the "Tao Te Ching" and the year when it was written. He really didn't know this!

"Nonsense! You are insulting me with such a simple question! Why should I answer you?"

However, this fake Taoist priest turned his head very quickly, struggled to stand up, and had an angry look on his face, indicating that he was about to run away.

"You think my question is simple? Then I will find a more difficult question to ask you! How many levels does the "Lingbao True Spirit Position and Karma Map" rank the Taoist gods and goddesses? Taiqing Taishang Laojun is among them, ranked No.

How long?"

Yu Fei sneered and asked again. This time the question was relatively unfamiliar, but many people would be interested. I'm afraid many people don't know that Taoists also arrange the seniority of their own immortals!

This classic has been passed down from the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and generally only people within Taoism understand it. For ordinary people, gods are gods regardless of their level and need to be worshiped.

Yu Fei also accidentally went to Malao Tao's gym, looked through it, and then wrote it all down, which will come in handy now.

The fake Taoist priest in front of him was confused. He had never heard of this classic. He was a liar. Why did he study the ranking of other Taoist gods?

Yu Fei's question was indeed very technical. Everyone present was stunned. Everyone pricked up their ears curiously. Yu Fei's question was obviously not nonsense. Judging from the convoluted name, this was definitely a question.

It is a classic that has been around for a long time.

The fake Taoist priest was confused. He really didn't know, and looking at the looks of many people around him, they all wanted to know the answer. If he couldn't answer it again, I'm afraid these people would believe Yu Fei.

"Divided... into five levels, Taishang Laojun is in the second level!"

The fake Taoist priest really had no choice but to grit his teeth and get the answer. If he got it right, it would be easy to say. If he got it wrong, he didn't believe that Yu Fei could prove that he was wrong.

"That's nonsense! You don't even understand such an important hierarchy of Taoism, and you are still saying that you are a Taoist priest. Before you lie to others, please do your homework first and improve yourself. You are too unprofessional!"
Chapter completed!