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The first thousand six hundred and sixty-three chapters of the humiliation of Ma Laodao

This grandmaster wanted to go to the toilet, and the other one wanted to follow him, but after thinking about it, he gave up in the end. It was really a bit awkward for two grown men to watch one go to the toilet.

The grandmaster who wanted to go to the toilet asked his subordinates for some paper and then left. He actually wanted to relieve his big hand. It was even more impossible for the other grandmaster to follow him, so he reminded him to be careful and found a place with a wide field of vision and where he would not be easily caught.

At the location of the sneak attack, he sat down on the ground, lit a cigarette and rested, while the others hurriedly rested where they were.

It is said that people are unlucky and their teeth are blocked even when they drink cold water. The master who wanted to relieve himself actually found a suitable place and walked to the place where Malao Tao was hiding.

Yu Fei, who was hiding not far away, was overjoyed. He flipped his wrist and a dagger appeared. He quickly circled around and rushed over.

At this moment, Ma Laodao was going crazy. The snake had been confronting him for several hours without any intention of leaving.

From the beginning of his pleading mentality, Ma Laodao now wanted to rush out, grab this guy, break his neck, and then eat a pot of soup.

Just when Ma Laodao felt that he had reached the limit of his endurance, footsteps suddenly appeared. He instantly tensed up his muscles and concentrated on hearing the movement.

Then I saw a man walking around and walking out from behind the big tree where he was hiding. There was a big tree on the left of Malao Road and a clump of grass on the right, so this was an excellent hiding place.

The other party glanced around anxiously and saw the coiled snake.

Obviously he also selected this place, thinking it would be a good place to resolve internal emergencies. Unfortunately, a snake has already occupied it.

A master master would naturally not be afraid of a snake and walked over directly.

Ma Laodao didn't dare to breathe, for fear that the other party would find him, because his head was covered with Yu Fei's coat and then sprinkled with a layer of leaves. He could see clearly outside through a gap.

On the one hand, the other party was anxious, and on the other hand, because his attention was attracted by the snake, he did not discover the very good hidden Ma Lao Dao.

The snake also noticed that someone was approaching, and turned around and spit out the letter, hoping to scare the person away.

But the master came over and kicked him. The snake tried to land on his shoe, but it had no effect. Instead, it was kicked away.

But the tragedy was that after the snake hit the tree, it landed on Ma Laodao's back.

Ma Laodao was about to cry, and he clearly felt the snake falling on his back.

The masters of the Bai family didn't know there was a person hiding here, but this snake knew it!

So the snake quickly slipped away backwards. Ma Laodao felt that after the snake went down from his back, he could no longer feel it.

But he had a creepy feeling, fearing that the snake would get into his clothes from behind, which was unbearable to think about.

But Ma Laodao still didn't dare to move. Maybe Yu Fei could save him if he was bitten by a snake. If he moved now and was discovered by the masters of the Bai family, then maybe Yu Fei wouldn't even have a chance to save him.

After driving away the annoying snake, the master of the Bai family clapped his hands with satisfaction. After lighting a cigarette, he squatted in front of Ma Laodao and took off his pants calmly.

"..."

Ma Laodao closed his eyes. This scene was so damn hot that it was hard to watch. The most important thing was the roar of cannons from the other side, and the surrounding area suddenly smelled of stench.

Ma Laodao also had to control the normal breathing rate. Otherwise, if the breathing was disordered, the sound of breathing would increase, and the rise and fall of the chest would be obvious, which might be noticed by the other party.

So no matter how strong the smell is, he has to breathe it as fresh air. This sour and refreshing feeling will probably never be forgotten in his life.

Already.

The so-called whether Lian Po can still eat when he is old means that whether a person is in good health can be judged by his food intake.

Of course, the master's body is in great shape. He eats a lot and poops a lot. Soon, a high mountain appeared in front of Ma Laodao, constantly exuding his own unique smell to the surroundings.

Ma Laodao almost fainted, wondering in his heart what evil he had done and why he was so unlucky.

First, he was stared at by a venomous snake for several hours, and then someone chose this place to relieve himself. Yu Fei chose this location, even a feng shui master like himself couldn't pick it out!

Fortunately, Ma Laodao's pain did not last long, and then he saw Yu Fei appearing behind and to the right of this person, and Ma Laodao was on the left side of this person at the moment.

When Yu Fei came over and saw this scene, he was holding his breath, but he almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and his face suddenly turned red.

He quietly took a look at the gap outside and found that Ma Laodao's eyes were looking at him anxiously and aggrievedly.

Yu Fei hurriedly suppressed his smile and calmed his breathing.

But Yu Fei could no longer get close to it normally, because the big tree where Malao Dao was hiding had fallen a lot of leaves. This was suitable for Malao Dao to hide, but it also made it difficult for people to get close to it easily.

Because if you step on the dry leaves that have been drying in the sun since last autumn, there will definitely be a lot of movement.

The grandmaster is not deaf. If you get close like this, no one will notice you. An ordinary person can kill the grandmaster if you go there.

But at this moment, the other party is the most relaxed and has lost his vigilance. After all, in this comfortable moment, people really can't concentrate on it.

So Yu Fei prepared for this long-range kill. He took out the dagger, shook it at Malao Dao, and made a motion to throw it.

Ma Laodao, who was hiding underground, almost fainted. Seeing Yu Fei's movements, he really couldn't respond and could only blink, tears streaming out of his eyes.

Yu Fei's eyes widened in surprise, thinking that Ma Laodao was crying in humiliation.

In fact, the taste of the other party is not only difficult to describe, but also a bit spicy to the eyes!

In order to rescue Ma Laodao quickly, Yu Fei gathered all your inner strength into the palm of his hand. He held the dagger in his right hand and extended the three fingers of his left hand to indicate that he would use this countdown and Ma Laodao would cooperate with him.

Most of Yu Fei's internal energy was concentrated in his right hand and the dagger. He slowly adjusted his posture, retracted his wrist into his arms, and began to retract the three fingers of his left hand one by one.

At the moment when the third finger was folded, the wrist of his right hand violently used all his strength and gathered internal force to throw the dagger away.

The speed of the dagger is surprisingly fast, but a master master may still feel the murderous intent the moment Yu Fei throws it, or avoid it through the sound.

So this time Ma Laodao was very important. Just when Yu Fei closed his last finger, Ma Laodao, who was so humiliated that he shed tears, used all his strength and his own ability to give the opponent a blow with all his strength!

The Grandmaster of the Bai family, who was enjoying himself, had no chance to feel the murderous intention. He felt that his feet were numb, and then his body lost his balance and fell backwards.

Pfft...

The dagger instantly penetrated the back of his neck, directly pierced the gap between his two cervical vertebrae, and penetrated directly into his trachea, leaving him without a chance to even scream.

Then the man fell backwards and sat down on the fertilizer he had created.

However, this person no longer had the ability to think about this problem. The cervical vertebrae connecting the body and the brain were severed. His head survived for a few seconds, and his eyes moved as if he was thinking.

Ask yourself what happened.

Then he died completely, without even feeling the pain.

"vomit……"

Seeing that the other party was dead, Ma Laodao hurriedly jumped up, squatted aside and vomited wildly. He vomited out all the compressed biscuits he had eaten before.

Yu Fei also sympathized with Ma Laodao very much. This was really an accident. Who knows why that guy pooped here!

"He ate leeks yesterday!"

Yu Fei came over, patted Ma Laodao on the back to comfort him, and said.

Vomit, vomit, vomit…

Ma Laodao vomited even harder.

“Can you fucking pick a better place next time?”

Ma Laodao finally finished vomiting and turned to Yu Fei and asked fiercely.

"You really can't blame me for this!"

Yu Fei spread his hands helplessly. He just felt that this place was more suitable for ambushing people, and Ma Laodao was easy to hide. After all, it was not a big deal for Ma Laodao to hide in a tree and then fall down. What if he broke his brain one day?

Woolen cloth!

This time, because the master of the Bai family was unprepared, Ma Laodao did not exhaust his power, fainted, and ended up vomiting.

Yu Fei kicked some leaves and came over, buried the things that Ma Laodao vomited, walked over and dragged the body, and left quickly with Ma Laodao. After a while, those people found out that he had been defecating for a long time, and they would definitely come to look for it.

This time the corpse was difficult to disguise, so Yu Fei simply prepared to hide it. Wild animals have the habit of catching their prey and then hiding it to enjoy it.

And humans have the habit of seeing people alive and dead, so the Bai family will definitely send people to search, and they still have a chance.

Ten minutes after Ma Laodao and Yu Fei evacuated, the Bai family members who couldn't wait for anyone came over, only to see the indescribable thing on the ground, which was wiped out by the corpses, and there were spots on the ground.

A little splatter of blood.

Those people were shocked and hurriedly followed the traces. After chasing for thousands of meters, they found that the traces had disappeared. This time, not even the body could be found.

They couldn't tell what exactly had attacked the man. After all, they didn't see the body, but there were blood stains on the ground and signs that the body had been dragged.

The grandmaster leading the team was a little panicked. Two damn grandmasters had already died, and they were still dead in an unknown manner. They were only fifty or sixty meters away from the deceased just now. If the other party screamed loudly, they could still hear it.

, but not even the screams were heard.

Those people all thought about it. While the master was taking a shit, he was suddenly knocked down and bitten to death. Then the body was dragged away by wild beasts and enjoyed. This man died in an unusually humiliating way. He died with his own blood all over his body.

excrement.

"go back!"

There was only one grandmaster left, the old master. As people get older, they become less courageous. He hurriedly left with his men, not daring to stay for another minute.

After all, in a family, a master is treated very well and lives a very privileged life. If he dies, it will be over.

Yu Fei and Ma Laodao, who were hiding in the distance, saw these people evacuating in a hurry. They looked at a cave washed out by the rain at their feet, where the body was thrown into by the two people.

In order to prevent the Bai family from coming to search later and discovering that the deceased was killed, Yu Fei and Ma Laodao found a lot of dead branches and debris from the surroundings and threw them away.

Then a lot of fallen leaves were thrown down, and the hole was completely blocked. It looked no different from the surrounding ground full of fallen leaves. Unless it rained heavily, it would not happen again.
Chapter completed!
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