Chapter 1377 male doctor(1/2)
After Qian Wanguan heard this, he and Wang Duoduo laughed together, and nodded slightly without showing any expression.
"That's enough for you two. It hurts my eyes to think about it."
Yu Fei couldn't stand it anymore. These two people had only known each other for a day, so how could they already have the same chemistry?
"They say that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, but you have planted a botanical garden for yourself, and you don't allow us to pick two morning glories to smell them?"
Qian Wagguan immediately retorted, determined to defend his right to fuck girls.
"Your behavior is like the popsicles that others have eaten. You go up and lick them one by one to taste them. Don't you feel disgusted if they are stained with other people's saliva?"
Yu Fei tilted his head and thought for a moment, thought of a wonderful metaphor, and then asked.
The expressions on Wang Duoduo's and Qian Wagguan's faces immediately became a little weird after hearing this metaphor. In fact, when the two are connected, it seems a bit disgusting.
"Wouldn't it be better to eat it after washing it?"
Wang Duduo thought of a good rebuttal method.
"So easy to wash, why is AIDS so widely spread?"
Yu Fei said a word that made the two of them change their minds.
"Summer insects cannot speak of ice!"
Qian Wagguan muttered speechlessly, if everyone thought like Yu Fei, I don't know how many people would be unemployed, and how many people would commit crimes because they had nowhere to vent.
"Let's not talk about this anymore. Now that we have signed the contract, what are we going to do next?"
Yu Fei didn't want to talk about this with the two of them, because he knew that no matter how much he said, it would be useless. It was not accidental for Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, and it was inevitable to become addicted to it.
"Sign the contract!"
Qian Waguan was stunned for a moment, and then said.
"What else are you signing? A deed of sale?"
Yu Fei didn't know what kind of contract he needed to sign.
"This kind of business cooperation involves all aspects, and various contracts and authorization letters must be signed."
Qian Waguan said speechlessly that if doing business was that simple, everyone would be a boss.
"Then I will authorize you, and I will give you the contract that is not excessive!"
Yu Fei directly patted Qian Waguan on the shoulder and said, He is the most afraid of trouble. After signing one contract, he has wasted so much effort. If he signs ten or eight more, he will not tire himself to death.
"I also authorize you!"
Wang Yuduo immediately followed Yu Fei and said.
"You are not afraid that I will sell you!"
Qian Wanguan has never seen a person like Yu Fei, who can act so smoothly as a shopkeeper. Once he trusts someone, he will squeeze all the value out of him!
"If you are not afraid that I will make your little thing three centimeters smaller for you, just sell it and I will try it!"
Yu Fei took a look at Qian Waguan's pants and said.
"This threat is too lethal!"
Qian Waguan hurriedly covered his head and said.
"Hahaha!"
Yu Fei and Wang Duduo both laughed, guessing that this thing was not only three centimeters!
"I heard that Brother Wang fought against twelve goblins all night without rest. Can you give me some tips?"
Qian Wanguan seemed to suddenly remember something, hugged Wang Duoduo and asked.
"It's not impossible to teach you, but I have a small condition."
Wang Duoduo rolled his eyes, then said with a wicked smile.
"What conditions?"
Qian Waguan asked hurriedly, there were really few conditions that he could not complete.
"Tell me how long you could have lasted!"
Wang Duduo blinked and said.
Qian Waguan immediately lost his temper. He didn't expect this guy to be so shabby. He was deliberately trying to embarrass me!
"You don't need him to tell you, I tell you, it will definitely not exceed two minutes, which is Yidong's time!"
Yu Fei looked at Qian Waguan up and down, and then said to Wang Duoduo.
After saying that, both of them laughed. The joke "Yidong" has been very popular recently. A casual search will show that this term comes from a very big international case.
"It's obviously half an hour!"
Qian Waguan suddenly became anxious. If he was identified as Yidong, how would he be able to survive in the future?
"Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway!"
Yu Fei asked Wang Duoduo.
"I don't believe it either!"
Wang Yuduo replied seriously.
"What's wrong with Yidong! What's wrong with Yidong! I am Yidong! I'm proud of myself!"
Qian Wagguan reluctantly admitted. Although his voice was loud and his tone was very angry, this was how he was hiding his guilt and helplessness.
"Brother, do you really want to take half an hour?"
Yu Fei put his hand on Qian Waguan's shoulder and asked.
"Think! Think! Think!"
Qian Waguan nodded hurriedly, this is every man's dream, okay!
"Don't touch women for three days!"
Yu Fei suddenly stretched out his hand and tapped Qian Wagguan's body a few times. Qian Wagguan felt as if a layer of shackles had been placed on his body, and within this layer of shackles, there seemed to be a force that was constantly growing.
"Is that enough?"
Qian Wanguan asked in surprise.
"Yes, if you break the precept within three days, you will return to your original self!"
Yu Fei nodded.
"But if I'm a widow...then what? Does it count as breaking the precept?"
Qian Wanguan asked very embarrassedly. Every man has encountered this matter when he first matured, so Yu Fei understood it immediately.
"No, believe me!"
Yu Fei smiled and said that he was tapping the acupuncture points just to lock the essence. As long as Qian Wanguan did not seek death, he would be fine.
"Very good!"
Qian Waguan was so excited that the man's self-confidence returned instantly. Since he became an adult, his ability has plummeted, and this has made him very distressed.
"what about me?"
Wang Duoduo asked Yu Fei hurriedly.
"Aren't you already very powerful?"
Qian Waguan asked puzzledly.
"Those are the abilities he gave me, and they won't last long!"
Wang Duo asked sheepishly.
"That's what I'm saying! How can any man be so powerful?"
Qian Waguan suddenly realized that he had really thought that Wang Duo was gifted before, but it turned out to be because of Yu Fei.
"When did I become an andrologist?"
Yu Fei said speechlessly, while helping Wang Duoduo improve a bit. The rules are still the same, don't eat meat or fish within three days, otherwise you won't be able to come to him again if you break your skills.
Suddenly the two men, like children who had gotten their long-cherished toy, were dancing happily.
Then Yu Fei and Wang Duoduo signed a licensing agreement for Qian Wanguan, authorizing him to sign other contracts, and then they left Qian's house gracefully.
Yu Fei and Wang Yudu left the Qian family, and the overwhelming publicity that the Qian family had prepared for a long time began.
In order to recover the losses and hidden dangers of the gold mine, the Qian family spared no expense in this promotion. They immediately blew the jade brought by the meteorite into the sky, making this discovery very great, and even made up a story about a natural phenomenon.
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In the story, Boss Wang was replaced by a stunning beauty taking a bath in a mountain spring. He was about to pick up a bathing stone, but unexpectedly he fished out a beautiful jade from the water.
Yu Fei also fell to his knees for this idea. A stunning beauty still needs to pick up a bath stone to take a bath. How long must he not take a bath before he can do this?
Suddenly all channels began to promote this story
To be continued...