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The first thousand two hundred and eighty first chapters(1/2)

If there is anyone in the distance, you can see a black shadow leaping down outside the company building in the middle of the night.

But he was handsome only for a moment, and the next moment he was hanging headfirst in the air.

"Quick! Pull me up!"

Lao Guitou installed the downhill equipment in the wrong direction. It should be with his head facing up and sliding down slowly to control his speed.

But after it was installed backwards, it ended up with the head down and the feet up. The key is that the speed control device was locked because he used too much force.

Ma Laodao stuck his head out from the roof and took a look. The old ghost's head was facing up, his feet were facing up, and his head was facing down in a very awkward posture. His legs were kicking back and forth. It was really funny.

"What are you looking at? Pull it! My head is so congested that it feels like it's going to explode. Quick!"

The old ghost head felt that the blood was constantly gathering to his forehead, and his head was getting heavier and heavier, as if it was about to explode. He felt very uncomfortable and took off the infrared night vision device from his head.

Ma Laodao sighed, and when he wanted to pull the rope, he found that although there was an old man hanging below, he couldn't pull it up.

After all, after a person is suspended in the air, that is the net weight. A man weighs more than 100 kilograms anyway. Without auxiliary equipment, if he wants to grab a small but straight rope and pull another person up, he can still

It's really not an easy thing.

Not to mention that both of them are ordinary people. Although they have become masters of Feng Shui physiognomy, their physical fitness has not kept up.

Ma Laodao tried for a long time, but in the end it was fruitless.

"If you don't hold on for a while, I'll think of a way, but I really can't hold you back!"

Ma Laodao stretched out his head and said to the old ghost hanging in the air.

"I'm dying! My head is so full of blood that it's going to explode!"

The old ghost said feebly that people without special training and poor physical fitness would really not be able to bear hanging in mid-air like this.

Not to mention that his head was facing down, and below him was the cement floor downstairs. If the locked equipment could not stand it for too long and suddenly opened it, the old ghost would fall from the roof and his brain would probably burst.

Already.

"How about you try to see if you can climb up?"

Ma Laodao said with a worried look on his face, this broken rappelling rope is not even as thick as a little finger, it hurts when you grab it with your hands and you can't use any strength at all.

"I'm going to climb on your sister! I'll hang you here on your back, and you can climb up and have a look!"

When Lao Guitou saw this pig teammate, he was completely speechless.

While the two were discussing, Yu Fei, who was standing inside the window and watching the two men's actions, fell into a deep speechless state.

Such an opponent seems to be a bit weak, and there seems to be some problems with his brain. Doesn't being an opponent with such a person lower his own level a bit?

"ah!"

Lao Guitou had just finished talking to Ma Laodao when he turned around and suddenly saw a pale face appearing beside him, and he screamed in fright.

Because the position where he hung down was just outside Yu Fei's window, and there was a window between him and Yu Fei.

Yu Fei had just opened the curtains and was standing behind the window. There was only a weak light in the middle of the night.

When it shines on a person's face, the parts that can be seen are pale, and the parts that can't be seen are dark, making it feel even more eerie.

The old ghost was so frightened that the high blood pressure caused by the fright disappeared because he was hanging in the air.

But this scream immediately woke everyone up. Everyone was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night. This miserable and frightening scream made everyone think that something serious had happened.

Bang bang bang...

The lights in many rooms were turned on.

When everyone finally saw Ma Laodao hanging in the air with his head down, everyone was speechless.

"Hey, are you hanging in the air doing juggling in the middle of the night?"

When the thin monkey rushed out, he was still carrying a knife in his hand. Seeing the funny look of the old ghost, he knew that the weapon was useless, so he put the knife on his shoulder, raised his head and asked loudly.

"That's it, old man, do you want us to put two quilts down there, so that we can consider this a humanitarian relief operation?"

Sun Laizi was also the kind of wily one, so he immediately said mockingly.

The old ghost hanging in mid-air, and the bewildered Ma Laodao standing on the roof, were embarrassed and wanted to get into the mouse hole in the vegetable shed.

I obviously thought I was going to pretend to be a hero and explore the tiger's den at night, but I didn't expect to turn into an upside-down golden pig.

"Stop watching the excitement and help me get up quickly!"

The old ghost's desire to survive made him give up the idea of ​​biting his tongue and committing suicide, and said in a bitter voice.

"Then tell me first, what do you want to do hanging in the air in the middle of the night?"

Mei Yuanxin clasped her hands on her chest and stared at the old ghost in mid-air and asked.

"That's it, let it go after you explain it clearly!"

After Jin Xiaomei yawned, she immediately followed suit.

"me…"

The old ghost thought for a long time, but couldn't think of a good excuse.

The corner of Ma Laodao's mouth also twitched. Everyone knew what they were going to do. Mei Yuanxin was deliberately embarrassing the two of them!

But when they are at fault, they have their own worries, and they know that they cannot blame others for their faults.

"Put me down and we can talk again, okay?"

The old ghost begged and said.

At this moment, Yu Fei, who was in the window, glanced at the old ghost coldly, closed the curtains, turned around, walked back to the middle of the room, and sent a WeChat message to Mei Yuanxin.

"Save people."

Two simple words, no nonsense, but it showed that Yu Fei was very unhappy.

However, it would be bad luck if the old man hanged himself here, so Yu Fei decided to pull him up first.

"Go to the roof and pull him up!"

Mei Yuanxin saw Yu Fei's WeChat message and turned to Shouhou and Sun Laizi.

After hearing Mei Yuanxin's words and knowing that this was Yu Fei's intention, the two of them went up to the roof.

Ma Laodao stood aside in embarrassment. If it hadn't been for Ma Laodao hanging below, he would have escaped long ago. It was really embarrassing.

"Old man, call me grandpa and I will pull you up!"

Although Yu Fei had spoken, you can always play a prank. The thin monkey stretched out his head from the roof of the building and said to the old ghost below.

“@#¥%……”

Everyone was speechless. This skinny monkey is twice as old as the old ghost. If people call you grandpa, aren't you afraid of losing your life?

"You brat, do you know what it means to respect the elderly and love the young?"

If the old ghost shouts, he might as well be hanged here. A man of several decades is calling a young man grandpa, and his face is gone. How can he still hang out?

"You won't shout, right? Then keep hanging!"

The thin monkey shrank his head back.

"Old man, call me ancestors and I will pull you up!"

Unexpectedly, Sun Laizi was even meaner. He was not afraid of shortening his lifespan, nor was he afraid of Lao Guitou's ancestors crawling out of their graves to cause trouble for him.

"Fuck-your grandma! You little bitch!"

The old ghost rolled his eyes in anger.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Shouhou and Sun Laizi laughed together, and they were very happy to see the old ghost looking so angry.

"I can't do it anymore! I feel like my head is going to explode. Pull me up!"

Suddenly something was wrong with the old ghost's voice. He was very weak and somewhat confused.

"Pull him up quickly! I'm begging you!"

Ma Laodao became anxious. Although the two had been in love with each other for a lifetime, regardless of whether there was passion or not, there was always brotherly love. Hearing this voice, he hurriedly said to Shouhou and Sun Laizi.

"Pull him up first and then talk!"

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Hou glanced at Sun Laizi, and then said, it wouldn't be fun if he was really hanged.

The two of them grabbed the thin rope together, and with their combined strength, it was easier to pull the old man up, and he was pulled up in a few strokes.

When the old ghost was pulled up, he lay directly on the ground without blinking for a long time.

"Hello? Your brain is not damaged, right?"

Seeing that the old ghost didn't respond, Sun Laizi patted his face and asked.

"roll!"

The old ghost opened Sun Laizi's hand, and as soon as he got up and lay down, he immediately felt the blood flow back and his whole body felt better.
To be continued...
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