Text Chapter 1097 Don't mess with the master(1/2)
The person who ate the last meal almost died from exhaustion. When he stopped, he was still too exhausted to bend down to pick up the vegetables, while the others didn't eat much.
Yu Fei was also very uneasy. He didn't know whether Li Yingying and Mei Yuanxin could accept Dongfang Leng. After all, he planned to let Dongfang Leng become their master.
Seeing that everyone had stopped using their chopsticks, Yu Fei had no appetite to eat. He didn't need to eat like ordinary people every day, and no matter how good the food was, he wouldn't feel like a first-time eater if he ate too much.
So crazy, at most I feel that every meal is not bad. Of course, if I eat other meals, I feel that the difference is a bit big.
No one knew what to say, but a group of men could pass a cigarette to each other, smoking and looking at the ceiling, while the women were embarrassed.
In the end, Wang Juan took out her mobile phone first. The other women seemed to have discovered a new world and hurriedly took out their mobile phones, which relieved the embarrassment. Otherwise, if they were not smoking and looking at the ceiling, they would look like mentally retarded children.
"Your food is so delicious! How come you don't get fat after eating such delicious food?"
Dongfang Leng leaned against the backrest of the chair and touched her belly. Unexpectedly, she thought she was showing off her pregnancy, but everyone had experience and knew that she was feeling uncomfortable.
There is no answer to her question because others don't understand either. Because the food is delicious and everyone eats a lot, she maintains a perfect figure and is neither fat nor thin.
Even Liu Huifang started to gain weight, but after coming to the back mountain, her figure gradually returned, and the traces left by years of hard work gradually disappeared, and she gradually became a mature woman. Every time she went back to the village, she made all the men in the village jealous.
broken.
Originally, Liu Huifang was a great beauty when she was young, and was one of the best in the village. However, at this age, she has reverted back to youth. All the village women who are her age but have grown old and sallow, dislike her very much.
No one has ever explored this issue. Anyway, they just think that the vegetables they grow are delicious and won’t make people fat. As for why, I won’t do it if I can’t find out why.
Only Yu Fei knows that it is because Reiki makes everyone feel delicious. Reiki will subtly transform the human body and put the body in the healthiest state. Obesity, a sub-healthy state, can even cause symptoms of other diseases. Of course, it does not
will appear.
"We eat very moderately and pay attention to exercise."
Yu Fei turned to Dongfang Leng and said, this excuse was accepted by others, so no one spoke.
"But it tastes so delicious, how can you control it?"
Dongfang Leng is like a curious baby. The more terrifying everyone thinks she is, the less threatening she seems, which makes people feel more nervous. It's like she knows that a person is a murderous demon, but he smiles very much.
Being nice will only make people more afraid.
"You'll get used to it if you eat a lot. It's your first time and we're used to it. We've seen it a lot, so don't be embarrassed."
Yu Fei looked at Dongfang Leng's flat belly, which was originally flat, but now it looked as if it had been pregnant for six or seven months, and said speechlessly.
"Oh, that's good. I thought I was from the city and came to the village, so I had never tasted local flavor!"
Dongfang Leng thought for a while and said it very honestly.
After she finished speaking, everyone almost vomited blood. If it weren't for the feeling that they couldn't be offended, someone had already exploded. Can you please stop looking down on rural people so much? It's okay to look down on them. Can you stop being so restrained and say it? It's okay to say it out.
Come on, can you not be so direct?
"I mean, the masters are among the people, and the delicious food is in the countryside!"
Dongfang Leng saw that everyone's expressions looked strange and hurriedly explained.
"Hey, I have something to tell you!"
After Yu Fei saw Dongfang Leng's explanation, everyone's faces became a little better, and he just broke the silence and told what he wanted to say.
After Yu Fei finished speaking, everyone looked at him, wondering what he was going to say.
"I plan to hire Dongfang Leng to be our company's female-only fitness instructor. Not only can he help you get into shape, but you can also teach you some self-defense techniques."
Yu Fei looked at Li Yingying and Mei Yuanxin nervously and said, there is really no better choice than Dongfang Leng now, but he is afraid that they will not be able to accept it.
Li Yingying and Mei Yuanxin did not expect Yu Fei to come out like this, but they immediately understood Yu Fei's good intentions. After looking at each other, they turned their heads and nodded together.
Yu Fei was stunned. He didn't expect the two women to agree so easily. Aren't they afraid that Dongfang Leng would steal him from them?
In fact, Li Yingying and Mei Yuanxin just want to have some ability to protect themselves. If something happens, try not to hinder Yu Fei.
Moreover, they felt that they were also women. As long as Dongfang Leng did not hold back, after they learned Dongfang Leng's martial arts, they could accompany Yu Fei to go out and do some killings and arson. They did not want to stay here all day, as if they were in the palace.
Women are average.
"Then...that's it. Starting from tomorrow, Dongfang Leng will be your coach and master. Regarding training matters, you can just listen to her arrangements."
Yu Fei stammered and hurriedly hit the snake on the stick to settle the matter.
"Okay! From now on, our master will also be your master. You can't mess with your master!"
Mei Yuanxin winked playfully and said to Yu Fei.
Suddenly, Yu Fei almost vomited blood. What kind of logic was this? How could Dongfang Leng become his master in such a muddle, even a generation higher than him?
The others all suppressed their laughter, feeling that Mei Yuanxin's move was too high. After the rise and fall, Dongfang Leng and Yu Fei were completely separated by an insurmountable gap.
"Kekeke..."
Dongfang Cooling couldn't hold back his laughter at first. The laughter was as clear and sweet as a silver bell. There was no trace of displeasure at all, but he looked very happy.
Dongfang Leng's abnormal appearance confused everyone again. Didn't he want the mistress to take over? Why was the mistress so happy? She looked even happier than the main character. Could it be that she was really not interested in Yu Fei?
"Ahem, I'm full, let's go out for a walk to digest!"
Yu Fei felt a little broken. He was actually played by a woman. People have a very cheap mentality. They don't cherish things that are easy to get, but they want to get more if they are not easy to get.
After Yu Fei heard Mei Yuanxin's hint, a small thought came into his mind, he must do something random, how exciting this is!
If one of them calls me son and the other calls me aunt, I'm afraid it will make people excited and hard to control themselves.
Yu Fei strode out. After feeling as satisfied as he was, he walked to the door and put on a bad smile on his lips.
Others also hurriedly took the opportunity to leave, especially the other men, who ran faster than the other. Xu Guangqi seemed to know nothing and went upstairs with his hands behind his back. Ma Laodao was not here, and the others were Yu Fei's good buddies. Naturally.
He was heading towards Yu Fei.
The women were all sitting still, looking at Dongfang Leng.
"Do you have any doubts about my strength?"
Dongfang Leng looked innocent and pure, supporting his chin with his hand, and asked the others with a smile.
No one answered her question. After all, Yu Fei had praised her too much, but her true strength had not been shown yet.
"Come on, look at these chopsticks!"
Dongfang Leng casually picked up the chopsticks he had used, stretched them out in the air and said to the others.
Everyone thought that Dongfang Leng was going to show off some special skills, so they all looked at the chopsticks, and found that Dongfang Leng was just shaking the chopsticks, but they couldn't move their eyes away, and after a while they didn't know anything else.
Yu Fei and others went outside and squatted in a row at the base of the wall outside, just like the farmers who had got off work in the 1960s and 1970s. Each of them had a cigarette in his mouth and stared blankly ahead.
The others didn't know what to say. They couldn't say anything to praise, and they didn't dare to say anything to express sympathy, so they could only remain silent.
"Everything is there, stand at attention! Take a break! Do a hundred leapfrogs on the spot!"
Suddenly, Dongfang Leng's voice came from the courtyard.
"My God, these people are so hot-tempered! Is this going to start?"
Yu Fei was stunned and said in surprise.
"With a hundred leaps of frog, will they still be able to get off the ground tomorrow?"
The thin monkey turned around and asked.
"It seems like this is just the beginning. There should be other projects later."
Sun Laizi thought for a while and said.
"What do you think these women are thinking?"
Yu Fei didn't bother to care whether they could get off the ground or not. If they couldn't get off the ground, he was in peace. The key was that he really didn't understand women.
"You asked the right question."
Sun Laizi immediately said in high spirits. Everyone looked at him hurriedly, praising in their hearts that this single man actually knew a lot. Sun Laizi then smiled and continued: "Actually, I also want to ask, Brother Yu, you asked the question.
my inner voice."
The others rolled their eyes wildly, not knowing what you were pretending to be. You could easily be beaten to death and thrown into a pit!
"Each person raised his or her legs one hundred times on the spot!"
Dongfang Leng's voice came from the courtyard again.
"You can't tell it at ordinary times! Even after doing a hundred frog jumps, it's okay. These women have better physical strength than men!"
Yu Fei said in surprise that most people without training can do a hundred frog jumps in one breath and can't even stand up, but they can still do high leg raises.
"It is said that when a woman has a good relationship with a man, she cannot unscrew the bottle cap, and when the relationship with the man is not good, she can even unscrew the head. Do they have any ideas?"
Skinny Monkey suddenly said fearfully.
"It's possible. Fortunately, Sledgehammer and I are single."
After hearing this, Sun Laizi nodded solemnly, hugged Wang Dachui, and looked like he was surviving the disaster.
"Why do I always feel like something is wrong?"
Yu Fei felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Brother Yu, do you think there are too many women and your head is not twisted enough?"
To be continued...