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254 On the self-cultivation of licking dogs

What a coincidence to go!

At this moment, Sundar only felt ten thousand grass and mud horses running by in his heart.

What to say and what not to say is no longer important now.

What's important is that he never expected that someone would be so shameless. In order not to apply his main business, he actually went to China and even used such a clumsy excuse.

However, before he could react, Satya continued, "Haha, Sundar, I almost forgot that Google has not officially started its business in China at present, so you can be busy, oh, no, it's getting late in the United States now, so you'd better take a break early."

After saying that, Satya hanged up the phone rudely before she even waited for Sundar to reply.

This is very embarrassing.

The problem suddenly became very big.

It was enough that he had sent Derek, who was very humorous, to China on behalf of him, but now this is the case...

"Help me push off the schedule of this week. I need to go to China and apply for the route immediately. When I get ready, I will set off and rest on the plane."

"Mr. Pichai, but..."

"There is nothing to say. The market in China is very large. We need to pay attention to the market in China. The announcement said that I went to China this time to make research for Google to re-enter the Chinese market in fifteen years. Yes, that's it." Sundar said very seriously.

Deep in my heart, Sundar sighed, indeed life is a multiple-choice question after another, which is not terrible. What is terrible is that some multiple-choice questions only give one answer.

...

"I, Don Pudding, aren't someone you can afford to mess with. Well, I don't like to talk nonsense with people. If you feel capable of playing with me, Pudding doesn't mind being with you to the end."

"You dare not come to the banquet, I have ten thousand ways to make your company go bankrupt, but you can't do anything."

"I like to attack those who think they have some abilities the most. You can continue to do whatever you want, but your life will not be comfortable anymore. Remember, I, Don Pudding, are not the ones you can afford to offend."

Don Pudding looked in front of the mirror, holding his cell phone and muttering various cool lines...

Although these sentences are very powerful and all kinds of high-end, I always feel that something is wrong.

Soon, Don Puding realized what the problem was.

His name is too gentle and has no momentum, which is a flaw.

Unless you change the name to Long Aotian, or Ye Liangchen is using these words and sentences to achieve max. However, Tang Puding's entire name has been used for hundreds of thousands of years and has a deep relationship, and it is not something that can be changed by changing it.

This made Tang Puding feel a little angry, so he decided to call Tang Dazhuang first.

"Hey, dad, mom? How is her recent situation?"

"I'm still sleeping? I'm in good health. I just went for a physical examination yesterday and everything is good. Now we all follow the doctor's advice, and the doctor said there is no problem. Also, your driver is really good. The nanny he helped contact is so considerate. Except for your mother who is a little too temper when she sees me now, everything else is fine. Don't worry."

"Okay, then I won't go back during the winter vacation. There is something to do in the college. I will ask for leave to go back when my mother is about to give birth."

"What? I won't go home during the winter vacation? You have to discuss this with your mother. I can't bear your mother's bad temper alone!"

"Haha." Tang Puding sneered: "If I can't argue, my mother said, "Who is the man who wants his son to go home?"

"Bah! Can't you argue with your mother? Can't I argue? Do you still understand who is ugly and who is reasonable in quarrel? Do you still understand that I am so handsome? What's wrong with your mother? You said what's wrong?" Tang Dazhuang opposite retorted furiously.

"Huh? Old man, you've been floating recently? Are you not afraid that my mom will cut you?" Tang Puding asked in surprise.

"Sharpen me? It's no exaggeration to say that your mother dares to attack me now. In less than five seconds, she will kneel on the ground and pinch my son, begging me not to die!" Tang Dazhuang said loudly.

"It's OK! I've recorded all the conversation between us just now. If you don't want to wait for me to send it to my mother on WeChat, you will consciously help me with the matter of not going back during the winter vacation. Thank you, dad."

"What? You dare to record it when you call me?"

Tang Dazhuang was really shocked.

"Or call me dad and I delete the recording?"

"roll!"

Hang up the phone and Don Puding breathed hard.

Well, Tang Dazhuang must be very confused at this time, and he avenged the revenge of this guy who named him a random name.

So he can now solve the problem of inviting two masters to have a meal with a calm attitude.

Before doing anything, you must first have a good mood to ensure that things can go smoothly without developing in a strange direction.

Now Don Pudding feels in a good mood and has returned to his calmness. His strong self-confidence makes him feel that he can have a shocking effect without the arrogant words on the Internet. So he picked up his cell phone, dialed the number, and said calmly: "Hello, is it Mr. Nadella? I am Don Pudding, and I want to invite you to dinner."

The road is facing the sky, and we should have gone one side, but life will always have some intersections. The higher the position and the more powerful the people are, the more inevitable the intersections are.

...

In the laboratory, the experiment of two people with one fat and one weight has made significant progress again.

However, this time the two of them no longer felt much proud.

Especially for Tian Jiankang, when something is as easy as drinking water, it is difficult to arouse too much sense of accomplishment and it is even more difficult to maintain long-term concentration.

He has already begun to consider which direction should he look at after achieving the achievements of new materials? Or should he resolutely challenge the difficult situation?

This is also a question about choice.

That’s right, Tian Jiankang feels that he is standing at the intersection of life again, walking left or right?

"Why do you want to join the miscellaneous academy?"

Following the operating rules, no, it should be said that it is an outrageous experimental step. The required raw materials are fused in proportion, injected into the instrument, and waiting for the results, Tian Jiankan asked Park Jiankan.

"Why do you want to join the Miscellaneous Academy? No, I came to China to become a disciple. I thought the master was a super chess player, but I found out that it was still the power of machines, so I figured it out that being a chess player would die." Park Jiankang replied sadly: "So joining the Miscellaneous Academy may be a new starting point in my life."

Fatty Tian nodded. He felt that he could probably understand Park Kang's idea. After all, he was over 20 years old. Although he said that he was a Go nine-dan, he could draw a conclusion from his never-telling name that Tian Kang had never heard of this name. In the Go world, Park Kang had already reached the upper limit of his life, so playing Go was of course a dead end.

And in the miscellaneous academy, as long as you hold someone's thigh tightly, you will at least not be hungry in the future...

So Fatty Tian is probably sure that this guy is planning to be a licking dog.

"What kind of person do you think your master is?" Fatty Tian asked again.

"He is a very awesome person. Well, how can I say that, there is a kind of person in our Bangcui Country, who feels that the whole world owes him..."

Park Kan said with a longing look on his face, but this simple words were suddenly interrupted by Fatty Tian: "What? You actually compare my idol with a self-pitying loser?"

"Bah, who compared my master to the loser? I mean these people often think that the whole world will offend them after all, but they are not afraid at all, so they are the first to provoke the whole world. Of course, as far as I know, most of these people die miserably, but although my master is such a person, he lives more freely and moist than anyone else. Do you think it's awesome?"

Park Kan raised his head and said proudly, as if such awesome person was actually himself.

Fatty Tian was shocked when he heard these words.

To be honest, he has always looked down on Park Health's many dog-licking behaviors. For example, no matter how late he goes back to the dormitory every day, he will go to greet him if he finds that Don Puding has not yet slept...

But if you think about it carefully, this guy's words actually contain philosophy!

A chess player has already licked out of the realm, and he can use analogies to describe how awesome the character he licks on his knees is. This can definitely be considered a kind of powerful person.

For a moment, Tian Jiankang even felt frustrated in his heart.

It is said that licking dogs and having nothing.

But if you think about it carefully, maybe these people have not mastered the essence of how to be a qualified licking dog?

"I'm really awesome when I hear that."

Fatty Tian nodded from the bottom of his heart. He had to say that the ancients really made sense. As the saying goes, three people must have a teacher. Although Park Kang is naturally inferior to him when doing scientific research, but when flattering, Park Kang can beat him!

"So Master is so strong! It's always right to follow Master. Isn't our research about to produce results? Although I don't know how much material gains can be achieved, the spiritual gains will definitely be great!"

Park Jiankang sighed, then glanced at the thoughtful fat man beside him and continued to sigh: "Actually, I know you may look down on me. Yes, every time I reach the intersection of life, I actually know which road is right. That road is better for my future, but I can't choose it! Because the correct road is too hard, how comfortable and relaxing can you get to hug your thighs? It's like when I was a student, I also knew that studying hard is the way out, but studying is too tiring, how easy it is to play?"

"What's more, there are so many people who like to study and work harder than me, who will work harder in the future to develop human civilization. For example, for people like you, what's the point of being less hardworking? Right? Well, although I may not be able to make any outstanding contributions to human civilization in my life, if I can be rich and famous, I can make outstanding contributions to the continuation of human civilization! What do you think? Fatty?" Park Kang said with a sigh.

Fatty Tian, ​​who had already heard this, did not notice that when Park Kang was saying these words, his little eyes were constantly turning, and some places were very stiff, as if he was memorizing.

After all, this remark is really deeply rooted in his heart!

Was his gaze to the world too light before?

Speaking of which, Tian Jiankang’s goal is not only to contribute to the continuation of human civilization, but also to make his own contribution to the integration of the world’s nations...

"I think you are right. Of course, you can put higher requirements on yourself. We can contribute to the development of human civilization, and we can also contribute to the continuation of civilization. But no matter what kind of contribution it is, we must first put it into practice. Lao Pu, you said you would introduce me to a girlfriend from the Bangchui Kingdom. When will she come?"

"Haha, when we finish this topic, I will call her and ask her to attend our press conference. I tell you, she looks very much like Jiang Sula? You don't know anything about Jiang Sula? Hurry up and search, there are many photos of her on the Internet. Our female stars in Bangcui Country are very famous!"

...

"Pudding, the verdict of that guy named Lin Jianjian has come out. He is sentenced to two and a half years of probation for three years. I said the law is too unrigorous. Can you still be probated for three years before going to prison?"

As soon as Tang Puding finished the phone, Qi Chen rushed into his room with his cell phone.

"Who is Lin Jianjian?" Tang Puding frowned. It is worth telling him with great fanfare that a guy who has nothing to do with him was sentenced?

It seems that Qi Chen has not been studying hard recently, yes, that is definitely the case.

"No, right? You don't even remember Lin Jianjian? It's the son of the president of the listed company who didn't have your car on the road. Do you don't remember that Ferrari?"

Qi Chen looked at Tang Puding in surprise, and felt a little unfair about a rich second generation.

There was such a big deal at that time, but Tang Puding didn't even remember...

"Oh!" Tang Puding nodded. He vaguely remembered that this was the case, but what else? Just probation, after all, from the perspective of criminal punishment, this judgment is quite fair.

Of course, the civil matters of this guy is nothing to do with him.

"I remembered it, but I have to remind you that the legal definition of probation refers to suspending execution. The sentence of two and a half years of probation means that there is no need to go to jail, but it is changed to community correction. If there is no crime of punishment after three years, you can be exempted from criminal punishment, so your understanding is wrong." Tang Puding explained.

It’s not that Tang Puding talks too much. After all, Qi Chen is now a person from a miscellaneous academy. If he doesn’t understand such basic knowledge, it may be embarrassing to go out.

However, Qi Chen still couldn't understand the meaning of the probation. He looked at Tang Puding with a blank look and asked, "What? This guy doesn't have to go to jail?"

"Why!"
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