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135 Brag? No, you are humble! (Crazy

Don Puding felt that he could not waste the kindness of his friends from afar, and he thoughtfully translated Mr. Tim Cook's words...

The opposite side did not respond for a while, and then a happy voice like a treasure came from: "Boss, I found it, I found it. Look, it's this old man, he is the real guy! He is the real guy!"

Not awkward at all!

It's just embarrassing.

But Don Puding was innocent. He really didn't expect that the two scammers on the other side of the phone were so stupid and cute...

Something must have been wrong.

Can this kind of IQ debut as a liar?

Tang Puding felt that the Huaxia Prison was probably overcrowded.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. I just like to use Apple for employees. After using Android for a long time, I am afraid that they will not get used to it and it will easily get stuck. Actually, I used Samsung myself."

There was obviously another person on the opposite side. The heroic elder brother was driven away. Now he was a kind middle-aged man's voice.

"Hey, Samsung, then you probably have to go to Baidu again. Come and meet him. This is Mr. Li Wenzhe, president of Samsung Group."

This time, Don Puding walked to Li Wenzhe, who looked serious, and blurted out fluent Korean.

"Mr. Li, thank you in advance for making some meager contributions to saving the fallen souls of the Chinese, Smida!"

Then he whispered to the phone.

After hesitating for two seconds, Li Wenzhe nodded at the phone: "I am Li Wenzhe, please dou..."

Halfway through, I seemed to realize something was wrong, I paused and said again: "Thanks for using Samsung products!"

"I should be thanked. There are really not many customers in China that insist on using Samsung."

Don Puding nodded and agreed.

Li Wenzhe: "..."

...

"Okay, let's introduce you to the last distinguished guest today. I think you don't know each other. Don't blame me for not reminding you, hurry up and Baidu!"

Ignoring Li Wenzhe's dark face, Tang Puding had already walked around the room to the representative of China Google.

"Google, do you know how to defeat? One of the top 500 in the world! This is Ms. Fan Wenjia, president of Google Ai China Center!"

After the introduction, Tang Puding bowed slightly to the only lady in the conference room with a gentlemanly: "Thanks to Ms. Fan for her support."

Fan Wenjia smiled slightly and introduced herself politely: "Okay, I am Fan Wenjia, I am not as good as the big guys just now. I just do AI research."

After walking in one lane, Tang Puding was struggling with why there was no sound on the other side...

"Boss, this girl is really not found on Baidu, but the previous ones are all real, can't this be fake?"

Once again, honey is awkward!

God can't...

Have you searched all the people in front of you? You can't search here on Google?

This is forcibly creating conflicts!

Fortunately, as the only lady, Fan Wenjia was obviously very determined and the smile on her face did not change for a moment.

"Ahem, okay, now please call the boss to call the elder brother just now. I want to ask him something!"

"Here, I'm here, I dare not be my brother..."

"Well, I'm going to get tens of millions in a minute. Are there any problems?"

"No problem, no problem, it should be, it should be!"

"Is it a bragging to talk about a big business worth tens of billions?"

"No bragging, no bragging! You are not bragging, but modest! You are too modest! Even if you say you are talking about a big business worth 100 billion yuan, I believe it!"

"Well, then I have something to do and have to die first!"

"Brother, please hang up!"

"I just delayed about ten minutes. According to what I said before, it would be 10 million in one minute, totaling 100 million. I will transfer it to me on WeChat. If you don't have money, please don't do this, otherwise I'll go find you!"

"He's a slight..."

"Yuan Datou..."

"Bang" looks like the sound of a heavy notebook hitting the head.

"I told you to add people..."

"Bang……"

"I told you to add people..."

"Brother, I'll vent your anger for you. I decided to wash my hands and stop washing them! That's it, goodbye!"

The opposite side hangs up the video first...

Don Puding scratched his head and put his phone in his pocket.

Then he calmly faced the people below, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, we can start talking about anything."

...

Awkward silence.

Originally, we got together today because of various compromises...

A group of people came to the door, who has the ability to deal with it one by one?

Let’s just bring everyone together. If you have anything to know, you can discuss it together. Before the press conference, please understand.

It's that simple.

But Don Puding's operation made the already embarrassing occasion even more embarrassing.

What the bosses are considering at this time is probably, where am I from? What are I going to do when I come? What did I do just now?

But Don Puding is different from these people, and he is also distracted...

I don’t know how the big brother was just now!

I was not very smart at first, and I was hit on the head a few times...

I should say goodbye to the profession of a liar in this life, right?

...

"Ahem, Don Pudding, it's not appropriate for me to participate in this occasion today. Next, you will be the one who greets these guests from afar on behalf of the school."

The old acquaintance Principal Qian couldn't sit still at first.

If I had known that it was Tang Puding who actually used this way of appearance, he should have refused to join in the fun today...

Offend people!

Originally, the school just provided a venue...

"Well, OK, Principal Qian."

"Ah, by the way, I have notified you before. The press conference will be held at 9 a.m. the day after tomorrow at that time. Everyone is welcome to visit. I also hope that Pudding can make sufficient preparations and make this press conference of the Miscellaneous Studies Institute a successful one!"

Principal Qian encouraged him and walked to Tang Puding and patted Tang Puding on the shoulder meaningfully: "You must take good care of the guests!"

Then he left the conference room without looking back.

Only when I passed by Xu Mengchang, I glared at the teacher who was most respected today again...

Everything is in vain.

Lao Xu suddenly felt a little panicked...

...

"Okay, now we can get to the point. The purpose of everyone gathering together today is actually very clear. After all, our Hongmeng 100 should be still leading in terms of current technology. Apple, Samsung and Weihua should have already studied it, and I believe it can help me prove this."

"Under this premise, I will briefly talk about my plans."

"There is only one choice to use our system, which is one-time life-long authorization. In other words, we completely transfer the life-long right of the system, and after a one-time payment, we can never renew it. Of course, we are not responsible for subsequent system updates, but to be unworthy, the Hongmeng 100 we launched is a very mature system. At least one or two years, there is nothing to optimize or update..."

"It's probably the case. If you are willing to accept it, we can talk in detail after the press conference. What do you think?"
Chapter completed!
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