Chapter 42 Air Fresheners(1/2)
"Send off comrades, embark on the journey, silently and with tears in my ears..." Ding Yan and the four of them were crying and howling at the gate of the school.
"Get out! If you can't sing well, stop singing!" Gong Jian was carrying his luggage with a black look on his face. These guys, others ask for money to sing, but their singing will definitely cost them their lives.
"Isn't this alleviating your melancholy mood?" Several people stopped singing, and Ding Yu said with a smile.
"We don't have to!" the four of them said in unison.
"Take care!" Ding Yan stepped forward and hugged Long Baichuan. Don't think blindly. The two of them were exactly facing each other. Everyone else also hugged the person opposite them and said: "Take care!"
"Let's go!" Gong Jian and the others waved their hands, turned around and left.
"Hey! I really don't like the parting scene!" Ding Yu said with emotion.
Ding Yan went up and punched Ding Yu in the chest: "You were the one who screamed to give it away this morning, and now you're being hypocritical again!"
"...Director!" Ding Yu saw Zhuge Yiyi and Ma Shu looking at him eagerly, shuddered, turned to the other side and called.
Taking advantage of the few people's heads turning, he turned around and ran away.
"Stop~~" The three of them realized that they had been deceived, and chased after them with a roar.
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"Xiao Ding, do you want it?"
"No! Get out"
"Old horse?"
"Stay away from me! I don't want it either!"
"Don't look at me! I don't want it anymore! If you don't leave, I'll kill you!"
"...What? It's very fragrant! Are you sure you don't want it?" Ding Yu asked, holding stinky tofu in his hand.
"If you don't leave, the gang will beat you up!" Ding Yan covered his nose and said bitterly, "Ding Yu, this guy, bought stinky tofu when he went out. Can't you finish it outside?"
"Definitely! I'm going out to eat!" Ding Yu saw the expressions of the three of them change, then immediately withered, turned around and went out.
"Quick! Let the air flow! This beast!" Ma Shu stood up, opened the window, stuck his head outside, and began to breathe in the fresh air. Ding Yan and Zhuge also ran over.
"It's agreed! This is the last time. Who likes to eat food with strong taste? It would be terrible to come back after eating it outside!" Zhuge Yiyi suggested.
"Agree!" Ding Yan and Ma Shu nodded directly in agreement, completely discarding Ding Yu's opinions. The minority obeys the majority. It is an unwritten rule in the 313 dormitory. Of course, this rule was almost designed for Ding Yu.
"Old Ma! Is it your turn to go out next month?" Ding Yan asked.
"Yes, it's me!" Ma Shu responded.
"I was thinking of buying a bottle of air freshener when I came back to be careful, Old Ding, but this guy actually did something disturbing!" Ding Yan said what he meant.
"Okay! I'll think about it." Ma Shu agreed happily. After all, this was for the sake of peace in the dormitory.
"That's right! My girlfriend is coming to visit me next month, and I asked her to bring some specialties for everyone!" Zhuge Yiyi thought of his girlfriend and said.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
Ding Yan and Ma Shu looked at Zhuge in shock.
"What's wrong?" Zhuge asked a little strangely.
"Do you still have a girlfriend?" Ding Yan and the two asked in unison.
"That's right! Didn't I say that?" Zhuge Yiyi said doubtfully.
Ding Yan and Ma Shu shook their heads at the same time.
"...Then, maybe I forgot!" Zhuge Yiming scratched his head in embarrassment.
"You hide it so well! I've been living in the same dormitory with you for more than two years, and I didn't know you had a girlfriend!" Ding Yan is still a little uncomfortable with it. After all, four singles are better, but one of your sisters suddenly pops up.
If you have a girlfriend, doesn’t this cause trouble? Who feels at ease? Didn’t you see that Ma Shu’s face has completely darkened?
"That's right! She is also in the army. It is not convenient for us to contact her at ordinary times. We just send text messages and so on, so we don't pay attention to it!" Zhuge Yiyi explained.
"Explosive photo! Explosive photo!" Ding Yan and Ma Shu shouted at the same time!
"What are you arguing about?" At this time, Ding Yu came back from eating the stinky tofu and happened to hear the two shouting.
"Old Ding! This old boy has a girlfriend!" Ding Yan pointed at Zhuge.
"Fuck! Cough cough cough..." Ding Yu choked in shock.
"Is it okay for you?" Zhuge was a little proud, but he didn't show it on his face. He couldn't irritate these three guys at this time, otherwise he would definitely be the one to suffer.
"As for that!" the three of them said in unison.
"Hurry up! Come on, come on! Look at the photos! If you dare to say no, I will kill you!" Ding Yu said immediately.
"Okay! Let me find it for you!" Zhuge didn't resist, and he didn't dare to resist. They were all familiar with each other. Everyone in the dormitory couldn't stand up when facing the other three people. He took out his mobile phone and found his girlfriend's
After taking the photo, he handed the phone out, and Ding Yu snatched it away.
The three heads were in front of the mobile phone screen, and they all fell silent when they looked at the heroic female soldiers on it.
"How is it?" Zhuge Yiming said with a smile.
"Awesome!" The three of them raised their thumbs at the same time.
"That's right!" Zhuge Yiming felt a little proud.
Three days later.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's wrong with you? It's been three days and you still haven't talked to me!" Zhuge sat on the bed and complained.
"We three singles won't talk to you!" Ding Yu replied and stopped talking to Zhuge.
"Xiao Ding! Have you forgotten that I taught you how to fight?"
"Have it?"
"...Old Ma! I have fed you before!"
"Xiao Ding, is this happening?"
"I don't know anyway!"
"Oh! That means no more!"
"..." Zhuge Yiyi despised the three animals in his heart and thought of an idea: "My girlfriend and a few of her best friends are still single! It is said that they all want to find a soldier!
"
"Brother Ming! Let me tell you, we have the best relationship. If anything happens, you should think of me!"
"Old Ding, get out of here! Brother Ming! You taught me how to fight, so consider me my master! As the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father, you can't ignore my life-long affairs!"
"Brother Ming! You said you've already fed me, so it shouldn't be too much trouble to help me pull a red thread!"
As soon as Zhuge Yingming's words fell, the three animals immediately surrounded Zhuge Yingming, massaging and beating his legs, and kept trying to make friends.
"You three beasts! Okay! I'll ask my girlfriend, you just wait for the news!" Zhuge said helplessly after being defeated by three people.
"Okay!" The three people responded in unison, turned around and returned to their beds, leaving Zhuge alone sitting on the bed in a messy state.
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"Old Ma! How are you?" Ma Shu came back from going out, opened the door of the dormitory, and found Ding Yan and Ding Yu staring at him with green eyes.
"...Very good!" Ma Shu was stared at so hard that he didn't know what to say.
"Oops! I'm asking you how are you getting along?" Zhuge Yiyi couldn't stand it.
"Oh! We get along well. I must tell her in advance when she makes an appointment with me next time I go out!" Ma Shu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Okay! There are two brushes!" Ding Yan praised with a smile.
"Why do you want to catch up after I go out? I still have to wait two or three months!" Ding Yu shouted helplessly.
"Character!" Ding Yan and the other three said in unison.
"..." Ding Yu stopped talking. The four of them seemed to have more and more similar personalities. They used to irritate others, but now things have changed. This feels very bad.
"Wait a minute, old horse!" Ding Yan thought of something.
"What's wrong?" Ma Shu looked at Ding Yan doubtfully.
Ding Yan stared at Ma Shu and said word by word: "Air~qi~fresh~fresh~agent~"
Ma Shu's face turned red instantly: "I, I, I forgot!"
"Fuck!" Ding Yan and Zhuge couldn't help but swear.
"What air freshener?" Ding Yu interrupted and asked.
"It's none of your business! Xiao Ding, you are going out next week and want to buy it back!" Zhuge ignored Ding Yu and explained to Ding Yan.
"Okay! This time I will buy it first and then go see the person!" Ding Yan nodded.
Ding Yu looked at the two of them singing in harmony, shook his head helplessly, and stopped asking any more questions.
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To be continued...