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Chapter 1287 Born a scumbag

Chapter 1287: Born to be a scumbag

"I just came back from kindergarten and was watching Pleasant Goat...eating pizza...and suddenly a thunder sounded. When I opened my eyes again, I arrived at a strange place."

The little boy whimpered and told Ye Fei, "I stood up and found that I had turned into a white-bearded old man."

"I was frightened, I ran around!"

"Run, run, run, run, and then a group of people surrounded me and said I was crazy and brought me here."

"I want to escape, but they locked me up here, woo-woo-woo--"

When Ye Fei heard the little boy's words, he was shocked.

This little boy was indeed possessed by his soul like himself.

However, he possessed the grand master of this family.

"Then how did you become like this later?"

Ye Fei asked incredible.

"I don't know either!"

The little boy said, "After a long time, my body began to change little by little, and finally it became like this."

"The body changes?"

Ye Fei couldn't help but be stunned.

"Then are you now, are you the same on earth?"

Ye Fei asked again.

"Um!"

The little boy said, "I am now like on earth."

"It's really strange!"

Ye Fei couldn't help frowning. When the little boy's soul came through, his body actually degenerated to what he used to be, and his mind had not grown at all.

Logically speaking, after so many years, this little boy's mind has at least been an adult.

But now, he is obviously still the mind of a child.

"How many years have you been traveling through?"

Ye Fei asked the little boy.

"I don't know either!"

The little boy shook his head and said, "Maybe it's been a hundred years?"

"This world is so magical. I will never die for a hundred years!"

"One hundred years?"

Ye Fei frowned slightly, "Then how old were you when you were on Earth?"

"When I was on Earth, I was eight years old!"

The little boy said, "Just just entered the second grade!"

"Eight years old?"

Ye Fei frowned even deeper, "For so many years, he has actually returned to his eight-year-old status bit by bit."

"What's going on?"

"I've traveled here, and it's not like this!"

"What kind of existence is that Yunxia Valley?"

"Big brother, what is this place? Is it really a dream?"

The little boy looked up at Ye Fei. At this time, he had already regarded Ye Fei as his entire hope.

Ye Fei thought about it and finally comforted the little boy and said, "Have you seen Doraemon?"

"Uh... I've seen it!"

The little boy thought for a while and said, "My father showed it to me and said that it was a cartoon they watched when they were young, and I don't like it very much."

"This world is like Doraemon, it is a world in a conversation."

"You are here now, it's an adventure, and when the adventure is over, you can go back."

"Really?"

The little boy was suddenly overjoyed.

"Yes!"

Ye Fei smiled and said, "Brother is also looking for a way out now!"

"When I find the key to that door, we can leave together!"

"Great brother, then I'll look for it with you!"

The little boy said excitedly.

"Well, what's your name?"

Ye Fei asked the little boy.

"My name is Congcong!" said the little boy.

"So your name is Congcong. No wonder you look so smart!"

Ye Fei praised Congcong and then said, "Who are you talking about Guoguo? Is it your sister?"

"no!"

Congcong shook his head and said, "Guoguo is my girlfriend. We have been getting along since kindergarten. I said I would marry her when I grow up!"

“…”

Ye Fei.

Are all kids born after 10 like this?

Ye Fei's heart sounded like he was still a virgin in his twenties...

"Okay, you're a good kid!"

Ye Fei took a deep breath and said, "You will definitely marry Guoguo!"

"I'm afraid that she will change her mind if I don't go back for so many years!"

Congcong shook his head and sighed, with a melancholy expression on his face, "A woman's heart is easy to change. I've been thinking about her, I don't know if she will still remember me!"

"Love is like a castle made of sand. If you cannot take care of it frequently, the wind will dissipate after a long time!"

“…” Ye Fei.

Ye Fei suddenly realized that his previous life had been in vain. If he hadn't had the chance to be reborn this time, he would have really found a piece of tofu to kill him.

"fine!"

Ye Fei said: "I said that this is a fairy tale world, and the time here is different from the time outside."

"Although you have been here for a hundred years, the time on earth has only passed a few minutes."

"Really?"

Congcong suddenly became overjoyed, "That's great, I can catch up with Duoduo's birthday."

“…” Ye Fei.

"Who is Duoduo?"

Ye Fei asked.

"Duoduo is a girl I have a crush on. She is much more beautiful than Guoguo, but it is difficult for her to chase her. I gave her a few times of lollipops, but she refused!"

Congcong looked distressed, "Actually, what I like most is Guoguo. After all, we are childhood sweethearts, and we grew up together for so many years."

"But Duoduo is really beautiful, you know, how could a normal man not like such a beautiful girl?"

"I spent a month preparing a birthday gift for Duoduo, and I wanted to give it to her on her birthday."

"I believe she will definitely like that gift!"

"..." Ye Fei looked confused with capital letters.

"Then aren't you afraid of Guoguo know?"

Ye Fei gritted his teeth and said.

"I'm very confused, too!"

Congcong poked his fingers against each other, looking distressed, "But love is innocent. Since I like Duoduo, of course I can't hide the feelings in my heart!"

Ye Fei looked up at the sky and found out that the scumbag was indeed born.

"Then...who do you like in your heart?"

Ye Fei asked.

"My favorite is Duoduo, but Guoguo is my childhood sweetheart girlfriend. I can't let go. Huihui, I always treat her as my sister, but I know that she actually has a crush on me, which makes me feel very distressed because I can't give her anything."

"Linlin accepted my lollipop last time, but refused my request to kiss her, but she was obviously moved. Next time I just need to give her another pack of spicy strips and I can handle it!"

"Zhenzhen and I can only be considered confidants. We play together, share common prophecies, and share snacks together. That feeling... is calm and comfortable... it is my ideal state of getting along with lovers..."

"And there is also Tiantian..."

...

Ye Fei listened to Congcong talking about his emotional history continuously, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

Is this kid really eight years old?
Chapter completed!
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