Chapter five hundred and eighty third chrysanthemum is itchy
When we entered the classroom, Chen Nuo followed yesterday's routine. Chen Nuo came to Zhang Yuexin again. Lin Menger and Natasha were sitting together. Brother Dashi found a place to sit by himself. Brother Kitty and Brother were sitting in the front row. Now there are more than ten minutes before class. Brother Kitty and Brother whispered to me: "With Lamborg Friend 5, Brother I have regained my confidence again. Let's see how I picked up girls, hehe." As he said that, Brother Kitty and Brother laughed twice, then glanced at the class, but after sweeping around, he shook his head.
I asked with a smile, "What's wrong? Not satisfied?"
"Oh, don't mention it. In the whole class, Meng'er, Natasha, Zhang Yuexin and Xue Ke are pretty, but the problem is that I can't move these people, and the other women are simply too ugly. There are really few beauties in the sixth realm." The kind-hearted brother said sighing.
"No, brother, look at that one, the one who writes on the table, isn't it pretty pure?" I said to a girl behind me.
"That's not possible." said the kind-hearted brother: "First, pureness can be pretended. Look at her cheekbones, which proves that this kind of person is not easy to get along with. Second, look at her dark circles. Although she put on makeup, it is still faintly visible. It is obvious that this is often done by staying up late. Which normal pure girl stays up all day? Third, look at her pupils with a slight unnatural turbidity, which proves that she has too much sex life. Fourth, look at her sitting position, her legs are spread apart, and she probably has a venereal disease, and her legs are not dared to close together. Comprehensively, she is a black fungus, Lin Mo, you have to believe in professionalism."
I believe it! This time I really believe it. The kind-hearted big brother is simply amazing. This little reasoning is one by one. Of course, I don’t know whether it is true or not. After all, I have no research on this aspect. Anyway, I am quite bored now. I pointed to another girl and asked, “Brother, that one is not bad, she is quite plump. According to my analysis, she should be a virgin.”
The kind-hearted brother glanced at the girl and whispered: "It's indeed a virgin, but she has plump thighs, plump butt, and plump belly, but her breasts are not plump."
"No, brother, that's quite big." I glanced at me and said.
The kind-hearted brother replied lightly: "Don't you know there is something called 'bra filler'?"
Wo, Wocao! He could tell through his clothes? Is it true or false? Is this too professional? And the kind-hearted brother also showed a look of loneliness, men often had, and thousands of miles of horses. At this moment, two girls came in outside the door, one of whom was quite beautiful, and the kind-hearted brother also looked over, showing a look of interest. It was obvious that the kind-hearted brother was ready to start!
By chance, the two girls actually sat behind us. The more beautiful girl sat on the chair and said, "The chrysanthemums are so itchy."
The kind-hearted brother smiled at me a bit, then quickly turned around and said, "Beauty, my anus is so itchy!"
I thought to myself that this girl is too avant-garde. She looks quite pure, and she says, "The chrysanthemums are so itchy". It's really a world of decline.
Another girl said, "Is that so? But I still think that cactus is easy to raise. Last May Day holiday, I didn't water it for seven days, and the cactus was not dead."
The beautiful girl looked at the kind-hearted elder brother and asked, "Uncle, do you also like to raise chrysanthemums? The chrysanthemums I raised are pink, where are yours?"
"I...I...my chrysanthemums are black." The kind-hearted brother grunted for a long time and said something.
‘Puff’ I was drinking water and almost spit out one mouthful. Is there any black chrysanthemum? It is obvious that the kind-hearted brother misunderstood the beautiful girl just now, and now the beautiful girl misunderstood the kind-hearted brother's words.
"Really uncle? I have never seen black chrysanthemums before. They must have a unique charm, right? Can I enjoy it?" the beautiful girl asked intriguedly.
The kind-hearted brother said, "This, of course, this is OK, but today is not very convenient, so let's go someday."
"Uncle, few men are interested in flowers. You are so special." The beautiful girl called her uncle one by one and screamed very happily.
The kind-hearted brother hurriedly corrected: "Don't call me uncle. I'm only 19 this year, but I'm a little anxious. Look, this is my student ID." As he said that, the kind-hearted brother took out a small notebook from his pocket and handed it over.
The beautiful girl opened it and said in surprise: "Ah, you are really 19, sorry, I didn't call you uncle on purpose just now." The beautiful girl apologized politely.
"It doesn't matter." The kind-hearted brother said happily.
"Then, Du Leisi, since you also like to raise chrysanthemums, do you know chrysanthemums?"
The kind-hearted brother wiped his sweat and thought to himself that this knowledge is too professional. What should I do?
At this critical moment, I sent a voice to the soul of the kind-hearted elder brother: "Brother, don't be anxious, I have a way. I am a professional about this kind of knowledge!" Then I quickly talked to the kind-hearted elder brother about the habits of chrysanthemums and the voice transmission of the soul, which is a simple application of the soul rules. You can convey your meaning directly to the other party's soul without opening your mouth.
After listening to my voice transmission, my kind-hearted brother immediately felt confident and said to the beautiful girl: "Of course, I know a lot about chrysanthemums. These chrysanthemums like loose and fertile, rich in humus, and well-ventilated and permeable sandy loam. The soil pH value is slightly acidic, neutral and slightly alkaline soils, and it is not resistant to strong acids and alkalis. Chrysanthemums have strong drought resistance and are best grown with a soil moisture content of 60%. During different growth and development periods, the requirements for water and fertilizer are different..."
Listening to the kind-hearted brother's professional answer, the beautiful girl obviously became interested in the kind-hearted brother. But when the old professor came in, the two stopped the conversation, and the girl seemed to have a feeling of not being satisfied. The kind-hearted brother blinked at me with a wicked smile, indicating that I was so powerful just now!
After the old professor came in, the voices in the class gradually disappeared. The old professor held a stack of papers in his hand and pushed his glasses and said, "I reviewed the papers overnight. Yesterday's test results came out. There was only one person who got the full mark, that is... Chen Nuo!"
That's right, when I was doing the questions yesterday, I only got more than 90 points. The last two questions and answers were not very correct, but when I answered Lin Menger and the others, I also answered some questions incorrectly. Only Brother Nuo, after my special care, gave him a full mark.
The old professor continued: "This result surprised me very much. Chen Nuo, since you have studied so well, why not be a study committee member in the class. But before that, I would like to test you personally. Tell me, what does Article 63 of the Property Law talk about?"
Brother Nuo was stunned on the spot, but fortunately, my soul was very powerful, so Brother Nuo was stunned for a moment, and then replied confidently and accurately: "Collectively owned property is protected by law, and any unit or individual is prohibited from invading, looting, private division, and destruction."
The old professor didn't believe Chen Nuo. He thought Chen Nuo's grades should be cheated, so he deliberately made this happen, but he didn't expect that Brother Nuo's answer was so accurate. This made the old professor look at him differently. The old professor held the table and continued, "Yes, you answered correctly, so you can talk about what the second paragraph of Article 17 of Chapter 2 of the Criminal Law and what is said about it."
Nuo Ge said with a smile: "People who are over 14 years old or under 16 years old who commit intentional homicide, intentional injury, causing serious injury or death, rape, robbery, drug trafficking, setting fire, explosion, or poisoning shall bear criminal responsibility."
"Okay!" The old professor clapped and applauded: "It seems that I misunderstood you. You are qualified to be a study committee member. Everyone should study like Chen Nuo. Look, when I was examining his questions, he could directly and accurately answer the answer without even thinking about it. Which of you can do this?"
Brother Nuo was very proud at this time, but he hurriedly said to everyone modestly: "The professor has been awarded. Actually, I think Newton has a famous saying that it is very good. Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent sweat."
Hearing this, I almost pounced on and kicked Chen Nuo to death. Did Newton say that? That was what Edison said!
I quickly corrected Brother Nuo with soul transmission, and then Brother Nuo smiled faintly and continued to say to everyone: "I just joked with everyone just now. As we all know, that sentence was said by Edison." After that, he smiled modestly before sitting back on the chair.
Anyway, I was so busy that day that I helped Brother Nuo deal with the teacher during class, and Brother Kind Brother when the get out of class was over. Finally, it was late at night. Brother Kind Brother and the beautiful girl left their cell phone numbers separately, and we left. Brother Nuo and Brother Kind Brother were both radiant, while I was a little listless, thinking that it was so tiring to go to school with these two guys, and they shouldn't have been allowed to come with them at the beginning.
After dinner, Brother Nuo yelled to go sing again, saying that to celebrate his first time as a study committee member in his life. However, Zhang Yuexin did not participate and went back early. I comforted Chen Nuo and said, "Take it slow, don't worry, maybe the eldest sister can't accept Natasha in a short time, you have to be patient."
Chapter completed!