Section 230 Poor Fat Man
"Writing a love letter? What do you want to do?!"
"Don't ask such an idiotic question, okay? I'm going to write a love letter, of course I have to give it to the beauty, or I'll give it to you?" The fat man said unhappily.
Wocao? I'm a little bit, and I'm still angry. My eyes turned and said, "I haven't written a love letter, but I've seen a lot of them. I can help you with ideas."
"Really? First of all, I want to declare that I cannot copy it in the book, otherwise I will be discovered!" the fat man emphasized.
"No problem, I promise you have never seen such a great love letter! And it was definitely not copied from the book!" I patted my chest and promised.
Seeing that my expression was very serious, the fat man couldn't help but ask: "Really? Then you say a few words to me first!"
"No problem! Listen..." I coughed lightly, and then recited with a rich expression: "Ah! Sweet, you smiled sweetly~~ It seems that flowers are blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Where, where have you seen you~~ Your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a moment, ah~~ in a dream~~"
"Wocao! So awesome!!" The fat man slapped the table and jumped up excitedly.
I looked at the excited fat man with a contempt look on my face, thinking that the lyrics of "Sweet Honey" in our sixth world can be covered?
"Rex, oh, no, dear Rex, you are so talented! This love letter is a big killer! Any girl will be moved by it!" Fatty Obama still did not recover from the excitement.
"Actually not necessarily." I shook my head and said, "Although love letters are good, they have to be given by people."
"Why?" asked the fat man.
"For example, a person who looks particularly terrifyingly sent a girl the most wonderful love letter, and another handsome and powerful man said to her one thing, I like you, think about which one is more effective?"
"Bang!" The fat man opened his mouth and slapped his face, and the fat on his face was shaking. He also realized this problem. As the saying goes, everyone has a love for beauty, and women are no exception. When facing a handsome guy and a fat guy, he must of course be more inclined toward handsome guys.
I continued slowly, "Do you want to give it to Winnie downstairs? The question now is whether there are anyone else who pursues that Winnie."
"This, okay, it seems there are." The fat man said uncertainly: "Little Weier is so beautiful, there must be many people pursuing her."
"Fatty," I said earnestly: "Brother, I will give you a clear path. It's okay for me to write a love letter for you, but you should also lose weight and then exercise your hidden energy well. In this way, you will have a chance."
The fat man said sadly: "For Xiao Weier! It's okay to lose weight, but the question is when will I lose weight? After waiting for three or five years, he has been chased by others!"
"So what if I get it? You can catch it again."
"What if I can't catch it back?" The fat man was almost crying.
"That's all that means you're carrying it." I spread my hands and said.
"Brother Lei! You must help me! Brother, it depends on you for the happiness of your second half of your life!" said the fat man, staring at his watery little eyes.
I can't agree to the fat man so easily, it makes him feel that he owes me a favor.
I sighed and said earnestly: "Fatty, I have made a vow before that I will never write love letters for others again, otherwise I will be in trouble! You said, aren't you forcing me to break the precept?"
"Brother Lei! Brother, the happiness of your second half of your life is in your hands!" The fat man said with a pleading look.
I frowned and pondered for a while, and when I saw the fat man, I could hardly hold back. Then I said in embarrassment: "Oh! OK! For the sake of you, Obama, I will break the precepts once! But you have to do me a favor!"
Seeing that I finally let go, the fat man asked directly: "Don't say one favor, I will help you with a hundred favors!"
"No, just do me a favor. After the meal is over, go to Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory and tell her that she doesn't need to deliver food to me. She is a celebrity in the college. You should know where she lives, right?" I said seriously. It's better to have less contact with women like Du Xiaoxiao, otherwise she will definitely cause trouble!
"I know! No problem, I'll tell her after dinner." The fat man quickly agreed.
"Yeah." I nodded with satisfaction: "Fatty, when it comes to writing love letters, first of all, you have to prepare a beautiful piece of paper."
"I have it in my space ring!" The fat man said, and a stack of colorful paper appeared in his hand. Just like the letter paper in the Sixth Realm, but the paper in his hand was even more wonderful, such as the butterfly on the paper actually flapped its wings! Just like the newspaper in "Harry Potter", the people in the newspaper would move!
It's so magical. I took the stack of paper and looked at it, and then gave it to the fat man: "Fatty, I'll tell you, come and write." I just learned the language of the third world, and the text in the third world is not good.
"Okay." The fat man prepared the paper and pen and waited for me to speak.
I read out a few lyrics from the Sixth Realm, including the lyrics in "Sweet Honey", "Simple Love", and "Indulgence", and the effects are as follows...
Ah! Sweet, you smiled sweetly~~ It seems that flowers bloom in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Where, where have you seen you~~ Your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a moment, ah~~ In a dream~~
I can't say why, I became very proactive. If I fall in love with someone, everything is worth doing. I want to announce loudly that I will be reluctant to leave you, and even the neighbor next door guessed how I feel now.
I can't resist your eyes all the time... Indulgent love will not change for the rest of my life!
"That's about it." I racked my brains and came up with so many things.
"Awesome! It's so amazing!" The fat man put away his pen and clapped his hands.
Although this fat man could eat, his handwriting was very beautiful, and even I was shocked.
The fat man humbly asked, "Brother Lei, what should I do next? Should I just send it to Xiao Weier directly?"
"Wait!" I suddenly saw some problems. Because there was no name written on the letter, no name was collected by 'Winni', and there was no name for the fat man at the end of the bill. I asked, "Fatty, why didn't you write the name? Otherwise, how could Winni know that it was written by you?"
"Writing a name? There is no such rule in our third world. I personally sent it to her, but she still doesn't know it was me?"
It turned out that there was no rule for writing names in the third world. I nodded and said, "I personally suggest that you should be more romantic, such as making a bouquet of flowers, then putting this love letter on it and giving it to Winnie. What do you think?"
"Good way! Just do it!" The fat man clapped his hands and screamed!
Seeing that the fat man was so excited, I reminded him: "Hey, fat man, don't forget what I entrust you."
"Don't worry! I'll go to Du Xiaoxiao for dinner first and tell her that she doesn't have to deliver food to you, and then I'll buy flowers and give them to Xiao Wei'er!"...
The food was delivered, and it was half a roast bear. The bear was very large and fragrant. It was worth 4,000 yuan. I cut a slice of the meat with a knife and it felt delicious. The meat really contained energy, and it felt very comfortable to eat it.
But I didn't eat too much because it was too greasy. Half of the bear was eaten by the fat man! I was stunned. This guy ate at least more than 100 kilograms of meat! But his stomach didn't change any changes, just like before.
The fat man sighed and said, "Well, to lose weight, let's eat less today."
I was directly overwhelmed by this sentence. Isn’t it called eating less? Is this too arrogant?
"Fatty, we're full and full of food and drink. Should we leave? Please help me convey the meaning to Du Xiaoxiao, and I'll go back to the dormitory first."
The fat man nodded and agreed. We came downstairs, paid the money, the fat man and I walked out of the cafeteria, and then we separated. Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory was in the opposite direction of our dormitory, or in other words, the boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory were not together...
At this time, at the door of Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory, several young men hid in the grass...
"Alan, do you really see a man interacting with Du Xiaoxiao?"
"It's true, young master! It's right at the entrance of the cafeteria, and we also got news that this person had walked out of Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory before!"
"Damn it! You dare to ignore what we said before, and you must teach him a lesson!"
At this moment, a figure came over from a distance.
"Don't make a noise, no one is coming." The young master whispered.
The man approached and saw a piece of paper in his hand, covering his face. He looked as he walked, and the fat figure walked to Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory door and rang the doorbell.
The young master's eyes flashed with cold light. He looked at the fat figure and gritted his teeth and shouted: "Go! Beat him!"
As soon as the words were finished, three masked men rushed out of the grass and rushed towards the fat man! They were very agile. Before the fat man could react, he was punched in his eyes by a person and was blinded on the spot! He could only subconsciously cover the letter paper tightly in his arms.
The three of them punched and kicked the fat man. The fat man wailed, and he was still holding the letter paper tightly in his arms. He was completely confused and even forgot that he had a space ring that could put the letter paper into the space ring...
"Wait!" The three of them were fighting, and suddenly one of them stopped him and said, "Why is this guy so familiar?" Hearing the voice, it was from the 'Young Master'.
"Huh? Master, after hearing what you said, I remembered that this fat man is not a 'shame of Qianshi Academy'?" said a subordinate.
"Oh? He is the trash who has been studying for 7 years and 3rd grade in a row?" the young master said contemptuously.
"Yes, it's him."
"Damn it! Such a waste dares to chase Du Xiaoxiao? Beat me hard!!" The young master said viciously.
Chapter completed!