"Boss, have I passed?"

Zhou Youping looked shocked and couldn't help but look at the other party's "honor" with a disgust.

What kind of face is this?

The texture of the whole face looks like it is burned in the fire first, then soaked in water to make it swollen. It is best to use peppers to make the color red and gradually change to black. If you have to use something to describe it, it is: a rotten tomato.

Even the Haha can't get a "masterpiece" that is uglier than this!

In nature, it is estimated that only those random and long things in the deep sea can compete with them in terms of ugly things?

Seeing this face, coupled with the other party's abnormal reaction that he did not treat the injury as an injury, Zhou Youping instantly thought of someone...

Zhou Youping: "What's your name?"

The ugly face turned a terrible smile and replied: "Hello, boss! My name is Wade Wilson, and everyone calls me handsome Wade, and my Asian friends call me handsome, but I plan to use the stage name "Deadpool" in the future.

We've actually seen it! Bars, mercenaries, green giants, do you have any impression?”

Wade!

Deadpool!

It's you indeed!

Zhou Youping was instantly confirmed.

Before Zhou Youping could reply, he continued, "Boss, boss, you asked me for my name because I have passed, so I have to include my personnel file, right?"

Zhou Youping shook his head: "No!"

Although he is an "acquaintance" and this "acquaintance" is a guy with special abilities and can play a great role in some cases, Zhou Youping doesn't want to recruit people anymore. Even if he wants to recruit people, he doesn't want to recruit such "talents" to cause trouble for himself.

Wade looked miserable: "Why?!"

Zhou Youping gritted his teeth and made a sound from the gap between his teeth, saying, "Our premise is to 'the appearance agrees with the public's aesthetics'! You look... too niche!"

Wade took out a stack of photos from his pocket unconvincedly: "It is obvious that when I was in school, everyone praised me for being handsome! Look, I was twenty years old and just mature, this is sixteen years old, pink and tender... This is the artistic photo I took when I was two years old, the kind that I didn't wear clothes. Which one here is not a handsome guy?"

Zhou Youping looked at him quietly for two seconds, then took out his cell phone and took a photo at him, then placed the screen next to Wade's photo, then pointed to the screen of the phone and said, "At least this is not now."

Seeing this, Wade reached out and touched his face: "Oh! My face armor fell off!"

Zhou Youping took back his phone: "Do I want me to post online to ask netizens if you are handsome?"

Wade shook his head: "Don't, my handsome guy needs to be face to face to understand. Believe me, as long as I face me, few people in this world can not be 'impressed' by my handsome guy."

Zhou Youping was too lazy to pay attention to his slutty words, so he waved his hand directly: "Goodbye."

Wade: "Are you sure you won't let me pass?"

Zhou Youping: "Yes."

Wade pointed his scary head firmly: "Okay!"

Zhou Youping took a step back and prepared to close the door.

However, at this time...

Wade took out a hammer from somewhere? Then he thrust his body hard and quickly? In a short while, he deformed his wrists, chest, knees, etc.

After awakening, Wade has strong self-healing power and vitality. He can recover no matter what kind of damage he suffers? Even if he is hit by a vital point, he will not die. As long as there is still one cell left, he can complete self-regeneration!

In addition? He has strong adaptability to pain, and his whole body is like a zombie? Unless he is disabled? Otherwise, he will not lose his ability to move due to pain.

After doing this.

Bang-

Wade suddenly sat on the ground and shouted: "Big news! Zhou Youping beats innocent people! He is almost killing people!"

After shouting, he looked at Zhou Youping proudly, and then lay on the ground.

After Wade finished shouting, a few figures carrying cameras and microphones suddenly popped out from the grass among the flowers around him? Some "passers-by" also suddenly took off their casual jackets, exposed their uniforms, and then took out various equipment from all over their bodies...

After a while, Zhou Youping's house was surrounded by reporters.

After Wade heard the news, he decided to make up for something? Then he began to write a "suicide letter" on the ground with blood stained with his fingers.

Zhou Youping nodded to the reporters around him? Then he asked, "Have you taken it all?"

The reporters nodded one after another.

Then, Zhou Youping pointed to a place next to a door? He lowered his head and said to Wade: "I still have a close-up view."

Wade instantly realized that everything he did was photographed!

Seeing that Wade failed to get into the car? He immediately pulled his body up from the ground with his twisted body? He jumped and wanted to escape from the scene.

At this time, Zhou Youping looked down at what Wade had written before on the ground:

Me? The honest, friendly and handsome Wade went shopping today. He met someone who was jealous of my beautiful face and fists and fists. I was dying. Zhou Youping relied on his wealth and power to bully innocent passers-by, and asked kind-hearted people to uphold justice for me... (The following two hundred words are omitted)

Zhou Youping didn't finish reading it, but only saw the beginning. Zhou Youping couldn't help but say a sentence popped up in his mind - md, mentally retarded!

Good guys, they say they are "dead" and still talk nonsense. Isn't it good to have the strength to ask for help?

The next moment, Zhou Youping suddenly smiled, smiling very comfortably.

Everyone in Zhou Youping's "Friends" has high IQ, which puts a lot of pressure on Zhou Youping.

After the "Iron Fist", Zhou Youping finally met another well-known person who could give him a sense of superiority in terms of IQ!

If that's the case, don't say I won't give you a chance...

The next moment, a bloody hand flew out from Zhou Youping's bloody clothes.

The speed of nerve reflexes will affect Zhou Youping's speed of doing anything, which naturally includes reading and thinking.

Zhou Youping can read the 500-word articles easily in one second, which is much better than a single-picture ten lines!

Well, if it weren't for Zhou Youping's lack of brain use, and his brain circuit was different from that of ordinary people and his memory was not good, Zhou Youping could be considered a genius now.

Wade, who had difficulty legs and feet, just jumped out a few meters.

At this moment, a big hand suddenly squeezed his head tightly.

Well, Wade is a guy who is narcissistic and is not willing to hurt his face. Although his face is ruined, he can basically be used as plastic surgery...

Wade settled in an instant.

no way.

If other parts are caught, even Ding Ding would dare to cut the knife directly with one hand, but if his head and head are cut, he will lose consciousness until his brain recovers.

"Boss, is there something wrong?" Wade said with a grin.

That's what the saying goes?

Don't hit people with smiley faces.

But because Wade ran away before, he now turned his back to Zhou Youping, and Zhou Youping couldn't see his smiling face.

Thinking of this, Wade tried to turn around so that Zhou Youping could see his smiling face and use his smiling face to reduce the possibility of Zhou Youping attacking him.

Although he is not afraid of pain and can still be cured, it takes time to heal. If the injury is too severe, he will not be able to catch up with the part-time job in a while.

However, Zhou Youping didn't want to see his disgusting face. Wade's head was tightly held by bloody hands and could not move.

At this time, Zhou Youping spoke, "Tell you good news! Your slutty face touched me! So, I decided to give you a chance!"

Wade was instantly excited when he heard this!

Come here!

Not long ago, Wade had just destroyed his enemy who turned him into this appearance and reconciled with his girlfriend.

After Wade killed his enemy, he did not become obedient because of his marriage and having children. Instead, he planned to rely on his immortality to do things he wanted to do but dared not do because he was afraid of death and went all over the world to be a "crime nemesis", and he took the task to receive a bounty, then bought a car and a house with the bounty, and also prepared money to hold a wedding and honeymoon with his girlfriend.

However, good times did not last long.

Wade just started his own "crime nemesis", but for convenience, he received two tasks for the same city as the island country - two tasks of assassinating the gangster boss.

Well, if you make money, punish sins by the way. Wade thinks he is smart!

In order to complete this task, Wade borrowed a large sum of money from his friend to make the task fund.

As a result, after completing the task, I found that these two tasks had a characteristic. Their mission goals and the name of the reward publisher were changed to another task...

Yes, Wade killed both of his employers!

Wade couldn't get the money, and by the way he took the deposit he paid when he received the task.

Wade can be said to be penniless now!

Because of the "killing employer", Wade could no longer receive the task.

In order to maintain a life, Wade had to go out to work and make money honestly.

You said pay off your debt?

What a joke! Why did I repay the money I borrowed with my ability?

Wade kept looking for jobs through the Internet and newspapers, and then found Zhou Youping's recruitment information.
To be continued...