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Chapter 11 The Curse of the Crazy Radish

Houchi, who has never been good at opening his mouth and only likes to be in his heart, finally broke out. He never showed mercy again. He never stopped beating him until he couldn't say a word again. But even so, it did not stop him from showing off his sister's enthusiasm. He just condensed the previous praise words into one sentence.

"Your cultivation is too low and you can't beat me. Give up!"

"But I have a sister!"

"If you don't understand the formation, you can't get out of this formation."

"But I have a sister!"

"We have many disciples in Yuhua Sect, and you have no chance of winning."

"But I have a sister!"

"You don't know how to practice the tools, and the level of the magic tools you use is too low. It's normal to fold them to my hands now."

"But I have a sister."

"..." Turning up the table, it's amazing to have a sister. Did your Demon Lord get it from Xuanmei?

"But I have a sister!"

“…………”

He lost!

Unexpectedly, after so many years, he lost to the other party's mouth and the other party's words "Sister" with a look on his face. From then on, these two words existed in his deep mind like a spell.

It was not until the Silly Demon Lord disappeared that his life returned to his previous peace. There was no one Silly Demon in the world, and he was talking about his sister in his ear every day. Instead, he... was a little uncomfortable. He would also appear from time to time. Is his sister really that good? Is there anything that Silly Demon said so well? Are all the sisters in the world so magical? Or is it the only one of the sisters? It would be great if he had one too, and he really wanted to meet his sister, and so on such strange ideas that have bothered him for a hundred years.

Then, he actually saw...

When she first met her sister named Shi Xia, she was covered in mud and dirty from somewhere. She obviously had no cultivation, but she wanted to fight against the demon cultivator in the Golden Pill stage. She is worthy of being a brother and sister, even stupid enough to be so connected with blood.

But immediately, he refreshed his understanding of her stupidity, and she actually took the initiative to send herself to the immortal gate. She admitted her identity in public without blushing and breathing.

Houchi felt that if this continues, she would be fooled by herself, so she took her back impulse. She decided to take a closer look. This sister who was praised by the Demon Lord for being in the sky and on the earth, holding it in her hand is afraid of being broken, holding it in her mouth is afraid of being melted, and yelling about the cutest lovely in history and being curious about for a hundred years (the key point), where is the best place?

He looked at it for half an hour without blinking, and while looking at it, he echoed his mind, the more he looked at the various praises of the stupid Demon Lord, the more he felt that this clean-cleaned sister seemed to be... really... quite beautiful.

What's going on? Is this kind of sudden wanting to pinch and see if it's really impulse?

Well, this must be an illusion. He felt that he needed to calm down.

As a result, two days later, when he saw this sister again, she was sitting on the grass and gnawing something, her mouth bulged, like a rabbit. He suddenly remembered what the stupid demon Lord said, saying that her sister's face was soft and her hand felt very good. So he couldn't help but poke.

"What do you want to do?" Shi Xia looked at the pervert who suddenly appeared and poked her face with her finger. She was just so hungry that she ate a few radishes. Was he here to help his apprentice get the place back?

"Master, it's her! It's her who stole the food." The old man poked his head out from behind the back pond and pointed at Shi Xia with complaints.

"I just ate a few radishes."

"Nonsense, what radish?" Since she knew her name, the old man who turned against her face turned against her face was angry, "That is the purple jade ice ginseng. I have raised the purple jade ice ginseng for two hundred years! You actually chewed it as a radish. It turns out that you are a witch who does everything evil."

"It seems like you didn't eat it!" Shi Xia pointed to his claws, and there was still half of it.

The old man shook his hand and immediately threw away half of the radish in his hand, "This...this...this...this...this is what you framed me, I didn't eat it."

Is it true that the teeth on the carrots were chewed by dogs? "You have grown up and said, what is hiding behind others?" She didn't say anything when the two of them were obviously confused about their age. Don't you feel ashamed of your old man hiding behind others to file a lawsuit?

"I won't come out!" The old man snorted coldly, and instead pulled the corner of the back pond's clothes, crying so shockingly that he was not as good as a paradise and fairy-like figure. "Master, you have to make the decision for me! I have planted purple jade ice ginseng for two hundred years, two hundred years, and it's still two days away. She actually gnawed it as a radish. I just went to the medicine garden to see it, and I didn't leave a single one."

Shi Xia instantly felt like she was coming to the scene of a car accident. As expected, the old man was not easy to mess with.

"I really thought it was a carrot." She sighed.

The old man became more and more angry, "You are too rational! If you don't apologize to me today, I will follow you..."

"sorry!"

"..." The old man was so shameless that he apologized easily. He felt so unbalanced. He immediately turned to find a backer, "Master, you have to make the decision for your disciple..."

"What the hell are you going to do?" This old man just wanted to mess with the car? There is also the one next to him named Houchi, "When are you going to poke it?"

Houchi paused for a moment, then he took back the hand that was still poked on Shi Xia's face, but it was still expressionless, but bubbles began to burst into tears in his heart. That stupid thing is right, and my sister's face is soft! I really want to poke it again, why didn't she chew the carrot?

"Master..." The old man howled harder, "My poor purple jade ice ginseng!"

Purple Jade Ice Ginseng...

Houchi then realized what had happened before, and looked back at Shi Xia and said, "Did you eat?"

"Yeah." Shi Xia nodded honestly, "I thought it was a carrot. I said murderous aura... Oh, Mr. Houchi, I have been hungry for two days and I can't eat it. Also, you have caught the wrong person, so I'll explain it clearly now..."

"How many?" Hou Chi frowned and interrupted her directly.

Shi Xia was shocked by his serious affection and stretched out her entire claw, "About... five." Is the number of "several" related to the severity of her sentencing?

"First time, eat?"

"yes?"

“Is there any discomfort?”

"Ah?" What does it mean?

He frowned deeper, looked her up and down, "Purple Jade Ice Ginseng, wash the meridians and cut the veins, you..."

Gululu...

Before he could finish his words, Shi Xia's stomach suddenly made a sonorous and powerful sound, and a ecstasy echoed. She felt her stomach sink, and her whole body suddenly felt an indescribable sense of eagerness, which made her bend down with her stomach, and she was about to rush out of the door and swelled thousands of miles away. She instantly understood why Houchi asked that just now?

The stomach hurts so much...

She was a little unsteady for a moment and grabbed the person in front of her, "Please tell me where the toilet is nearest?"

Damn, the old man planted neither purple jade ice ginseng nor radish. Is his one like Badou?

The old man snorted coldly, "My disciple of Xiuling Peak has been away from the valley for many years, so where can I get such a dirty place like a toilet? I am afraid that the entire Yuhua Sect can only be found in Xiaoguan Peak, who lives in the new disciple... Huh? Where are you going, Master?"

Before he finished speaking, Houchi had already carried Shi Xiafei away. The direction that disappeared was Xiaoguan Feng. He suddenly had the illusion of being out of favor, and what had been promised to make decisions for him?

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So on this day, all the deacon disciples of Xiaoguan Peak saw a strange scene. The dragon saw its head but not its tail, and only existed on the legendary Taishang Ancestor Houchi Zun. He suddenly appeared in Xiaoguan Peak's backyard, standing more than ten steps away from the toilet, with a solemn expression and a pine and cypress. He stopped straight for five hours, and only left until the sun set.

The news spread quickly throughout the Yuhua Sect. The disciples couldn't help but speculate on the purpose of the Taishang Ancestor's trip. You must know that this ancestor never showed up to show Lingfeng easily. The last time he came out was to pursue the affairs of his ex-Demon Lord. So this time it must not be a simple action, it has profound meaning, otherwise why would he stay in Xiaoguan Peak alone for five hours?

The land outside the toilet must be very special and unique, so that the ancestor can stop for a long time, and maybe it is related to the induction of the way of heaven.

The more people thought about it, the more they felt that it was possible. So they spread it through ten thousand and hundreds of times. Daba's disciples followed the footsteps of the ancestor and went to this place from time to time to stop.

For a time, the land outside the toilet of Xiaoguan Peak became an excellent holy place for the Yuhua School to improve its practice and comprehend the way of heaven. The disciples were filled with endless streams of water, and it was hard to find a place, just to feel the extraordinary aura here like the ancestor.

Shi Xia, who had a stomachache for five hours and was exhausted, said: Can you not watch me get SHI?

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Shi Xia was taken back, unlike the last time she was unwilling to carry cats. This time she was a little moved. After all, not everyone could do it. She took a person who had just been exhausted from the toilet without changing her face. Well, although she had already lifted her pants.

But just because of this, Shi Xia also felt that this person named Houchi was a good person than the old man who was involved in the car accident. At least he did not touch the car accident. Unfortunately, her touch only lasted less than two minutes, because the next moment, she was thrown into the pool.

Gulu took several sips of cold water, and drank her little touch with a slight sound. Only then did she realize that she seemed to know how to swim.

"Help!" She suddenly panicked and struggled to wave her hands, but the culprit on the shore had turned around and left, waved her sleeves without taking away a cloud.

Damn, wait.

"Help...help..." She began to wave her hands and feet, and used all her strength to save herself, kicked her legs hard, and then... she stood up.

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Chapter completed!
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