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Section 99, Uncle Yang's Invincible Small Steel Cannon

The big guy struggled desperately, trying to break free from the shackles of the four people on it, and I wanted to strangle myself to death at this time. I actually used too much force and tore the soul-suppressing talisman out in half!

damn it!

I yelled angrily, then shouted loudly: "Stop it, I'll give this bastard a piss!"

"Hurry up, his grandma's thing is so strong." The fat man screamed.

I quickly pulled the kettle full of boy's urine, took off the kettle with one hand, but couldn't pour it out with the other hand. In desperation, I tore open the mask on my mouth and wanted to use my teeth to unscrew the button cover of the kettle.

But, at this moment, an accident happened.

I heard Xiaoqi shouting wildly: "Brother Yang, we can't control it anymore!"

Immediately afterwards, I felt a black cloud suddenly swaying from my head. The big guy's arms actually dragged the two of them and raised their arms, waving them directly at me.

What's even more unlucky is that while swaying, my cold-faced feet were hanging on the kettle in my hand.

With a puff, the kettle flew away!!!

"My!!!" I cursed angrily with red eyes.

"Go down to me!" I felt my angry cold face, realized the mistake he made, and also launched anger to attack. Because there were two living people hanging, the raised hand swinged too much, and it went around behind the big guy's head. At this moment, cold face hugged the arm with both hands tightly, and his feet suddenly hooked the big guy's shoulder blades.

"Damn Xiaoqi, do you have some soul-suppressing talisman for me?" I shouted loudly.

"No more! They all fell to the ground!" Xiao Qi hugged the big man's arm, and the sound became smelly.

At this moment, I heard a cold face making a muffled groan, and his body joints made an unnatural crackling sound.

"Idiot Yang Guang! You, can't pee?" Ye Yi suddenly scolded.

Bang! I gave myself a mouthful.

He cursed me as a pig! Then he yelled wildly: "Fuck it, look at my invincible little steel cannon!"

Go, your uncle, isn’t this guy’s head and eyes just in front of me? I can take off my pants and pee, I will shoot you to death! I didn’t expect that Uncle Yang, my first small cannon fire extinguishing is actually used on this.

"Why don't you hurry!!!" Ye Yi roared.

I don’t fucking know how to hurry up? The belt can’t be unbuttoned!

Unbuttoned my belt and took out a small steel cannon. The strong tension made me urinate like a spring, like the Yellow River flooding without getting rid of it.

The big guy felt the biggest crisis in his life, and its swaying frequency became more rapid.

My upper body was like a wind-facing grass in the wind, and I actually wanted to throw me off.

I can make you get what you want, I am your grandson! I endured the discomfort caused by shaking, held the small steel cannon with one hand and tightly held the big guy's eyes with the other.

Burn! No, pee, no, grass... I don't know how to say this bold statement.

Anyway, the next moment, I will be thrilled!!!

I peed out, aimed at its eye sockets without bias, and of course...and one of my hands.

That warm feeling is so warm and so damn! It’s so stimulating!

Roar! Roar! Roar!!

The big guy shook his body wildly, and I watched the green flames in its sockets become weaker and weaker.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the fat man shouting: "It's going to fall!!!"

I felt that the ground was getting closer and closer to my sight, and I... and I was still urinating like a spring at this time.

I opened my teeth and clutched my eyes tightly with my claws... Well, the rest of my urine must have been on my pants. For more than 20 years... Since I met Ye Yi, I have broken through the limits one after another! Ye Yi, I hate you!!!

Bang!

The huge body and the five of us fell heavily to the ground, stirring up thick bone meal on the ground.

...

"Are you still alive?"

Cough cough cough!!!

Ahem!

Ahem!

"School Officer Liao, are you okay? Fat Brother! Xiaoqi, Ye Yi?" I supported myself with my hands and trembled and stuffed the small steel cannon back into my crotch. The dust covered our sight. My glasses were covered with dust and I couldn't see anything. I could only shout loudly.

"fine!"

"I can't die!"

"It hurts so much!"

"fine."

I heard the voices of several brothers, and then I shouted excitedly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"What's the name!" Ye Yi shouted loudly.

I almost cried with joy and said, "I'm still alive, haha, we're all still alive."

The smoke of gunpowder disappeared, and the brothers were all lying on the ground in a mess. I simply put it on my side and lay on the big guy's chest. I took a breath after trying it, but I almost choked to death by bone powder. I quickly found a anti-virus mask and put it on it. I casually wiped off the bone powder dust from the glasses with my fingers. I ignored Ye Yi scolded me, and then shouted loudly: "Can anyone come to help me? My calves are weak and I can't stand up."

"Then you just lie down when we can move?" Ye Yi said loudly.

Hehe, hehe~~

About ten minutes later, we all recovered a lot of our physical strength.

They stood up from the ground one by one, and then saw each other's appearance, and they couldn't help laughing. This was a joy that survived the disaster.

However, after laughing... a deep worry climbed into our hearts.

This is the first weird gate, and it almost wiped out our entire army. How should we go about the road ahead?

In order to prevent accidents, Xiaoqi and the fat man stood up, found three soul-squeezing talismans on the ground, and pasted them on the big skull.

Then, I returned to the previous room. Several men were not pretentious at this time. They took off their clothes and patted their bodies casually with dry towels they carried with them. The place was dry and cold, so I dared not wipe it with water. But I was unlucky and had to wash the small cannon with water. The dust here was too heavy.

Slap your clothes casually and try to disperse the bone meal on it.

"Monk, are you okay?" Ye Yi walked to Fahua and asked in a low voice.

"Not hindrance for the time being." said the Fahua.

"If it doesn't work, don't force it."

"Don't worry."

"School Officer Liao, how are you?"

"fine."

"Where are you? Who is injured?" Ye Yi said.

I put on my clothes, then raised my injured left hand, to be precise, the hand that had swollen into a pig's trotter due to the broken tendons, and said, "I think I can eat pig's trotters."

Ye Yi frowned and looked at my hand, and asked in a deep voice: "What's going on?"

I smiled bitterly and said, "When I was playing bungee jumping, I broke the tendons of my fingers."

"Xiaoqi, come here to deal with it for you Brother Yang." Ye Yi called Ye Xiaoqi.

Xiaoqi said aloud, walked to me with a temporary first aid kit and looked at my palm.

"Try to relieve pain and swelling for him." Ye Yi ordered: "Fatty, go with me and check out the inside."

"Okay." The fat man nodded and responded, and the two of them jumped into the wind gate again.

...

"Brother Yang, I have two methods here. The first traditional method is that I don't know how much your tendons have broken and whether they are all broken. You can be fixed. You are not allowed to use your left hand for the time being."

I quickly interrupted and said, "Not now! Tell me the second method."

"The second method is to let Master Fahua activate the talisman filled with the most yang energy in his hand, and use Buddhism to close your meridians. Before you go out, your hands will not be uncomfortable. The disadvantage is that you will suffer after you go out, and pain will burst out at that time. It is impossible to make the injury worse because of inappropriateness. Brother Yang, I suggest you use the first method." Xiao Qi said.

I frowned and looked at Ye Yi and Fatty who were calculating on the 'door', and said, "Can the yang energy in that talisman be used to treat Master Fahua and me at the same time?"

"It's OK in theory, but I still have to ask Master Lotus. I don't know much about Buddhism. This is just a suggestion."

At this time, the Lotus Sutra not far away said: "The Buddha's Sutra on the Treatment of Diseases can temporarily suppress the pain of injuries and diseases."

"How much is the range of treatment? What is the time-consuming?" I asked.

"The scope of treatment is hard to say. I should be within three feet of my monk. As for the timeliness, I can treat it simply. Most of my Buddhist and Buddhist powers can temporarily seal the meridians for Donor Yang to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. It can ensure that within three days, your fingers will not feel any discomfort. However, as Donor Xiaoye said, after three days, Donor Yang may have another pain."

I laughed, shook my left hand like a pig's hoof and said, "It's better than losing combat power now. Then let's just say that. When Ye Yi comes back, I'll bother Master Fahua."

"Okay." Fahua nodded.

About half an hour later, Fatty and Ye Yizhe returned.

I said what happened just now, Ye Yi thought for a moment and nodded and said, "It's okay, we really need to adjust. Well, let's do this. Before opening the second channel, we can collect more talismans to spare."

"That's a waste of time." said the fat man.

"No, there should be zombies and souls behind the wall. What we need to do is to keep them as much as possible and extract the ultimate yang power contained in their bodies." Ye Yi said.

"Then let's start moving quickly. There's not much time!" I said. Well, I felt uncomfortable in pain and my tone was a little impatient.

He did what he said, and the few people were not pretentious. Except for me facing the Lotus monk, the other four people turned their backs to the Lotus, as close to the Lotus as possible.

The monk Fahua triggered the talisman hidden in his arms, activate the wind-like yang energy that exists in his internal energy, and then activates the source of magic power in his body, chanting the "Buddha's Sutra on Treatment and Treatment of Diseases" in his mouth. The Buddha's light that faded into the silk spreads from the body of the Lohua and spreads into our bodies.
Chapter completed!
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