Updated: 2012-06-14

(New story~~ Please help me recommend it, collect it, and leave a claw mark. I have not given away more than 30 essences this month, I am so depressed.)

Take possession of the magpie's nest!

Do you believe it?

I believe it!

In recent years, tourism is booming, and most cities have invested hundreds of millions of dollars to build temples.

The leaders at that time were probably also a pioneer who focused only on economic interests. Without investigating the background of the temple, they decided to build a Buddhist temple.

The temple site was given to the Lao Buddha. How could the little god like Yin God rob this big Buddha? He had no choice but to live there.

Now this is going well! But the problem comes with it.

Ye Yi and I both had a headache.

For hair?

That place where Yin Shen doesn’t live. Could it be that I don’t want this house? Or should we invest in the renovation and construction of Yin Shen? Isn’t this a loss-making deal?

We thanked the man with glasses and found a teahouse casually. We stared at each other with big eyes, and neither of us could hold it back.

After half a cup of bitter tea, I looked up and said, "How about we don't want this house, right?"

Ye Yi smiled bitterly and said, "It's better that simple. This time we were plotted against by Zhou Datong."

"What?" Why is it related to Zhou Datong?

Ye Yi said: "You didn't pay attention? Zhou Datong is the developer of this house. The house has been improved by Feng Shui Bureau. I was surprised that Zhou Datong was so kind. Every time he built a house, he would have Feng Shui masters to show Feng Shui? It turned out that this is the reason! From the beginning of his statement that this house was given to me, he had already calculated me, and without knowing it, he promised you. From a certain perspective, we have reached a contract state. I accepted that this house is mine. And I gave it to you, then it is yours.

What’s even more annoying is that yesterday we recruited the Yin God. He got into your body, even if he recognized your status. In the morning, I pulled you to that strange place and gave you such an important reminder. What is it? Do you really think you want to save you three times in vain? That’s to give him a regular sacrifice to God and perform once a year. Three animals and five animals, now you can’t even send it out, so don’t do it! It’s okay to cheat people, but you can’t deceive God??? It can’t be done! There are gods three feet above your head. Damn, this time the matter is over, I’m going to find a venue for Zhou Datong.”

Ye Yi was chatting there alone, I was completely stupid!

Why did this stupid thing fall on me? This fucking world has indeed not been in vain for lunch.

I asked, "What the hell do?"

"I don't know." Ye Yi answered me like this. Then he looked at my miserable face and could only sigh and said, "This is my fault. Let's go to Vajra Temple later. I know the abbot of Caimi. See if my face can save some money."

Damn it!

Abbot of the money-loving abbot?

Ye Yi said: "The abbot of Vajra Temple is a very capable person, with Buddhist principles and Buddhist scriptures. He is considered a person with high magic power. He is the only one who is greedy for money."

At around 4 o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Yi and I drove to the Vajra Temple in the suburbs.

At this time, the incense tourists were still in full swing. I have to admire the leader who advocated relocating here. In terms of publicity, Vajra Temple was directly promoted as the ruins of a certain monk's former site, and a monk named Fahua, who is very famous in the Buddhist world, has hired. The tourism resources, projects and reputation here are fully utilized. It has become the leading tourist destination in D City. The incense is very prosperous.

The car parked outside the back door of Vajra Temple, but Ye Yi did not go in, but called.

After a while, Master Fahua, dressed as a monk, came out from the side door. When he saw Ye Yi, he looked at Ye Yi with a smile, kind, kind, and full of relatives. I felt a little numb. How did this person cultivate his temperament? This temperament overflowed, making people ignore his appearance.

A shiny head is the biggest feature of appearance, that is, it has no black background at all. It is shiny and shiny. It can still shine with the light of wisdom under the sunset.

When Master Fahua saw Ye Yi, he yelled the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, is Donor Ye here to give alms to the poor monk?"

Ye got off the car and leaned against the car door, and said with a slight smile: "Yes, I'm here to invest in you. How much discount will you give me?"

"Amitabha, donor Ye, this is a Buddhist holy land. How can you be deceived by the worldly Atu? Do you think it's 20% off?"

“It’s expensive.”

"Right, wrong, grudges, grudges, and lingering are all causal relationships, and retribution for reincarnation. It is great for the donor to give more charity. The temple will inevitably be grateful, and you can also establish the fruit of immortality for the donor and seek prosperity for the donor in the next life. I wonder how much money the donor is willing to give?"

"Speak human words."

"What are you going to do? A 30% off for small things and a 50% off for big things, and no bargaining is allowed." Fahua said this, and at that moment he was full of mercy.

"Buy one divine position for 200,000 yuan." Ye Yi said, holding two fingers.

"Amitabha, please come back by the donor." Fahua actually turned around and left.

"Add to go to the hospital for free," said Ye Yi.

"Trade." Fahua turned around and came back.

But for some reason, whether it was Ye Yi or Fahua, one did not take the initiative and the other did not invite him. It seemed that the temple gate was not behind him. The two shook hands, and it seemed that even if an agreement was reached, Ye Yi got into the car and left. Monk Fahua returned to the temple.

On the way back, I asked in confusion: "Why don't you go in? Is this a profit or a loss?"

Ye Yi said: "I don't go in because all gods belong to Yin. The more the incense is, the more intense the Yin energy of the divine attributes will be. Ordinary people can harmonize Yin and Yang here, and monks even practice with the Yin energy of the divine attributes. But we are different. We do not believe in Buddhism and are always engaged in dealing with Yin gods and ghosts. Therefore, this Yin energy with God attributes should be less contaminated. Otherwise, once you are stared at by a powerful guy one day, you will mistakenly think that we will attack on it. As for whether you make a profit or lose money this time, it is really hard to say. When he arranges a room, he will call me. I believe that the Yin God will be satisfied with it."

I said, "How do you know that the Yin God will be satisfied?"

Ye Yi gave me a blank look and said, "Would you like to let you live in Zhongnanhai?"

I:"……"

"Where are we going now?" I asked with a question.

Ye Yi smiled and said, "Everyone goes back to their own houses, each of them looks for their mothers. Tomorrow, I will take you to Zhou Datong, sign the contract, and after the house is signed, we will wait for the call from Fahua. After he finds a place, we will open the altar and formally welcome the Yin Shen to the Vajra Temple as permanent residents."

I couldn't help but say, "What a trouble, have you been like this before?"

Ye Yi said: "It's true. Nothing happened before. But since we met you, troubles have been going on."

I smiled and said, "I've been having trouble for a long time, my buddy is still a broom."

"Hahaha." Ye Yi parked downstairs of my house. I opened the car door and asked him if he wanted to go up for dinner. Ye Yi politely refused again, but when I closed the door, he said: "Remember to bring your ID tomorrow."

know!
Chapter completed!