Section 18, Corpse Smell and Boy's Urine (Part 2), Continue
Update time: 2012-08-08
Ye nodded and said to Professor Yuntian, who had not spoken around him: "Professor Yun, we cannot find the water source tomorrow, so we must find it. We cannot take another step in."
Professor Yuntian said: "Okay, this time someone died, and it's nothing even if the mission is withdrawn. But, I don't know how long it will take to come here again next time." He was still a little regretful when he said this.
I asked, "Professor Yun, can you tell me what tomb is here? Why do so many people want to unravel the secrets here."
Professor Yun sighed and said, "In such a dangerous place, I don't know if I have the courage to come for the second time in my life. Even if I say it, you don't believe it. Let's not say it."
I smiled and shook my head again, knowing that Professor Yuntian still couldn't trust us on this.
Ye Yi said: "No matter what you want to do, I hope to think clearly before making a decision."
Professor Yuntian nodded and said, "I understand, but in this situation... what should we do?"
Ye Yi said: "Listen to us, if we can't find the water source, we will go out, if we can go out."
The fat man who had been thinking about the side interrupted, "I thought of one thing. If the fragrance here is the smell of corpse, then all of us have been infected with corpse poison! Only those infected with corpse poison will quickly rot after death."
Ye Yi said: "I know, do you have any more?"
The fat man said, "Don't interrupt me, listen to me. I know there is a way to detoxify the corpse."
Ye Yi turned his eyes, looked at me, and said, "Yang Guang, your business is here."
I said, "What do you think of me? The corpse poison I know can be removed, such as glutinous rice, mugwort, sheep blood, little eggs, boy urine... Um, boy urine?" I immediately understood what Ye Yi said.
I cursed: "Ye Yi, can you be more disgusting?"
Ye Yi shrugged his shoulders, and his frivolous expression made his proposal very vulgar.
The fat man was surprised and said, "Brother Yang, are you still a boy?"
I really wanted to curse, but this was not the time to argue about this, so I replied: "I will take off this hat as soon as possible."
Then, I lowered my head and asked, "I'm not the only one who urinated on a boy?"
Ye Yi said: "But you live in a divine house, and your body is different from that of ordinary people."
I said, "But, it's necessary to drink urine to relieve corpse poison. How disgusting."
Ye Yi said: "Then you can choose not to drink it. We don't disgust it." When I looked at him, the Adam's apple rolled in the opposite direction. Is this behavior a pervert who likes to drink boys' urine? Or does it roll the Adam's apple like me because I want to vomit? Do I feel a little slandering Ye Yi?
Professor Yuntian was confused when he heard it. He didn't react until he heard us say that he was drinking boy's urine and asked, "You guys say that boy's urine? Why? You really want to drink that thing?"
Fatty Zhao Lei nodded and said, "That's right, everyone will drink it later."
Professor Yuntian frowned and said, "Drinking urine is not healthy, and this thing does not have any special substances, what's the use?"
Ye Yi said: "The boy's urine has the purity and bright yang energy, which can dispel all defilements and filth."
"Okay, even if you drink boy urine, can you ensure your safety?" Professor Yun asked very seriously. His scholarly attitude towards such a thing was fully revealed, and he seemed to want to find out the bottom line.
Ye Yi frowned and said, "I don't need to explain, and I can't explain it clearly. It's your business whether you love to do it or not." Ye Yi was already a little annoyed. After all, Professor Yuntian was not me, nor was he fat. His existence could never be integrated into our circles and fields. It would be meaningless if he explained or not.
The fat man smiled and was too lazy to explain. I could only shrug and said, "The boy can only pee for the time being. If we want to be here for a long time, we may have to drink continuously."
Professor Yuntian looked around the people around him and said, "This may make everyone feel resistant."
Ye Yi threw a sentence: "If you don't want to die, don't drink it if you don't know what to do."
The botanists finally disappeared completely under our gaze, without even a single bone residue. It seemed that this strange land was like a lion who had been hungry for several weeks, swallowing all the flesh and blood on this land.
As Professor Yuntian mentioned, we simply held a memorial service, dug a hole, buried a piece of clothing worn by a botanist, and made a tomb. There was no tombstone, no name or epitaph. Then we set up camp and we set off on the road again.
The boy's urine has naturally been distributed. As for how these people drink, it is not within our consideration. On the contrary, we have already made the worst plans in our minds. According to Zhao Lei's negative statement, they are all going to die anyway, and they still care about eating shit and peeing? So, he was the first to close his eyes and shouted: "Even if he wants to go back, he must take the medicine first to go out alive." He took a sip of the urine with a strong smell. After retching, he sipped a few more mouthfuls of water, and tears were moistened in his eyes.
With the fat man taking the lead, the others took a sip for their lives. Compared to us, those intellectuals were mentally prepared and started vomiting in the first sip. Ye Yi was quite perverted and actually sipped in small sips. However, I saw that the veins on his forehead were very high and his eyes were almost suffocating. It was really not easy to pretend to be relaxed and casual!
I even gritted my teeth! Mom, it's my own urine anyway, and I won't lose money after drinking it. Others will drink it! Once such a vicious and vulgar idea is formed, I suddenly feel that I am so fucking superior, and a sense of superiority arises! It tastes... I won't describe it. Anyway, I won't say such a lie to the good taste.
Just before dark on the third day, we had another situation, which completely confirmed the botanists' speculation.
Around the evening, although the sun was not visible, the skylight could still be transmitted through the fog above the head. The fat man agreed to make a horizontal ruler, but according to the carving method, he dug a groove in the middle of a flat branch. The water will form a horizontal plane inside. With this simple method, we can better distinguish the direction of our travel. This direction is consistent with the previous guess of forest survival expert Sui Xiang. The direction of the growth of the moss is on the uphill, and the direction of our travel is exactly upward. Although there is no way to determine the direction, we can find the height by using the level ruler. The two verified each other and finally determined the direction.
And this! It took us two and a half days and we also saved a life!
The horses sitting down began to feel uneasy and kept sniffing.
Hululu, Hulululu, and there were even two horses who refused to move forward.
The animals' actions surprised us, but before we could find the root cause, we heard the young man from the Miao village in front shouting! Ye Yi immediately rode his horse over, then rushed back, and said to me and the fat man beside him: "He said there was a sound of water in front."
There is water!!!
This news is really the best one I have heard these days. I hurriedly found Professor Yuntian and Sui Xiang and told them about this.
There was a bush in front. For some reason, the bush was not a small leaf, but a needle like a pine tree. The Miao guy in front was accidentally stabbed and immediately started bleeding. It seemed that the small pinhole pierced the skin, and it tended to be unable to stop the blood, and gradually evolved into a gushing like a water gun. This sudden situation made us panic for a moment. Fortunately, forest expert Sui Xiang was clever and took out the hemostatic bandage they equipped with and the paste that could effectively stop bleeding.
But even so, when the blood was stopped, the young man in Miao Village had turned pale. He was arranged to rest with the team behind him. The rest of the people carefully cut off the solid bushes with a hijab. In order to avoid being injured again, Sui Xiang asked us to add a half-meter-long branch to the hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hijab hi
Several people began to break through the bushes that were hindering people's progress. I suddenly thought of a problem that had been ignored before, stood up, turned around and ran away.
[Tell me something about eating] If you don’t eat at night, don’t be lazy, don’t wash or clean, just put it in the kitchen. That’s called dead food, Apiao is so artificial. If you like that Apiao often comes to your house for dinner in the middle of the night, I’ll have nothing to say. Maybe the person who eats next time will not be a meal...
This chapter was written by Fatty until four o'clock in the morning. It was really useless to delete and reduce the middle. Nothing else, starting from this section, basically the story has entered the middle stage, and the previous preparation work has basically ended. ** It has also begun. Fatty knows that I was a bit bored when I read the previous sections. Although Fatty insisted that this was not a water injection, it was still quite dull. After all, they were all laying stories. If you want to make a beautiful story, you must first have a laying range.
The Fatty lays about 15 chapters before the end is finished. In the third story, the Fatty still lays a lot, especially for the bone in the Siheyuan, Ye Yi's reason to return to the Miao Village in Lingnan and his motivation to enter the Migu Valley. Until now, the first person who died appeared, and the above-mentioned mystery of death has been added. In this section, a subsequent effect has been added. Starting from the story of tomorrow, it will be greatly accelerated in terms of time. Specifically, it depends on Fatty.
Chapter completed!