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Chapter 93 Ice and Fire Double Heaven

"Li Ang, that's not a place to pee!"

Mrs. Juventus easily destroyed Li Ang’s cold disguise with just one sentence.

"Your mother!" Li Ang, who had worked so hard to make him not pay attention, was sunk by a word. The touch on his hand made him realize that he was still a young man in the spring period, so his body immediately responded.

"Your mother is here!" But Mrs. Juventus, who didn't understand the seriousness, reluctantly rubbed her butt on his thigh, and then seemed to feel something was wrong, and immediately said with concern: "Li Ang, are you going to be unable to hold it in? It feels so hard. If it doesn't work, mom will ask you to pee first."

"Concentrate on peeing and don't talk!" Li Ang said nothing now, so he simply transferred the conflict.

However, Mariya said in embarrassment: "You are not right for peeing, you will pee on your hands!"

"I..." Li Ang held back for a while and didn't say the three words "fuck your mother" later. After all, she replied again: Your mother is here, so are you fucking or not? After calming down, Li Ang said: "It's too dark here, and I can't determine the exact location. What should you do."

"I'll tell you the position, just adjust it." Maria quickly gave him the answer.

There was no other way, and Li Ang had to agree and said, "Okay."

"A little up..." "A little up." "A little deeper... well..." "A little deeper."

"Hey!!!" Li Ang felt that the problem of command was not very big. "How could it be deeper! Do you mean to let me insert the bottle mouth into it?!"

"Yes, you spread those two lips apart..."

"Enough! Just pee like this!!"

Breaking apart! Li Ang felt that his bottom line was challenged again, although most people thought he didn't have this thing.

"But, this will really miss it!" Maria was very hesitant.

However, Li Ang had already made up his mind. "If you miss it, you have to solve it like this! If you miss it, I will help you continue, what are you afraid of!"

This time, Maria did not explain again. Since Li Ang had already said this, she naturally understood that nothing else was meaningless. Without the sound of words, it was replaced by the sound of flowing water. In addition, there was a sound of water that changed from slow to rapid. When pouring water into the bottle, the higher the water level, the more rapid the water sound. After the sound of water gradually stopped, as Maria said, a few water flowed down her lips and came to Li Ang’s hands.

This time, Li Ang also understood that using bottles is actually a special case for men. For women, they must use a chamber pot to help her continue like they did in the refugee camp last time. Only the wide interface of the chamber pot can wrap the entire gap, like a bottle for drinking water...

Because it was dark and there was not much extra space, Li Ang could only continue to hold her on to her after Madam Juventus was convenient, so we have to emphasize again that this posture is really terrible.

After solving the problem, he did not immediately throw away the bottle of "holy water". Because metabolism is an important part of the body's heat dissipation, the bottle of water took away a lot of heat from him and his adopted mother's body. He stuffed the water bottle into Maria's coat so that she could have another thermos to provide heat tonight.

This is true in extreme environments. No matter how dirty and vulgar things you think are, you must do that so that you can survive. Just like this bottle of urine, you cannot throw it away at will just because it is dirty; just like the convenient position just now, you cannot choose not to do it because of embarrassment.

No matter how bad the surrounding situation is, people always have to live. Only those who survive can be noble, and those who die will be a pool of mud. What to say: It is better to die noble than to live in a low voice - in nature, living is noble!

All the problems that should be solved were solved, and there was an extra thermos. Li Ang quickly hugged Mrs. Juventus and fell asleep again.

When the sun rose again the next day, Li Ang carried his adopted mother and started to go down the mountain. The destination was very clear, that was the huge volcano in the middle of the snow ridge. According to legend, there were some stories about the goddess of ice and the goddess of fire here, which eventually created an ice field, and a volcano was left in the ice field.

Li Ang’s goal is that volcano, because it is an active volcano. Active volcano means there is enough heat there, and enough heat means there are other creatures. What does it mean to have creatures? The chicken tastes, crispy!

Even if Li Ang eats the remaining food alone, it will only be enough for three days. If two people eat it, it will only be enough for one and a half days. And this is still according to the minimum allocation standard. If you eat this method, let alone three days, even if you have one more day, Li Ang will be so hungry that he can't hold on. He only eats one meal a day, but it is still black bread without any oil and water, and the portion is not enough. This is impossible for people to persevere for ten days in this extremely cold environment!

Even if there is the existence of the Virgin, if you want to rely on this food reserve to escape from the snow field, there is only one word to describe it - Li Ang looked up at the sun in the sky, and then confirmed: Dreaming during the day!

So he had to find a new source of food in the snow field, so he had to take a detour to the volcano, where he could get enough supplies, and only there he could find hope to rush out of the snow field. Although such a detour would increase the itinerary by one or two days, he and his adopted mother were not in a hurry. As long as they could go out alive and walk for one month or two months, what if they were to do it?

There is no need to worry about the royal pursuits in this snow field. If you can obtain enough food sources and find a safe and warm rest area, it is not impossible to live in this snow field for the rest of your life.

Li Ang has no great ideals or ambitions. Even if he travels through time, he just wants to stay at home and play games all day. This is the bad nature of an otaku. It is not something that can be changed by saying "Ah, I traveled through time, I want to conquer the world!"

Besides, his adopted mother's body is now rigid, which is exactly what he fulfilled his original promise: If one day you fall into my hands... Cough, if one day you are unable to move, I will help you go to the bathroom, take a bath, and brush your teeth! (Yes, his original promise was not all kinds of PLAY! This kind of zombie scattered is not prepared to make the Virgin inactive!)

Two days and two nights after setting the target, Li Ang, who had been out of food for a long time, finally took Maria to the active volcano in the snow field and came to this place of ice and fire overlapping.
Chapter completed!
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