Chapter 59 The Correct Use of Lovers
After returning home, Li Ang entered the field. After a day of travel, he and Huo Wu had already arrived at the Breeze Grassland.
"Is this the grassland? It's so beautiful!"
"It feels like the sea!" Looking at the scene of green grass waves rolling on the endless grassland, Huo Wu sighed.
"Yes, the grassland is the ocean on land. It nurtures life, it encompasses life, and it is a symbol of the tenderness of Mother Earth." Although Li Ang's understanding of the grassland is limited to the TV set, this does not prevent him from pretending that he knows the grassland very well.
Not long after entering the grassland, they came to the Qifeng Tribe. Li Ang thought about what he wanted to do next and said, "Huowu, you can just stroll around the village by yourself. I will go to find you after I finish the work."
Because Li Ang will go to find the heroine Liang Sao from Dongfang next, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Li Ang chose to let her take the initiative to avoid it. Besides, there are no other players in the Jifeng Tribe yet, so Li Ang doesn't have to worry about the troubles in the royal capital happening here.
"Hey? Don't you take me to play with you?" Huo Wu still didn't want to be separated from Li Ang.
However, some things are necessary, so Li Ang could only repeat: "I have some things now, which are not convenient to take you there. I will come here to play with you later. Is this OK?"
Li Ang explained everything he should say, so even Huo Wu did not continue to get entangled, so Li Ang went to find the heroine. It didn't take long for him to see Liang Sai'er who was choosing a task in the notice board. Since there was no need to clean the task now, Liang Sai'er was very picky when choosing a task - she only chose the kind of tasks that needed her help very much, such as transporting props and recovering lost items, she was too lazy to do it.
"It's been three months..." Liang Saoer looked at the signboard, and was so impressed that she didn't even notice that a guy like Li Ang came in... when she approached her, she didn't notice it.
"I've been pregnant for three months? I haven't seen it!" I didn't know what she was thinking, so Li Ang decisively teased her and brought her back to reality.
"What...you, you, you!" Hearing Li Ang's voice suddenly, Liang Sai'er was shocked, so he spoke a little unclear. "You" didn't make any sense after a long time.
So Li Ang nodded and said, "Yeah, hello!"
"What's good! Not good at all!" Liang Sai'er said angrily, then said, "What have you been doing in the past few months? Leave a sentence 'I've only been living for half a year', and then disappeared without saying a word. I really thought you were dead!"
"Well, I almost died!" Li Ang thought about the corpse tide in the Undead Mountains, and then said, "But my life is still relatively high, so I survived."
"That's right, good people don't live long, and the disaster will last for thousands of years. I knew you, a bad person, would not die so easily." Liang Sae said with relief, but he didn't know whether this was praising him or damaging him.
"But the problem is that I am a good person!" Not to mention how many good person cards Li Ang has received on Earth, even here, Li Ang has been issued a "good brother" card by many little loli, and her adopted mother has also issued a "good boy" card.
"Besides, it's still unknown whether I can survive after three months."
"You bad guy will definitely not die, don't talk nonsense!"
Seeing Liang Sai'er so nervous, Li Ang said proudly: "I didn't expect that you would care about me so much, which really makes me flattered!"
"Who... who... who cares about you! I'm just afraid that if you die, no one will cast a magic weapon to revenge me!" At this time, Liang Sae'er was like a cat with a tail stepped on, roaring at Li Ang with her teeth and claws: "If it weren't for that matter, I would definitely wish you, a bad guy, would die soon!"
Hearing this, Li Ang took out a weapon that had been prepared long ago. It was the star iron sword he made with expert-level divine weapon forging before coming. Although it was not as good as a real divine weapon, this weapon could be regarded as a good sword that cuts iron like mud.
Then he handed out the Star Iron Sword and said, "Although it is not a real magic weapon, it should be better than the one you used now from the blacksmith shop. And if I really die in three months, I can give you an explanation in advance."
"That's not possible! What I want is a real magic weapon, not your broken iron!" Although it was broken iron, she still cherished the weapon that Li Ang gave her in cloth, and then she continued: "So in order to avoid you from escaping our promise by dying, I decided to follow you next, and I will always follow you until you create a weapon that satisfies me!"
"Wow, I didn't expect you like me so much?" After looking at Liang Sai'er's information, his favorability has increased to 90 due to gifts, so there is no problem with Li Ang's inference. But, it's better to be clear about some words yourself, but once you say them, it's not good.
Li Ang knew that Liang Sai'er had a weak face and would definitely go wild after hearing that, but he still said aloof, and he had to look at her shy appearance. So things were as everyone knew. Liang Sai'er's face turned red, and then she said excitedly: "Who...who...who will like you! Why don't you die, a bad guy!"
After getting satisfactory results, Li Ang began to say seriously: "I'm not kidding anymore. Actually, there are still very important things I have to look for you."
But what responded to him was a sentence "Go to die!"
In general games, after you tease the NPC, you can recover as soon as you clear your hatred, but it is obviously not possible in this world. So even though Li Ang apologized seriously and said, "That joke might have been a bit too much, but I really have something important to you need your help, please don't make a fuss."
But I still can't be forgiven.
"Hmph, who cares about you!" Liang Sai'er turned her head aside angrily.
Knowing that she is a knife-like mouth and a slander, Li Ang simply changed her strategy and said, "Since that's the case, I'd better find a way myself."
After saying this, he planned to turn around and leave. With Liang Sai'er's personality, he believed that if he couldn't walk out, Liang Sai'er should ask him on his own initiative: What kind of help do he need to help.
And the fact is indeed the case. After Li Ang made a move to turn around and leave, Liang Saoer was already soft-hearted and planned to ask him what difficulties he had. But before she could speak a word, another voice came from behind Li Ang.
"What's wrong with you, Li Ang? Have you encountered any difficulties?" This was Huo Wu's voice. She didn't know when she appeared behind Li Ang. When she heard Li Ang say: As soon as she wanted to solve the difficulties herself, she planned to help Li Ang solve the difficulties together. But she obviously didn't know that Li Ang was playing with retreating to advance, and she didn't know that her appearance would make the situation very bad.
However, Li Ang, who was always paying attention to Liang Sai'er, knew this, and he obviously saw that the heroine's eyes became cold and hostile. According to the system information, the heroine obviously had a good impression of him, so he chose to come and meet her alone instead of bringing Huo Wu together.
But the current situation is obviously messed up. If you have to find a word to describe Li Ang’s current feeling, it’s probably only the word “my god!”
Looking at the woman who was dressed in exposed clothes, Liang Sao also knew very well what kind of terrible beauty she was. After all, in the Tianji Palace, she herself was the most beautiful among women with good kung fu, and was also the best among beautiful girls. So she naturally knew the terribleness of beautiful women - the most beautiful woman in the Tianji Palace was a person who could tease men who were called "Tianji God Calculation".
And the charming woman in front of her is obviously much more beautiful than the one in Tianji Palace. According to the rule that the more beautiful a woman is, the more terrifying she is, she is the most terrifying woman Liang Sai'er has ever seen!
After experiencing a moment of fear, Liang Saoer still asked Li Ang: "Who is she?"
"My adopted mother." Li Ang quickly gave the answer.
But Liang Sai'er looked at Li Ang with disbelief and asked, "Do you want to lie to me even this? How could she be your adopted mother so young?"
"I really didn't lie to you! She is really my adopted mother!" Li Ang felt that this time she was really wronged than Dou E. And more importantly, every time he told the truth to Liang Sai'er, she didn't believe what Li Ang told the truth. Instead, when Li Ang was talking about the train and making up all kinds of lies to fool her, she believed it faster than anyone else.
Even though Li Ang's expression was more true than when she was acting, Liang Saoer still didn't want to believe it, so she simply faced Huo Wu and said, "Who are you?"
"I am her lover!"
Oh! Shit! Lord Elder Mother, can you watch the occasion when playing role-playing games?! After hearing Huo Wu's answer, Li Ang immediately felt that the direction of this matter was becoming more and more difficult to control.
Compared to the answer with Li Ang, the answer given by Huo Wu seemed to be much more reliable in her opinion, so she asked Li Ang very angrily: "She admitted it herself, are you still going to lie to me?"
"I really didn't lie to you! Why don't you believe me every time I tell the truth?!" Li Ang tried hard to explain, but found that she still looked disbelief. At this time, he also figured it out: Isn't you just tell the truth and you don't believe me, and you believe me if I tell the truth?
Then I'll just lie!
"Woman, please don't think too much. Listen to my detailed explanation (say) and lie)!" After making up his mind, Li Ang began to explain, began to hide, and began to make up stories. On the other hand, Liang Saoer did not give any reply. It seemed that he wanted to listen to Li Ang and make a decision after he finished telling the story.
"My adoptive mother comes from a very strange small country where people call their mother 'lover'. This is just a name and does not have any practical significance! To facilitate your memory, there is a phrase there: 'Mother is the lover of the son, and the daughter is the mistress of the father'."
The original meaning of this sentence is that the mother who loves his son the most, and the father who loves his daughter the most. Now it has been changed by Li Ang and used as a material to fool people. Although it feels a little bit crappy from the perspective of the earthlings, from Liang Sai'er's contemplative look, the effect of this story is outstanding.
After thinking for a long time, Liang Saoer seemed to finally accept the story made up by Li Ang, and then said: "As you say that, if you have a daughter in the future, she will be your mistress?"
In order to make up for the lie, Li Ang could only grit his teeth and admit, "Well, it's...."
Although he successfully deceived Liang Sai'er, the direction of the incident has become worse and worse, both in terms of literal and deep sense!
Chapter completed!