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Chapter 168 Life Talk - Part 2

Embarrassing. Although he knew that Xuan Li knew everything, Li Ang would still feel embarrassed when his adopted mother said such lines in front of the client. However, after he had already said the words, Li Ang clearly said: "Just as the adopted mother said, she didn't want me to do that kind of thing."

"But that thing was not something that Big Brother, you forced me! No, it was not something that Big Brother, but I also asked him to touch my face!" After understanding what Mrs. Juventus was saying, Xuan Li immediately defended Li Ang. Because she already understood that if Li Ang found an excuse, he would become the same as before. So she not only had to defend Li Ang, but also took all the blame on herself, so that Li Ang would have no reason to reject her.

"Why?" Hearing Xuan Yao overturned his inferences, Mrs. Juventus was puzzled why she did that.

"In order to make my dream come true! Now I can grow a third tail again, it is all the credit of the young master!" Xuan Li first said her main purpose, and then she added: "And it is also for the elder brother not to 'piss' on your inner pants like that time!"

Mrs. Juventus remembers Li Ang very clearly, so before Li Ang had remembered that when she had done something like peeing on her adopted mother's pants, Juventus had already asked: "Is it the time when Li Ang ate honey and blood dates?"

After hearing a certain keyword, Li Ang finally remembered that incident, but he didn't think there was anything comparable between these two things, so he disagreed: "These two are not comparable at all! That time it was because he ate too much yin nourishing and nourishing things..."

"It's the same this time! If you don't leave it with me, your wife will sleep in the middle of the night, it will definitely be left in her pants!" Li Ang's remarks were only halfway through, and he was immediately interrupted by Xuan Li.

At this time, Mrs. Juventus also understood: "So you took the initiative to make such a request to make Li Ang not pee on me? But Li Ang doesn't wet the bed often. Last time, it was just because I didn't notice his physical condition, so it was like that, right?"

"That's right, but this time the young master also ate a lot of things that might make things happen!" Xuan Yao first agreed with Maria's point of view, and then corrected her mistake. "He has eaten too much milk recently."

"Hey? According to your Oriental Medical Book, isn't diuretic drink tea? Why is my milk too..." Mrs. Juventus felt very guilty when she heard that her milk was the culprit for Li Ang's "wetting the bed". Especially when she didn't know the reason, she got angry with Li Ang.

In fact, in normal circumstances, Mrs. Juventus would not be angry, but after seeing Li Ang do such things to her maid, her mood became very subtle. She wanted to say to Li Ang, "You can bully your mother like you bully a maid." But when she thought of her last time she said this, Li Ang refused, so she could only get angry at Li Ang.

When Mrs. Juventus felt a little guilty about her behavior, Xuan Li explained her question just now. Since she understood that she didn't know much about men and women, she used a more popular metaphor: "It's true that milk won't diuretic, but what the big brother had put on my face was not 'piss'! It was a kind of male milk. Because the young master had eaten too much milk recently, he had a lot of... "

"Give me enough!" Li Ang said, grabbing the tail of the raccoon. "Stop talking nonsense and misleading my adopted mother!"

Although Li Ang said that Xuanli was nonsense, Mrs. Juventus believed it. Because she clearly remembered the incident with her super memory. "When Li Ang 'pissed' on me, the liquid seemed to be different from ordinary urine... the white, sticky and fishy liquid... it was indeed male milk!"

"Give it enough!!!" Xuan Li Li Ang had a handle to catch, but when facing his adopted mother, Li Ang had no place to attack. So he could only defend himself: "Where is a man who can produce milk? You can't explain this argument alone!"

Mrs. Juventus immediately nodded in agreement with Li Ang’s words. However, because Li Ang was telling the truth, Mrs. Juventus questioned after nodding: "But it seems that women must have children to give birth, right? But mothers will give birth if they don’t give birth! Because mothers are very special, it is possible for you to do this in your child!"

"How can the ratio-like certificate be used like this!" When Li Ang heard that his adopted mother actually used her god-like analogy again, she immediately couldn't stand it.

Seeing Li Ang so excited, Mariya Juventus asked in confusion: "Why can't you be a mother's child? Isn't it normal to have the qualities of a mother?"

"A normal yarn! We are not related by blood!" Li Ang really jumped this time.

"No...no blood relationship...relationship...child...what do you want to say?"

"No blood relationship means fucking...ah...ah!" Li Ang slid and seemed to have said something amazing, so he quickly corrected: "No blood relationship means that I don't mean you in every aspect."

"Yes... is it? It doesn't mean it like mother... Actually, it means... we are not mother and son, right?" During the process of Li Ang's failure to pay attention, Mrs. Juventus had become very disappointed.

Only then did Li Ang, who noticed that he was stepping on the mine, quickly denied: "No, no, no, I don't mean that! I just said that from a scientific point of view, it's normal for me to be like you!"

Although she didn't know what science was, Mrs. Juventus understood common sense, so after Li Ang said that, she immediately asked: "But from common sense, isn't it very normal for a son to be like a mother?"

Of course this is not normal! Li Ang really wants to shout this, but when he thinks that he is talking about science with the "most unscientific woman" in this "unscientific magic world", Li Ang realizes that he can do it, so he can only compromise and say, "I am your child, and it is normal for me to be like you."

"But one thing I have to explain is that that is really not milk!"

After happily accepting Li Ang’s lies, Mrs. Juventus directly ignored the truth he told and asked: “You said it is not milk, so how do you explain the third tail she grew? It is not rich in nutrients, what kind of white liquid can have this effect?”

From a scientific point of view, the white, viscous and fishy liquid produced by the human body is indeed rich in nutrients only. Therefore, after Mrs. Juventus’s rhetoric, Li Ang couldn’t find any argument for refutation. Originally, he wanted to teach his adopted mother a vivid life lesson, but now the situation is completely reversed.

However, Li Ang is not the kind of person who easily admits defeat, so after his adopted mother gave her vivid argumentation class in her life, Li Ang still planned to make a final struggle.

However, this struggle not only failed to save him any face, but also made him understand: It turns out that debate can still be done like this? It not only made him understand that debate can also be done like this, but also made him understand: his adopted mother is his ultimate enemy!

Yes, after Li Ang stubbornly said, "No matter what you say, it is really not milk!"

Mrs. Juventus nodded very cautiously, then followed the way in front of him and lay down:

"Then...you ask mom to taste it."
Chapter completed!
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