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Chapter Eleven Li Ang's Great Wisdom

"Dear Lord Celia, what happened?!" The one who has the power to drive Li An out of the game is the magic sword Celia.

"Your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Celia said so, and Li Ang noticed that her adopted mother was walking outside the house. "She probably went to push the food cart to go to bed to feed you."

"Although the inference you said is very correct, why do I think this is so awkward?" Li Ang still couldn't accept Celia's jokes in reality. This is completely different from the one who took the initiative to tease the girl in the game. Of course, this is a normal phenomenon. Most people are different from those on the Internet and in reality.

"Nothing awkward. Your adopted mother took off all your clothes while you were 'slept'. There is nothing wrong with going to bed to feed you for a meal."

After Celia said this, Li Ang hurriedly looked down at the clothes on his body, and it turned out that he had been replaced from the inside out.

Li Ang suddenly felt that his life had been ruined so much and said sadly: "My Lord Celia, why don't you notify me when she wants to strip me naked?!"

"What are you notifying? She won't harm you!" Celia was very dissatisfied with Li Ang's attitude.

She won't harm you! Selia's words really gave Li Ang no room for refutation, because that's the truth. Her adopted mother will definitely not harm her. If she really wants to do that, Li Ang will willingly let her slaughter.

"And she spent one morning learning simple medical bandage to heal your wounds. Don't be ungrateful, you always have to show your rebellion."

After hearing Celia say this, Li Ann noticed that her arms and calves were tied up with simple fixtures, but the pink love bow tied outside made Li Ann feel a little unacceptable.

At this time, Mrs. Juventus had already pushed the food truck back and found that Li Ang had woken up. She said in surprise: "Looking at how heavy you were just sleeping, I was worried that calling you to get up for lunch will disturb you."

"No, no!" Li Ang said that she would never be disturbed by her at any time.

"Well, you really won't be able to wake up." Mrs. Juventus said, then uncovered the cover of the dining plate.

This was a hearty lunch. Since Li Ang’s wound was not as painful as yesterday, he only ate the meal for half an hour. After eating and drinking, everything was the same, so Mrs. Juventus asked the question again very professionally.

"Child, do you want to pee?"

Li Ang, who was covered in black lines, said in his heart: My mother! Time travelers came to this world not to experience what it feels like to "pee on another world"!

Of course, he still refused normally on the surface: "No, I don't need it for the time being."

"What about the poop?"

"No need!" Li Ang refused even faster.

"Isn't it really necessary? You won't want your mother to hold you, you will..."

"Stop talking!" He was a one-year-old child who had just peed in his arms! Li Ang felt that if he continued like this, he might be driven crazy by his adopted mother because of such a trivial matter as urinating every day, so he had to use his brain to think of some solutions.

"The time traveler who was driven crazy because he was afraid of letting the beauty hold her and pee" - Li Ang doesn't want such a loud name!

Wisdom and intelligence are two different things. Wisdom is more related to a person's experience, knowledge, and experience. Although Li Ang is not a person with outstanding intelligence, he comes from a more scientific earth. With this second life experience, the wisdom he has accumulated is very sufficient. With his high wisdom like his, it is definitely not a problem to solve the problem by combining the experiences and experiences of the two worlds.

So not long after, Li Ang found a solution: "My adopted mother! Please ask the carpenter in the manor to bring his tools and bring a log stool."

Mrs. Juventus didn't even ask why, and immediately ordered the servants to do it. Her spoiled children was evident. After a while, the carpenter, tools and any log chair made of logs were taken to Li Ang's room.

"Mr. Carpenter, please open a hole in this stool." Li Ang said this, and then thought proudly: Although there is no toilet in this world, this does not mean that I cannot "invent" the toilet. The toilet is actually a toilet. Now I have made a chair with an empty hole in the middle and then put it on the toilet, which is no different from installing a toilet on the toilet!

"Do you want to dig a hole in such a good chair? What kind of hole should you dig?" The carpenter had no knowledge after all, so he could not understand Li Ang's request.

Just as Li Ang was about to explain, someone snatched him in front of him, and that was Mrs. Juventus: "My child means to dig a hole as big as his butt - well, it would be better to have a little smaller - so that he can easily go to the bathroom."

Halfway through the words of the carpenter, Mrs. Juventus suddenly turned her head and smiled at Li Ang, "I've been thinking about how to hold you when you want to poop to make you most comfortable. I didn't expect you to think of a solution yourself. My Li Ang is so smart!"

Li Ang wiped the cold sweat from his head and thought to himself: It's a shame that I thought of this method, otherwise I would really let you hold it to the pit when you want to defecate? At the same time, he also noticed that his mother was a quick-thinking person in most cases, and he couldn't understand: her adopted mother is obviously so smart, why do she often do malicious things?

After listening to Mrs. Juventus' description, the carpenter next to her still looked embarrassed: "So, Madam, how big is the young master's butt?"

this……

A question from the carpenter made Li Ang suddenly not know how to answer. You can’t let the carpenter use a wooden ruler to measure his butt in front of so many people, right?

"Well, I know this!" Mrs. Juventus happily took the carpenter's charcoal pen, and then drew a pattern of her butt in the middle of the chair. "Just dig according to this small number!"

Seeing this scene, Li Ang no longer spoke anything. Instead, the magic sword Selia, who should not be on his waist, sighed: "Look at how much your mother knows you, and even knows how big your butt is! Unlike you, an unfilial son, you don't even know the bust of your own mother!"

Hello! Is there anyone who speaks like this?

Although Li Ang wanted to shout like this, the Demon Sword Celia, as his life-saving trump card, was not suitable for appearing here, so he could only hold back his words.

After a while, it may have been that the first toilet in another world appeared in the capital of Saint Laurent and at Juventus Manor. Li Ang made a try and then got a result that satisfies him.

After completing the mission, Li Ang then used the pretending sleep tactic to drive away Mrs. Juventus, and with the help of Celia, he entered the Terras field again.
Chapter completed!
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