Chapter 103 Revenge
After going to the market, Li Ang bought many necessities for daily life, such as the most commonly used fruit detergent in the world, such as salt and quilts. However, the main contributor who can almost completely use his gold coin is the wooden toilet worth 70 silver coins.
"The toilet, which obviously does not have much technical content and is not expensive, is so expensive!" Li Ang walked back with a lot of goods in his arms. It felt a bit like running a transportation task in the game, and it was also a variety of large and small bags. However, this toilet was well-made and wrapped in wooden lacquer. It was indeed much better than the toilet he made himself. In addition, various publicity and offensives, it was not outrageous to be able to sell it at this price.
I went back and reprocessed the roasted rabbit, added salt and spices, and the roasted rabbit was finally able to eat it. However, for Mrs. Juventus, there was actually no difference. As long as it was made by Li Ang, she would be very satisfied. After eating and drinking, Mrs. Juventus suddenly called Li Ang in a dilemma.
"Li Ang, mom wants to go to the bathroom..."
"Understand!" Li Ang slapped his thigh and stood up. This was the most refreshing time he had helped his adopted mother so many times. The reason why he was so refreshed was very simple, because he was very happy - he was very happy that he guessed that this would happen at the beginning, so he bought a toilet in advance and came back.
So what he had to do was to carry the beautiful woman to the cottage and let her solve it by herself. Instead of carrying her to the cottage, and then posing in an extremely bad position to help her urinate. But it is normal to think of this, because even if you travel to another world, the normal life needs of people are still the first priority.
So you have to eat, sleep, and go to the toilet. However, Li Ang thought that everything would be fine if he bought a toilet, so he was very wrong, because even if there was a toilet, the troubles of women going to the toilet were not something men could imagine.
Just like now, Li Ang had sent Mrs. Juventus into the cottage, then carried her to the toilet, and helped her take off her black lace pants, and then left the cottage to make it convenient for her alone, but he had to completely consider the problems afterwards.
After a rumbling sound of water gradually subsided, Li Ang turned around and planned to carry Mrs. Juventus out, but the problem arose.
"Li Ang, can you please help mom dry..."
wipe!
Dry!
At the beginning, there was no conditions and time in the refugee camp. In the snow and ice, it was directly used for magic. Now, when you return to the world where magic is not necessary, the biggest problem is how to deal with the funeral after urinating. Compared with men, women are at a disadvantage. Once they are attacked at the right time, it will be difficult for them to have room for reaction.
Unlike a man like Li Ang, who was close to the holy rank, he was still able to slam the gun and lift his pants in a casual manner. Although his hands and feet were a little unscrupulous at the time, he was still a man who had been forced to retreat from the holy rank with one shot. When the royal family stopped wanting him, he would have the capital to brag about it.
"I remember when I was sneak attacked by a saint rank while I was using the toilet. A sword saint and a shadow were killed. Two people surrounded me. If I hurriedly lifted my pants, the urine stained on it would flow onto my pants. If I didn't act, I would definitely be wrapped around by two saint ranks! So I was so quick to get my wisdom and swung my gun, not only forcing me to retreat from the saint rank, but also swung my urine. Then I hid my gun into my pants, hiding my merits and fame!"
People often say that women are a vulnerable group. From such a small detail, it can be seen that women are indeed relatively weak. Men can throw them, but women cannot, so they must be used to flip them here.
"Li Ang?" Just as Li Ang was thinking about it, Mrs. Juventus was still sitting quietly on the toilet. She was not in a hurry. Anyway, as long as Li Ang was by her side, she would not be in a hurry, unless she would hit her child first this day.
"Can't you move at all?" Li Ang pulled out a piece of the soft cloth bought as a towel and took it to Mrs. Juventus. After all, he had never done Li Ang before. So it would be best if he could not do it himself.
Mrs. Juventus tried to raise her hand, but she still failed in the end, so she said a little depressedly: "I still can't use my energy, I've really caused you trouble..."
Looking at the frustrated lady, Li Ang felt a little uncomfortable. "My adopted mother, I didn't mean that! I didn't think it was very troublesome, I mean..."
"Mom is an old woman, right?" Mrs. Juventus interrupted rarely.
Facing this set of adopted mother-in-law, Li Ang's thousands of words gathered into one word: "I! Damn!"
"Well... please trouble you." Mrs. Juventus nodded reluctantly, then spread her legs hard for him to wipe.
"Is your mother doing this?" Li Ang's hand trembled a little, but he trembled. Since he decided to wipe it, he naturally wiped it to the end.
only……
"Just Lord Adopted Mother, can you not make such a strange sound?!"
Mrs. Juventus's face was a little rosy. Although she was very unwilling, she still gritted her teeth and said, "Well... I don't want to do it either, but Li Ang, your hands are very comfortable. I have never felt so comfortable when I wiped them myself... Um!"
"Stop talking! Wipe it clean and go back to sleep!" Li Ang said this and quickly pulled out the soft cloth stuffed in. However, there is an old saying: hasteness is not enough, so after he did this, not only did he fail to wipe the target area, but a clear stream flowed out.
"Um!!!" After Li Ang said it just now, Mrs. Juventus tried hard not to make a sound, but she still couldn't help but let out the whimper of the mother beast.
"This..." Li Ang was not a little brat who had never seen the world. He naturally understood what was going on. However, his adopted mother was played with by him, so he would definitely not say such words. Besides, he was originally a business-oriented attitude, but he didn't understand women, so he helped out in the end.
Fortunately, Mrs. Juventus didn't understand what was going on, so after Li Ang helped her dry again, she carried her back to sleep.
After all, he had just completed a long journey from the snow-capped mountains. During the day, there were bumps in the carriages and horses, and in the jungle chased rabbits. At night, he bought a lot of things in big bags. Li Ang was also very tired. After finishing everything, he hugged Mrs. Juventus and lay on the straw pile, covering himself with a quilt, and then he couldn't wake up.
This sleep was slept until noon the next day, until he felt hot in the quilt and sweating. Then he slowly woke up. After waking up, he wanted to complain: it was obviously in winter, but there was a high temperature of nearly twenty degrees at noon. However, when he opened his eyes, he found that Mrs. Juventus was looking at him happily, so his rhythm was disrupted.
"My adopted mother?"
"Um?"
"You woke up?"
"Um!"
The unnutritious dialogue, but the smile on Mrs. Juventus's face was sweeter than on the way to escape.
"Are you just looking at me like this?" Although Li Ang knew the answer, he still asked. After receiving the affirmative answer with a nod, he asked again: "How long have you been watching this?"
"It's not long!" The beautiful woman blinked beside him, and then whispered: "It's been after dawn..."
"Isn't that what I watched for a long time?" It's unimaginable that from watching someone sleep alone in the morning and then watching noon, how boring people can do this?
Mrs. Juventus smiled sweetly, then showed a little guilty expression and said, "Well, I only watched for a long time, but because I couldn't move, I couldn't help you with housework."
"What is 'only'! I'm staring at someone for a long time, so I can't be bored to death? Don't you wake me up like that?" When Li Ang thought that the adopted mother could not move, so she could only lie on the bed and look at him, he felt very upset, because to a certain extent, he made her like this. In order to deal with the holy level, he released the powder of zombie toxins, which not only helped him to retreat from the holy level, but also helped... uh, it was his adopted mother who made her like this.
"How can you recover if you are so tired without sleeping enough? Actually, I am so good. You can watch you sleep peacefully. There is nothing more happy than this." Juventus smiled sweetly again. With her smile, her charm needs to be improved several levels.
"Uh..." When Mrs. Juventus said this, Li Ang didn't know what to refute. Since she didn't know what to refute, she naturally continued to follow the normal trajectory of life.
Li Ang first washed himself, then came to Mrs. Juventus with a towel (soft cloth) and a brush.
"My adoptive mother, I want to help you brush your teeth!" Li Ang held the cup in one hand and the brush in the other. Although there was a kind smile on his face, what he thought was: I will pay it back sooner or later if I come out to do it!
"Yeah!" Mrs. Juventus nodded, and then opened her mouth very cooperatively. Although she had not brushed her teeth for a week, Mrs. Juventus's mouth did not smell like ordinary people. At the same time, her teeth were white as if they were cleaned every day, and there was a faint fragrance of pear blossoms. Of course, Li Ang understood that this was the Virgin's self-cleaning ability, but the revenge they should avenge... Well, the hygiene that should be done is still necessary.
He applied ginkgo paste to the brush and dipped it gently in the water cup twice. Then, without any preparation, he inserted the long hairy stick into Mrs. Juventus's little mouth!
"Um!!" After being inserted suddenly, Madam Juventus exclaimed. However, Li Ang did not feel pity for the beauty, but instead thrust the long stick quickly and fiercely.
You fucked me in the first place, right?!
You fucked me so well, right?
You were fucking me desperately, right?!
Li Ang is now having difficulty controlling his emotions during the process of [Revenge] (delete line) [Help], so that a lot of white juice was pulled out of Mrs. Juventus's little mouth, and he still had no intention of stopping. But the most important thing is that even if Li Ang achieved this point, Mrs. Juventus still did not have to resist, which is a sharp contrast to Li Ang at the time. And his so-called revenge is purely a kind of self-psychological satisfaction.
Just like in the usual time travel novels, the protagonist is determined to take revenge because he is bullied, Li Ang did such a thing because he left such a hurdle in his heart. If he doesn't do this, then he will never be able to overcome this hurdle. If he doesn't overcome this hurdle, then he will always be a mediocre child.
So from a certain perspective, the revenge plots in time travel novels are usually reasonable.
Of course, for Li Ang, he basically has no enemies. He avenged the enemy when he had an enemy, and he was too lazy to care about it after he had no avenge. After all, he is the child of the Virgin Mary - a child of "we don't have to be very tired to become a holy rank", so when he looks back at his enemies, those people have become ants he looked down upon.
You were bitten by an ant, and you just strangled it to death. If you didn't strangle it to death, you saw the ant again the other day, and then you pounced on it and bit it? Maybe this is because you have eaten too much food?
After being thrust fiercely by Li Ang, Mrs. Juventus used clean water to rinse out the white juice from her mouth, and then Li Ang used a soft cloth to help him clean the small mouth on it (because it was the small mouth on it, so this time I wouldn't be embarrassed like I did when I wiped my mouth this time).
After finishing, Mrs. Juventus smiled sweetly at Li Ang, and then thanked: "Thank you, Li Ang. Without you, my mother wouldn't know what to do. And I don't know why, the mother you just made was very comfortable, even more comfortable than last night!"
"I!" Li Ang suddenly stood up when he heard this. Because he was very disgusted, what does it mean to "repay evil with kindness"? This is called "repay evil with kindness"! He was obviously fucked hard by someone, but after he was fucked, the other party wiped his mouth and planned to leave. Instead, she didn't complain, but was just thanking him. He was clearly venting his body in revenge, but in the end it was she thanking the person who vented on her. How could Li Ang be calm?
He knew that his energy was indeed a little weak, so he immediately escaped after standing up and said, "I'll go out and find something to do to see if I can earn some living expenses or something!"
"Well, thank you for your hard work. Mom can't help with anything now. I'm so sorry!"
Chapter completed!