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Chapter 99 Misunderstanding

"Ha?" Li Ang was in a dizzy state, and he didn't hear much clearly what they were saying, but he was not very concerned about this issue now because he was even more confused about some changes in his body: "Why is my head so dizzy?"

Regarding this question, Celia immediately gave the answer: "Look at your hands and you will understand why you are dizzy!"

Li Ang looked at his hands and was startled because these hands were completely free of the burned carbon traces they had just now, and became clean and tender, as if they had grown freshly. With the idea of ​​this, Li Ang immediately said: "Is this hand a new one?"

"Yes, repairing your hands consumes a lot of substances, so your body has no excess nutritional surplus - to put it simply, you are just hungry and dizzy!" Celia summarized Li Ang's discovery, and then asked back: "You are already eighteen years old and an adult, why do some things still look like children when you do?"

"What??!!" The topic turned too far, and Li Ang couldn't understand it at once. "Sir Celia, what do you mean?"

"That's what it means. Didn't your Virgin just now say you don't want to drink it? This is a critical moment of life and death. Are you still getting angry with a child?"

Li Ang didn't hear it clearly just now, but now he heard it clearly, but after he heard it clearly, he became even more confused.

"Don't I want to drink?"

Li Ang felt that at this critical moment, he could drink anything. After all, the world's number one little knife bell had taught him, the world's number two little knife bell: "In the wilderness, in order to survive, you have to force yourself to do something very reluctant. Suppose you are in a state of lack of water, then whether it is urine or blood, you must drink it in big mouthfuls!"

So he was sure that his adopted mother or Celia would not hesitate whether he was asking him to drink urine or blood.

However, although Li Ang made such a determination, Mrs. Juventus didn't know, so she nodded and said:

"Yes, I asked you for a long time last time, and you always said that it was not yet that time, so you didn't want to drink it."

Li Ang thought about it carefully and it seemed that something was going on. At that time, Mrs. Juventus asked him to help her take off her clothes. However, what could she drink in the clothes? Li Ang was once again confused.

There is a bottle in the clothes!

After thinking carefully, Li Ang suddenly recalled that his mother-in-law had a bottle in her clothes, but it seemed something was wrong. Although she didn't remember something was wrong, Li Ang probably understood that at that time, Mrs. Juventus wanted him to drink the holy water in the bottle...

He has actually seen the ability of this holy water. He relied on the holy water to transform from a cold-blooded animal back to a constant temperature animal, and helped him restore his magic perception ability. So if Mrs. Juventus bet that this "holy water" can also replenish the demons, then the conversations at that time would make sense. At that time, Mrs. Juventus said: "I'm not sure whether it can replenish magic power." That's what she meant.

Thinking about this, Li Ang immediately planned to find the bottle from his coat, but found that his hands were placed where he shouldn't be. When he noticed his hands were placed on the two huge balls of flesh, he suddenly realized that his adopted mother was actually not wearing clothes. Because she was usually used to nakedness, and now in the water, most of her body was covered by shallow rivers, he was unable to discover this important information at the first time.

So he did not reply to Mrs. Juventus, but instead asked: "What's the situation? What about your clothes for adoptive mother?"

Regarding this question, Mrs. Juventus was also confused, and Celia, who was beside her, replied in time: "I will take it off and put it next to you. After all, if you get up from the river and wear wet clothes, you will soon be frozen to death."

While looking at the pile of ragged coats on the shore, Li Ang asked, "You took them off for us? How did you do it?"

"You don't know if you have a ability called 'Master'?" Celia found that Li Ang had once again refreshed the lower limit of common sense, but he was a guy with no common sense in this world, and he was also a guy with no lower limit, so Celia didn't care about these details.

"Oh, the mage's hand, it sounds great. By the way, if my hand is really gone, can you use the mage's hand to help me rub it?" Li Ang thought this way, and then suddenly found that he had let go of it. He understood that some words were sucked to death, so he just thought about it most of the time. But this time, he was a little dizzy, so he accidentally said the words sucked to death.

"Hmm? What did you say?!"

"No!!! I was dizzy and didn't know what I was saying. The sentence I just said was something I randomly typed on the keyboard. I don't bear any legal responsibility!!!" Fortunately, Celia didn't understand very much, so Li Ang quickly fooled her. However, this made him more and more understand how bad his condition was, so in order to cure his dizzy condition, Li Ang decided to drink holy water!

He slowly moved his hands away, then rolled into the shore in the water, then he quickly searched in the pile of coats that were torn by high temperature, and then found the bottle containing holy water. Li Ang picked up the bottle, unscrewed the lid, and then held up the bottle and started pouring it without hesitation. A sketch once said that beer smells the same as urine, so Li Ang held his breath and just thought he had poured wine himself.

"Li Ang, what are you going to do? That's my mother's urine!" Just as Li Ang completed this series of movements at the speed of flash, Mrs. Juventus was also surprised to find that something seemed wrong.

After Juventus called this, Li Ang also found that something was wrong. If Mrs. Juventus had really asked him to drink holy water, she would definitely not be so surprised now. She would be so surprised now, and there must be only one possibility, that is, he guessed wrongly, and Mariya did not mean to drink "holy water".

Damn! It's really embarrassing now, and what's even more embarrassing is that Li Ang kept holding the bottle, but the "holy water" did not flow down. After being left in the ice and snow for half an hour, it had already frozen!

"Oh! It's a big deal." Seeing Li Ang doing this, Celia found that the lower limit record that Li Ang had just created was refreshed, but now is not the time to make fun of it, so she said seriously: "You want to prove through such behavior: you dare to drink anything. You don't drink that child because you are angry, but this has no meaning, right?"

"Cough...that's what," after being educated, Li Ang immediately began to organize new remarks.

"There was a famous line that said: 'You don't even dare to mix the urine of your beloved person, and you dare to say that you like her?' I just want to prove it..." Halfway through the words, Li Ang hurriedly stopped because he found out that he had a trunk slut (stories)!

"Oh!" Celia understood immediately.

Mrs. Juventus on the side was even more touched. "Li Ang! You don't have to do that. Mom knows your feelings. Mom loves you the most in this life!"

Damn it!

This seems like a huge misunderstanding!

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Narration: The output of bottled holy water is after the Virgin Mary requests to replenish the demons, so in various senses, this chapter should be called a misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding

o(chain).
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