Chapter 600 An Incident Caused by an Apple
Chapter 600 An incident triggered by an Apple
Amid Xu Ruowuo's angry curse, "Fuck! Fuck!", Ashima picked up her feet with ferocious pain on her face, but saw a deep hole in the leather shoe...
"Idiot!" The Ghost King Xu Ruowu said with one hand, an apple and a mouse, and his mouth was clattering, and his face was full of gloating.
"Disgusting!" The boss said with one hand, the apple and the mouse, and his mouth was clattering, and his face was full of disgust. The apple foam that Ashima had just sprayed almost spit on her.
"Idiot!" said the passing Eagle Flying Eagle.
"Chaoku!" Lin Jia held an apple in his mouth and had no time to speak. He took the time to compete with Ashima in his busy schedule and fiercely compared his middle finger. It was not that Lin Jia didn't want to humiliate Ashima, who was humiliating himself, but that he was hiding in the room that was refreshed.
"Be careful! There is a perverted sledgehammer!" The boss held an apple in his right hand and leisurely helped Lin Jia with his left hand, so he was too lazy to help.
The degree of a dozen monsters in a room does not require the boss to help prevent blood. Lin Jia can solve the problem by taking one gold-invasive medicine at most, so no one cares much. Lin Jia threw a fire wall under his feet, and then forced a 1,000 sledgehammer and a group of ordinary statues. The guard's attack opened the shield and released lightning.
The boss was chatting with a group of girls from the Red Pink Legion who had already been to Zumaqi. Suddenly, Lin Jia was holding an apple beside him and exclaimed "Woo~! Woo~!!!" in a vague exclamation. The boss quickly looked up and found that Lin Jia had killed a circle of Zuma monsters, but was transformed by the wedge moth. Seeing that the blood strips on his head had not decreased, he breathed a sigh of relief, chewing the apple and complaining, "What are you doing?"
Lin Jia quickly took off a powerful gold-invasive medicine with his left hand, and released the mouse with his right hand and took off the apple in his mouth and shouted: "Strength ring!"
The boss was stunned and took a closer look. In the pile of killing Zuma monsters on the ground, there was a power ring in some of the explosive potions and garbage equipment! The boss was anxious and didn't know whether to touch the mouse with his left hand or to use Lin Jia to hold the apple in his mouth and use his right hand to grab the mouse.
At this moment, a female Taoist priest in heavy armor flew over there with a "swish~!" and she fell into the room with great dying death. Her level seven skeleton happened to fly over and step on the power ring.
"Damn!" The boss screamed nervously, and didn't care about the apple in his hand. In desperation, he threw it around behind him. He freed his hand to grab the mouse. He suddenly heard the boss's scream and anger from behind: "Ouch!", "Who is it? Who is so bored to smash me with the apple??"
The boss didn't care about so much. The Taoist priest who controlled himself rushed up and picked up the power ring on the ground. In fact, the female Taoist priest who accidentally flew over and didn't snatch the power ring on the ground. After flying over, she stood there and stopped moving. Her level 7 skeleton just stopped on the power ring and walked away, causing Lin Jia and the boss to have a false alarm.
This is not a fault for Lin Jia and the boss. However, most people who play legends have this problem. Once they use the best equipment, they will easily become nervous as long as there are people next to them. The boss picked up the power ring and breathed a sigh of relief. He quickly looked back at the "campus scene" behind him. He saw a thin young man holding an apple that had been bitten by half in his hand, covering his head with his hands, standing up from his position and turning to look at Lin Jia and the others.
The boss was sweating. He quickly stood up and apologized with a smile on his face. No wonder he got angry. If you changed the good things about the Internet, a half-bited apple suddenly flew over your head and hit the apple juice in the head, and you would have to get angry.
The thin young man was stunned when he saw that the beautiful girl was hitting him with an apple. In addition, the boss had a very good attitude, and he whispered to ask someone to apologize with a smile, and took out a napkin to help him wipe the juice on his face and head. He was embarrassed to care about the eldest girl, so he had to mutter to take the eldest napkin and wipe the juice on his hair randomly, and complained: "What are you doing? No matter what you are anxious, you don't have to throw the apple in your hand!?"
The boss laughed dryly. She didn't want to throw the apples behind her head just now, but the computers on the second floor are not as wide as those on the third floor. In order to save space, as many machines as possible, the rows of machines and the rows of machines are basically densely connected, resulting in the positions where players on the Internet are also closely connected.
So at that time, the boss was holding the apple with his right hand and could not throw the apples around him casually. The small place between the computer monitor and the monitor was filled with convenient bowls left for breakfast in the morning, and there was still half a bowl of beef noodle soup that had not been finished! It was really a mess to throw it at it. In desperation, the boss who could not clean up the place and threw the apples behind him had to throw it away.
Fortunately, the boss didn't use much force, so he did not cause any serious incidents. The monster could only blame the narrow distance between the front and rear aisles, which made the less lethal Apple a weapon.
"Haha! Sorry! We just punched a power ring, but someone came to grab it. If you accidentally..." The boss smiled dryly.
"Ah!? Are you the ones who called out the power ring just now?" The thin young man asked nervously: "Have you picked it up? Have you picked it up? Show me!? I haven't seen the power ring with my own eyes yet!" The so-called "see it with my own eyes" by the young man does not mean that he has never seen other players wearing power rings in the game, but that he has never seen the players around him possess such a power ring in reality.
When the young man said that, the boss remembered it and looked back. Lin Jia was standing by her side. What was strange was that the female Taoist priest who flew over had never moved and had never spoken. When the young man looked at the boss's computer screen, he was stunned and subconsciously glanced at the picture on his computer monitor behind him. It happened that there were three people standing in the small room on the fourth floor of Zuma...
Lin Jia saw the young man aiming at his own monitor, and looked at him in his eyes, and was stunned. He turned around and looked at the female Taoist priest on the screen, moved it up with his mouse, and said in surprise: "Is this shemale Taoist named 'Ruohan' you?"
"Damn it! I was hit by an apple as soon as I flew here. I didn't even come and I was anxious to see if there was a power ring on the ground! You should know that there was a power ring on the ground. Don't say you used an apple. Even if you hit the watermelon, I won't look back. I will snatch it first!" The young man said in annoyance, which made everyone burst into laughter.
"Come on, brother! Are you planning to grab these two perverted equipment? To be honest, there are really not many people in the Light Server who can grab the equipment they made!" Ashima next to him sucked the apple core in his hand and said with a smile: "It's lucky to be smashed by a beauty with an apple! Hey~ Yunwu, are you considered throwing a hydrangea ball? I said brother! Do you feel headaches now? Is it hot? Is there anything like memory disorder? If there is a three-length or two short ones, and let this beauty be responsible for giving her body...Oh! Woo~~~" He screamed again, but he made a vague whimpering sound in his mouth, but the boss slapped the apple core in his hand into his mouth.
"How did you know I can't grab it?" The young man who looked at the boss and giggled twice said to Ashima with some dissatisfaction.
"How many levels are you?" Ashima spit out the apple core in her mouth and argued with the young man.
"Level 33, what's wrong?" The young man was surprised.
Ashima pointed to Lin Jia and the mage and Taoist priest on the screen of the boss's computer and said, "One of these two perverts is a level 44 Taoist priest who can hold a kitchen knife, and the other is a level 44 monster priest with perverted equipment all over the body. You don't need to pk you at all. He can push you from Zuma 4 to Zuma 7 by going up with a fire ring!"
When the young man saw it, he suddenly felt sweaty. This situation might not be possible. With the level of Lin Jia's mage, the number of people he could not push in this service was no more than the number of people he could shake his hands. He bent down and picked up the boss's mouse, looked at Lin Jia and the boss's ID, and looked at their equipment. He was surprised by the perverted equipment all over the body and said in confusion: "I know all the players at our server level 44, why have you never seen you two before?"
"Brother, are you new here?" The old players around who knew Lin Jia and others burst into laughter.
"My dear! What's your luck? You can even shoot a power ring in Zuma Si!" Xu Ruowu next to him said jealously: "Mom, I've been in Zuma for a day or two, why have you never hit something in Zuma Si?" Theoretically speaking, in the concept of players, it seems that the deeper Zuma is, the higher the storm rate, the higher the storm rate. In fact, because there are more top-quality monsters on Zuma's fifth and seventh levels, the storm rate seems to be relatively high. However, in Zuma Si, who is originally low in the storm rate and few monsters that can explode equipment, can indeed be considered as Lin Jia's luck is too strong.
"No matter! Treat me! Dividends!" Ashima shouted without any memory, which made the players around her run over to see the power rings that Lin Jia and the others made.
"Okay, okay! Treat the guests!" The boss smiled and said to the young man: "Why not do that! I will treat you to lunch at noon, which is an apology and a treat! We are in the same district again, and we are just making friends. Don't be surprised about what happened just now! Ghost King! Come together!"
"Then I? Hey! I?" Ashima was anxious, but unfortunately she was automatically ignored by a group of people.
Chapter completed!