Chapter 205 Super Classic Cheats for Picking Up Girls
Chapter 205 Super classic secrets to pick up girls
"Or!" Lin Jia and the others squatted on the edge of the flower bed by the lake, thinking of a solution with a frown. The fourth brother actually took out a pack of wrinkled red plum cigarettes he had put in, and sent one to Lin Jia. After he held it in his pocket for a long time, he didn't have a lighter. The two brothers fainted directly. In the end, the boss ran to a nearby convenience store and bought them a disposable lighter before lighting it.
After Lin Jia pecked the cigarette hard, he sprayed a large mouthful of smoke and said, "How about I go to Wuhan tomorrow and go to the big computer city over there to check it out?"
"Don't be busy!" The fourth brother sucked the cigarette hard, but he didn't see him swallowing it. Just a big cloud of smoke was blowing, but he made himself cry. I really don't understand why I was just to be handsome? "I'll wait and go to the Internet cafe to enter my previous Thousand Years account. I still have a lot of gold in my Thousand Years account. See if I can buy a few legendary recharge cards in the game with Thousand Years coins!"
"I think this is a solution! Lin Jia, haven't you played "Ten Thousand Kings: Ten Thousand Kings" before? I heard that you are still doing a great job? Can't you use Ten Thousand Kings to buy game points in your game?" The boss waved his hands to drive away the smoke, and coughed with tears.
Lin Jia shook his head, threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, and then pulled out a curved cigarette and lit it: "The late game of Wanwang is too chaotic. Someone used system loopholes to copy a lot of money. You can buy something in it. Not to mention buying a game point card, you have to see if anyone wants it."
"Let's go! Go back to the Internet cafe!" Lao Si threw away the cigarette butt that was almost burned by him, licked his burned lips and stood up to walk towards the Science and Technology Internet cafe.
"Speaking of this, why haven't I heard the movements of Brother 5 and the others recently? Didn't Lao Wu and Black Bear follow Brother 5 and the others in Haojue Internet Cafe? I've been going from here for 6 million to add a horn, so why didn't I make any noise? I didn't even see them appear in the last guild competition? I haven't seen them leveling up yet, so didn't play?"
The boss asked strangely while walking, and the fourth brother said strangely: "It shouldn't be true? If you have a lot of land thunder, do you want to call me if you have time?" Lin Jia and the others spent tens of thousands of yuan to help them settle the fight last time. So they were embarrassed to always be in a hurry. They rarely contacted Brother 5 in normal times. In the game, everyone played their own games, and they didn't say they could contact each other. It's really a long time since I remembered that there was no news from Brother 5 and the others.
A few brothers returned to the Internet cafe, Meimei was cleaning in the Internet cafe. Lin Jia looked at the players in the Internet cafe and found that except for two or three kittens who were playing CSS, the Internet cafe is almost deserted now! Once this legend was shut down for maintenance, the Internet cafe business was so deserted. Those who used to chat and watch the Internet and watch movies were gone. Have the players who played the legend go back to raise their energy?
After saying hello to Meimei, the fourth brother just found a machine for thousands of years to change the card. Lin Jia also turned on the machine and moved it online for a while, but found that he was bored and didn't know what to do, so he simply got off the machine and ran to the bar to chat with Meimei.
Seeing Meimei circling around the bar, wiping the table and placing goods. Lin Jia didn't know what to say for a moment, but Lin Jia was a little confused. Is Meimei a lover? Although she is flirting, the boss and the others keep talking and keeping her mouth shut, she always feels that her relationship with Meimei is a little bit bad.
But what was wrong? Lin Jia was confused. He had no experience at all and couldn't figure out what a couple was called. He only knew that in love, one man and one woman always stuck together, but he and his eyebrows were tightly stuck, right? Apart from sleeping at home, he seemed to be together all the time... playing legend.
But in the Hong Kong and Taiwan romance films on TV, it seems that they are not in love like this. They should be roses, cinemas, coffee and teahouses, Western restaurants. Then there are precious jewelry, raging horses and carts, and spending money. Next, they should be hugging, kiss, bed... bed?? bed!!!??
Lin Jia suddenly had a charming scene in the private room that night, her tender skin, sexy lace underwear...
Sweat! Lin Jia shook her head desperately, wailing in her heart: "Uh, god~ what am I thinking?" Lin Jia is not a little boy who is so innocent that he dare not fantasizes girls. He has never done anything that he bullied five people. He even took advantage of girls and pinched and touched girls, but it was a bit strange to stare at a rag in the hands of Meimei in public.
Lin Jia, a kid, relies on his harmless appearance, and usually has a good relationship with the girls around him. Every girl is very intimate with him. He does a lot of dirty things that make people laugh at in front of other girls. He touches his butt and deliberately puts his head on the collar to see the "content" inside. But he is definitely not bad, because no girl hates him because of what he does, but no matter what, he can't be pure. Why does he lose the previous momentum of "leading the folks" when he is with Meimei?
Don’t believe it. Some boys are born with the aura of getting close to girls. In addition to the “sex” thing, the relationship between boys and girls is actually very delicate.
For example, Lin Jia. Since this kid was in junior high school, every girl around him has a very good relationship with him. There are even a few particularly good ones that stick to him like a little tail, and run around with him every day, asking him to go to school every day, buying breakfast, and doing homework. He didn't see how special he was to other girls. He called and drank like a girl, but the fourth brother, who was used to breaking love, was jealous and concluded that this kid had a niche face and looked like a little harm, so girls liked to get close to him so much.
But if we were childhood sweethearts in junior high school, and we were young and were still confused about the relationship between men and women, then when we arrived in high school, a boy evolved from a boy to a beast and so many girls liked to revolve around him, so the fourth brother and his brother vomited blood jealously.
As usual, under the traditional Chinese feudal thinking, girls will not be very proactive in dealing with boys. But you can imagine that Lin Jia, a boy, asked the girl seriously after less than three days of knowing him: "What color of underwear are you wearing today? I guess it's white!"?
If I change my person, I guess the girl would either come over with a big ear or report to the teacher. But Lin Jia was treated as a shy white-haired ball, and just cursed him, "Damn!". When he met a lively, cheerful and brave girl, he would smile and say with a red face and say that he had guessed wrong. The boy could still say seriously: "I don't believe it! Let me see!" If the girl doesn't do it, he would still dare to lift her skirt. At most, he would scream and run away with him, or he would just fight with him. If a boy came, would you dare to do this?
As the fourth brother remembers, when they were in their senior year, a very beautiful girl came to their class. When they first came, Wenwen was quiet and cold. None of the boys in the class dared to talk to them. Lin Jia, while there was no one in the classroom after class, actually ran over to chat with them. Hu Tian was so funny that the girl was trembling and freakish. But the group of lustful and unlucky wolf cubs and the fourth brother were envious. But the boy began to reveal his nature after saying good words, and suddenly asked the girl: "What color of underwear are you wearing today? I guess it's beige! Isn't it right?"
The fourth brother closed his eyes and grinned and waited for the slap. He thought about it and felt pain for him, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't hear any movement. The fourth brother opened his eyes and almost fainted on the spot. It turned out that the girl smiled very boldly and said to Lin Jia: "No! I guess wrong!" Lin Jia naturally said he didn't believe it again. The girl said, "If you don't believe it, please take a look!?" After that, her breasts were still full.
If a boy was probably giggling awkwardly at this moment, the girl said this and bet that you didn’t have the courage. But Lin Jia, the beast, really stretched out his finger to hook the neckline of the other person’s mm and opened it to look! The girl was stupid at that time, and he said to the girl with satisfaction: “Well! I’m not right!? Don’t lie to me! I guessed it very accurately! Uh… very beautiful!” As for what he said “beauty”, it’s unknown.
When the other person reacted, he was so embarrassed that he was dying of shame. He covered his collar and beat Lin Jia to the ground with a shy and angry. The fourth brother thought that the mm would definitely report to the teacher, but after a while, he saw the two people who were chasing and fighting and running back together, and he was happily talking and laughing. Each of them had an ice cream in his hand. It is said that the girl invited him to eat. At that time, the fourth brother almost jumped out of the classroom window with tears in his eyes. Their classroom was on the fifth floor at that time...
Lin Jia is the one who has the ability to do something excessive to other girls but will not cause the girl to be disgusted. Instead, it will feel novel and exciting. The fourth brother secretly asked Lin Jia where he learned this unique skill. Lin Jia told the fourth brother that he learned it from the romance novels and romance comics that girls like to read in the bookstore next to the school, because the protagonists there deal with the girl like this, and the girl will be very happy. Even the trick of asking the girl's underwear color was plagiarized from the book.
Lin Jia has always liked reading novels, comics and other things. And she reads books very fast, and she can read all books after reading martial arts novels. He has basically read romance novels that girls like to read. Thinking about it this way, it makes sense. Since girls like to read those romance novels, they naturally don’t hate the actions of the male pig-legged men in it, and they think it is romantic and sweet. Although Lin Jia is not necessarily the prince charming in their dreams, the behavior is strange and makes the girls feel excited, and they even feel good and expect Lin Jia, a guy who is obviously lustful but has a sincere and pure look. What they enjoy is the stimulation and ambiguous feeling caused by the mutual attraction between boys and girls between the opposite sexes.
As a result, this super secret to picking up girls was spread from the fourth child, and a romance novel craze began to spread among the boys in the whole grade. Even the buddies who usually want to cry when they see books are diligently holding one boring romance novel after another, which makes the teachers in their grade very touched during that period, and the learning atmosphere is strong!
Chapter completed!