Chapter 114 Birds on the road
Some people say they don’t drink when they are happy, and some people say they don’t drink when they are sad. Lin Jia and the others don’t know if this is true. Anyway, they drank 2 boxes of 12 bottles of beer in the end. Even the guy who poured a glass of Lao Si persisted until the end, although they didn’t know the shame.
Lin Jia only felt that when he was halfway through his drinking, he felt that he was almost drunk, and his stomach was surging. However, after that time, he felt that he became more and more sober. The beer in his mouth was like boiled water, and it was fine to drink it. Except for his uncontrollable body, his brain was so clear that he was scary.
After checking out, I called a taxi and moved the fourth brother who was like a dead pig in, then hugged the eldest brother and Meimei who could only help others walk and started to go home.
Lin Jia first asked the taxi to take them to the door of the fourth house, but Lin Jia couldn't help dragging the fourth house down from the taxi. Although his mind was still clear, Lin Jia not only had weak legs, but also had weak limbs. The fourth house is sleeping like a dead pig, and his body is as heavy as a dead corpse. Lin Jia pulled the fourth house by the arm and pulled the radish, and it took a long time to pull the fourth house out of the taxi. Later, the master of the judge couldn't bear it anymore, so he got out of the car and helped Lin Jia take the fourth house to their door. Lin Jia was glad that the fourth house lived on the first floor. If he lived on the fifth floor like him, he had planned to throw the fourth house out of the stairwell.
After knocking for a long time, no one from the fourth family agreed. There was no one at home at midnight at 2:00 a.m. Lin Jia estimated that the fourth family's parents had gone back to their old house in Qiaomiaoling Village. This would be better, so as not to be taught a lesson. He took out the key from the fourth family's pocket and opened the door. Sure enough, there was no one at home. He simply threw the fourth family on the bed, Lin Jia threw the door and left. This guy was so shameless that the girl was not dizzy yet. He was actually dizzy like a dead dog, telling him to drink with the girl next time he didn't drink enough, especially to a girl with Meimei.
The bald judge in his 40s walked back and said with a smile: "Young guys are amazing! Have you drunk a lot?"
Lin Jia smiled embarrassedly and said, "It's not much, just 2 boxes... Sorry, Master Ha! Please trouble you!"
The bald master was shocked and said, "2 boxes? Black [scared] so much! Why haven't you drowned? Two boxes of beer can swim in the bathtub! It's better for young people! It's good to drink kidneys and drink alcohol! If you drink so much water, then running to the toilet will break your legs! " The bald master suddenly smiled meaningfully and looked at Lin Jia's belly down, and then looked at the two girls who seemed to be asleep in the taxi.
The bald master didn't say it was okay. When Lin Jia said that he was going to the toilet, he felt that his bird seemed to explode. He hurriedly said, "Master, wait a little longer! The urine is coming! I'll go down and go!" As he said that, he was panicking and aimed at finding a hidden place, but the urge to urinate, Lin Jia simply made up his mind and stood next to a public telephone booth next to the road along the road. He opened his pants and prepared to release the flood. Anyway, there were no people on the road at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, so he was not afraid of being embarrassed.
When Lin Jia took off his pants and was about to fire, the sound of zipping came from beside him. The judge turned his head and looked at him with a cigarette in his mouth and was standing next to him. He was pulling out the guy, then spread his legs, raised his hips, inhale and shrink his anus. After a calm hum, a 90-direct flow of water was slowly released by the bald uncle.
Lin Jia almost laughed out loud because he saw the bald uncle who was afraid of peeing at his waist and thrusting his waist forward hard. He glanced at the thing that the uncle was holding with his hands. Lin Jia smiled and took out his little bird with a proud look. He stood up with a golden knife on his chest, put his hands on his hips and held the gun in the other hand. After whistling, a thick and rapid water arrow shot out a distance of 2.3 meters and smashed a splash of water on the ground. He looked straight at the bald uncle. When he found that Lin Jia was shooting, he looked straight at his crotch with a faint look. He came to his senses. He shook his hands and shook dry, and then he locked up his stuff with a low look.
Lin Jia didn't stop after this flood discharge for a long time. Lin Jia was confused and thought that it would take 3 minutes to reach less than 5 minutes. After urinating, he felt very comfortable and relaxed! Even after waking up his pants, the taxi uncle leaned against the car door and smoked and smiled mockingly: "Young man is solid [awesome]! It took me more time to urinate than to hand over the public food! Alas! It's not good! It used to be three feet of waves in the wind, but now it's still urinating on the wind! Hehe~ Get in the car!"
Lin Jia laughed so much that he was amused by the unfamiliar words of the taxi, but Meimei rolled down the window from the car and said in a daze: "Crazy~ Why are you parked here?" Lin Jia was sweating all over Nicaragua Falls. They just put water less than 3 meters away from the car, and they completely forgot that there were two girls in the car. They didn't know if they saw it. Lin Jia thought they were asleep, and if they saw it, they would be embarrassed.
Lin Jia opened the car door and sat in and stammered, "I just sent the fourth brother back, and now I'll go back to the community..." Meimei said hazy, then leaned softly on the back of the chair and went over confused. Lin Jia wiped the sweat and the bald uncle with an awkward expression and looked at each other, and laughed dryly.
The taxi uncle made a circle and sent Lin Jia and the others into the community. Lin Jia woke up the drooling boss who was already sleeping in the car. After repeatedly confirming that she could recognize her home door and knew that the key on her keychain was open, Lin Jia felt relieved to let her go home. Seeing her zigzag walking pace, Lin Jia was really afraid that she would fall asleep in that corner in the stairs.
It was not easy for the driver to wait more, Lin Jia asked him to send himself and Meimei to the science popularization Internet cafe. After paying 10 yuan for the car fee, he gave him an extra 5 yuan as the tip for the bald uncle to help deliver the person just now. The bald uncle smiled and repeatedly thanked him, and handed over a red plum cigarette politely. Lin Jia lit it on the bald uncle's lighter and waved at him, half-wrapping and half-helping him up the soft Meimei and entered the Internet cafe.
Lao Zhao was already asleep in the bar in the Internet cafe, and the players in the public area were also playing games silently. After turning off the speaker, only occasionally the sound of keyboard buttons came. Lin Jia looked around and couldn't wake up Lao Zhao, so he had to hug Meimei and go to the private room on the second floor, intending to let her rest there.
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[Trouble: I was exhausted and suddenly worked overtime last night and came back until the morning. I was sleepy and I was sleepy and I was making up for it! The second time I completed it seven times a night! I had to go to bed and go to the bird~ I might not wake up in the afternoon~ See you again in the evening!
PS: In addition, this chapter is a bit vulgar, so girls readers should not read it~What? Have you read it? Uh~ Then just treat it as understanding the privacy of men~
Chapter completed!