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Chapter 29 Painful fat raccoon demon!

If you think the fat raccoon is too miserable, then you are wrong. In fact, there is one even more miserable.

That is...Baocai.

It is said that black dog blood can destroy evil the most... There is only such a big black dog with pure fur in Baixi Village. Who will you put your blood if you don’t put it?

Well, Brother Badger must admit that this idea was made by him. He was barking several times and squirting with a big revenge on Wangcai. This bitch remembers clearly! Wangcai, who was so majestic in the past, probably wouldn't have thought that one day he would fall into this villain... The little demon (it seems to be something wrong, the most accurate statement seems to be a little demon?).

After a while of busy work, Wangcai was dying. A villager harvested a large pot of black dog blood. The pot was found by the yellow badger, and it looked no smaller than the dough tank at Aunt Sun's house...

Countless men from the hunter team plucked up the fat raccoon, holding a torch in one hand and picking up the guy in the other, tremblingly surrounding a large circle. The weapons were roasted on the torch for a while, and they had turned slightly red. If they were pressed on the meat, they would definitely be "cry" and the meat would be boiled with a slight ripe.

Behind the men were women carrying filthy things such as boys’ urine, black dog blood, black donkey urine, etc.

To be honest, I don’t know who came up with the first idea to use these things to subdue demons… Well, the idea is very novel and unique, but Brother Badger, as a little demon with only conscience, can tell everyone very responsibly: Is it useless?

Please, that's a monster! There may not be one of the ten thousand animals! As a high-level life that is completely above ordinary animals, how could it be damaged by the blood and excrement of lower-level animals such as black dogs and black donkeys? It's a huge joke! As for boys' pee? Haha, think about whether you're afraid of the juice sprayed from a delicious peeing beef ball...

But no matter whether the Yellow Badger believes it or not, the villagers believe it anyway.

The encirclement slowly contracted... I don’t know who shouted first, and suddenly a scoop of pissed on the boy with a slutty pee!

Wow!

The crystal urine with the remaining warmth passed through the beautiful parabola in the air... This boy's urine seemed to have fired a gun. In an instant, the smelly black dog blood, the viscous ink mixed with black and red, the smelly black donkey urine, and various unknown liquids flew out, quickly intertwined into a net of heaven and earth, and with the thunder and without rushing, the fat raccoon demon was so cool!

The fat raccoon seemed confused, and looked around at a loss with an unknown liquid on his face.

It happened that the unknown liquid on his hair slid down the fat meat on his face. The fat raccoon subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked it. His body suddenly shook violently. He was stunned for three seconds before he bent down.

"vomit!!!"

Seeing that the fat raccoon was worse than death, the villagers were excited and thought it was effective, and they immediately became more cheerful!

The poor fat raccoon demon was in a stalemate with Fu Yunzi and did not dare to move, so he could only accept it all. After a while, he was soaked from head to toe, and was as embarrassed as a chicken that had just been caught out of the stinky ditch.

The yellow badger twitched when he looked aside... You should know that the effect of these liquids is actually not as good as the burning weapons in the hands of hunters. If they really fight, those weapons may cause a little damage to the monster, but these unknown liquids have no effect except disgusting... But these humans are splashing useless things extremely vigorously.

But then again, disgust is also a weapon, and the damage caused in some aspects may be greater...

Look, the fat raccoon was too mentally injured and was seriously stimulated. After accidentally being thrown into his mouth by a spoonful of that, the fat raccoon finally broke out!

"Yellow——Badger——————————————————Fatty raccoon demon's eyes were so bloody that it was so thick that it was like a resentful woman who was unable to enter the house by her husband three times. Even the yellow badger who was more than ten steps away could feel it.

"It's going to be bad!" Brother Badger's heart skipped a beat and screamed something was wrong!

The fat raccoon demon shouted that if it was "Floating - Cloud - Zi" or "Human - Class", the yellow badger would not feel bad, but if he shouted "Yellow - Badger -", there would be a problem! This shows that at this moment, the fat raccoon demon who was in such a miserable situation was the yellow badger!

Who is the most unlucky person? Of course, he is the culprit who is causing him to be unlucky! Obviously, the fat raccoon has attributed all the reasons for his miserable situation to the yellow badger! This guy doesn't hate the man who sees through his clouds, doesn't hate him for the dirty water, but hates him for the yellow badger!

What's this called a matter!

Brother Badger's anger suddenly came!

Good, you fat raccoon demon! You are the one who sues me in front of the Snake Queen! You are the one who bullies people on weekdays! Even this time, you have to plot against me first, so that Fu Yunzi can show his power to see through you! Every time you take the initiative to make trouble, and in the end, you are still relying on me?

Your Grandpa Badger has never provoked you once, right? You are forced to drag you down the mountain, right? But you always kill Grandpa Badger to death! Grandpa Badger hasn't even been vented, so you called him first?

But the yellow badger forgot that the fat raccoon was originally an irresponsible personality. There are people in this world who were spoiled since childhood and didn’t know who they were, and they were never willing to take responsibility for themselves. If they failed, they attribute the reasons to various external factors, but never find problems in themselves.

The fat crocodile demon has never suffered any grievances since he was a child under the shadow of Li Dazhen. During this period, not only was the yellow badger not only lost his grievance, but he also ate it more than once, and he had already hated the yellow badger very much. In his opinion, all the dissatisfaction is because of the yellow badger! All the failure is because of the yellow badger's dissatisfaction! I hurt you, how dare you not cooperate?

It was already late at this time, and the torches swaying around the surroundings made the fat raccoon dazzled, as if faces were mocking him ruthlessly. The air was fishy and smelly, the body was wet and sticky, and there was a disgusting smell in his mouth... All this seemed to condense a whirlpool, swallowing the remaining reason of the fat raccoon, causing him to act recklessly.

The fat raccoon stomped his feet, stared at the red eyes, pointed at the yellow badger with one hand, and shouted fiercely and loudly:

"You lowly..."

As soon as the fat raccoon opened his mouth, the yellow badger knew what the fat raccoon wanted to say, because this sentence was so familiar! That's right, it was "the lowly badger demon!" When he was on the Snake King Mountain, he used this sentence to open the remarks every time he saw him!

But that was in Snake King Mountain! If you say this sentence now, it would be a bad thing!

Therefore, as soon as the fat raccoon opened his mouth, the yellow badger had already rushed over... When the word "you" was the word "your". When the yellow badger was still moving more than a dozen steps away, he said "cheat", the yellow badger's fist had already hit his face.

Bang!

This solid punch directly deformed a fat face, and even knocked the fat raccoon demon back into his stomach. Although the yellow badger has no strength now, the fat raccoon demon was also suppressed by the demon mirror and did not avoid the punch.

The villagers were stunned.

"What do you want to say? Hum?" Huang Badger shouted, punching and kicking the fat raccoon demon, "Do you want to say 'You lowly human'? Bah! What's wrong with me being a human? I'm proud! Why are you noble monsters? We humans are lowly, and you can let you kill and eat whatever you want? Well? I'll do it for the Taoist priest today and kill you a nonsense thing!"

"I mean you are a lowly person... Woo woo!" The fat raccoon struggled desperately.

"You lowly demon! Don't shut up!" Huang Yao interrupted the fat raccoon with another slap, then grabbed his head and arched it left and right, so that the fat raccoon could not spit out a complete sentence. (Fortunately, Fu Yunzi, who was sweating profusely, seemed to see the savior, and added a force at the right time, making the golden light of the demon mirror even more powerful, which made the fat raccoon unable to break free for a while... Of course, it also made the yellow badger more comfortable to suck.)

"nozuonodie, whyyoutry? If you don't commit suicide, you won't die. I understand? A stupid person with no brains, don't think about where this place is before speaking? This is the territory of human beings! Why did you, a monster, come here? No one can save you if you talk nonsense!" Brother Badger shouted while beating.

The villagers opened their mouths blankly, feeling that their minds were not enough... Not only because they saw someone who really dared to attack the demon, but also because Brother Badger was so rumored that no one could understand the first few words! They could understand the next few words, but unfortunately they were just a pun. The villagers were normal, but they fell into the ears of the fat raccoon.

Yes! What did you do when you go to the human world?

Come and find the eldest master for the Snake Queen!

Thinking of the ruthless Snake Queen, something called reason finally slowly returned to the fat raccoon demon.

"You are mentally retarded!" After finding an opportunity, the yellow badger grabbed the fat raccoon's ear and lowered his voice and said viciously in a voice that only two demons could hear: "You dare to fight in the internal strife, and it will ruin the Snake Queen's affairs. One hundred of you and your parents are not enough to kill the king! Are you looking for death?"

The fat raccoon was striking and stammering.

Huang Yao also knew that if this guy was really going to die, he would have to offer himself before he died, so he roared again: "Old man Bai has notified other immortal cultivators, why don't you get out if you don't want to die!"

As he said that, he slapped the fat raccoon in the face and turned around like a top. However, he pretended to be exhausted and was slapped on the ground.

The fat raccoon finally knew that it was at least right. He covered his face and didn't say anything, and used the demonic power to struggle desperately.

Fu Yunzi was already at the end of his strength at this time. Before the fat raccoon demon struggled a few times, he saw the golden light in the demon mirror dimming quickly. The fat raccoon demon was overjoyed and jumped out of the encirclement of the villagers. The fat body bounced at an unreasonable speed and quickly fled to the distance. After a while, there was no shadow...

Buzz...

The demon-scan mirror in the air suddenly trembled, falling down as if it had lost its power. It quickly became smaller during the process of falling, and it turned back to the small octagonal bronze mirror. Fu Yunzi reached out to catch it, but he shivered and almost couldn't catch it.

I saw the old Taoist priest's face pale as white paper, his steps were floating, his eyes were deep, as if he had done so much in a night, and he felt like he had been hollowed out. But when the villagers looked over, they forced themselves to cheer up and showed an ugly smile, and said with a shameless face: "Don't be afraid, the monster has been beaten away by me..."

But this time, few people believed him.
Chapter completed!
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