Chapter 184 Two little devils
Erbiao followed Brother Feng and walked up with trembling courage. Lin Bufan was lying on the bed and covering his head with a quilt. They both slowly approached Lin Bufan step by step. Although their actions were silent, Lin Bufan could feel the cold and cold air on the Yin Ling's body. Lin Bufan knew that they had approached him.
"Ah!" Lin Bufan lifted the quilt and opened his mouth and shouted at the two brothers. Lin Bufan's eyes were also wide open, and the expression on his face was extremely ferocious.
"My God!" Erbiao was so scared that he ran away, and Brother Feng followed Erbiao and ran downstairs.
"You two sluts are scared to death." Lin Bufan cursed loudly at the downstairs.
"Oh my god, this person is scarier than a ghost, and his soul almost scared him away." Erbiao muttered as he patted his chest.
"It's all the world now. People are not afraid of ghosts anymore. It's really unreasonable to scare ghosts." Brother Feng simply sat on the ground, and he was also shocked.
"Damn it, as the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake. I don't believe it today. Erbiao, let's go up and fight him." Brother Feng thought for a while and got up and walked upstairs, while Erbiao leaned against the wall and didn't move.
"You are so scared, hurry up and follow me, I will take the lead this time." Brother Feng urged Erbiao.
"Brother Feng, let's not go up. That person is very evil. Let's go and pour this place for him." Yin Ling's face was blue, but Erbiao's face was black now. He was really afraid of Lin Bufan now.
"Why are you so doomed? I think he is just a fake Taoist priest. Let's drive him away today." Brother Feng walked forward and grabbed Erbiao's arm and pulled him upstairs. Erbiao had no choice but to follow Brother Feng upstairs again.
This time, Lin Bufan sat on the bed and watched them go upstairs. When they went upstairs, they found Lin Bufan looking at them. Brother Feng's steps slowed down for a moment, and he was stunned for a moment. He didn't understand why Lin Bufan was so brave. Erbiao hid behind Brother Feng and secretly glanced at Lin Bufan.
"Who are you and why you scare us? Don't you know what it means to come first and then arrive?" Brother Feng walked over to Lin Bufan cautiously.
"I know you two live here first, so I didn't drive you away. It's already great that I asked you to stay here with me. I didn't expect you two little devils to repay you so much that they wanted to deal with me." Lin Bufan stared at the two cowards with his eyes.
"I knew we had lived here for a long time. Now that you are disturbing our lives, I'll ask you to leave here, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." Brother Feng rolled up his sleeves and took out his posture of fighting with Lin Bufan, and Lin Bufan just waved to them and asked them to come over.
"Oh, this kid is so arrogant at such a young age. Erbiao, I don't believe that we can't fight him alone." Brother Feng was eager to try after saying that, and he was a little afraid to go first.
"Brother Feng, go first, I'll give you a cushion." Erbiao widened his eyes at this time, and his whole face became very ferocious. It would be fine if his face scares ordinary people, but it is already immune to Lin Bufan. Some of the evil ghosts that Lin Bufan has come into contact with are a hundred times more fierce than theirs, but in the end they are still dealt with by Lin Bufan.
"Don't tell me it's useless, let's go together." The two of them walked towards Lin Bufan shoulder to shoulder.
Lin Bufan leisurely held the soul-catching bag on the bedside table in his hand, and looked at the two brothers: "I am Tianmu, chasing the sky, my eyes are like thunder and lightning, shining with the eight poles, and I see everything in my mouth, and everything is hidden, and I am as anxious as the law, and soul-catching!"
After reciting this spell, Lin Bufan bit his index finger and drew a bloody gossip at the bottom of the soul-catching bag. A red light flashed into the soul-catching bag and the two little ghosts opposite him were taken into the soul-catching bag. Lin Bufan took out another evil-suppressing talisman and stuck it at the mouth of the bag. He sealed the soul-suppressing bag.
"I made you two blind. The place I rented for. It would be nice to let you stay here. I actually wanted to drive me away. I don't know how many eyes Mr. Ma has. You two should stay in this soul-catching bag for a while. When will I be happy? When will I release you two?" Lin Bufan said this and threw the soul-catching bag aside, then lay on the bed and fell asleep.
Just when Lin Bufan was sleeping soundly, the third brother woke Lin Bufan up.
"You kid is still sleeping. The sun is so good that your butt is so bad. I'll pay you to open the Maoshan Hall to make you sleep. If you don't open the door and sleep here at 10 o'clock in the afternoon, why are you so heartless?" The third brother woke Lin Bufan and kept scolding Lin Bufan.
Lin Bufan felt that he had just lie down, how could it be past ten o'clock in the afternoon? He raised his head and looked at the wall clock on the wall, pointing the hour hand to the ten-point needle in the direction of fifteen.
"It's really past ten o'clock." Lin Bufan smiled at the third brother awkwardly.
"I said, can you be more hygienic? Look, your socks and clothes are thrown all over the floor, and you are covered in dust. You have a water heater in the room. Can you take a shower first?" The third brother frowned and pointed at the socks and clothes on the ground and said to Lin Bufan.
"Aren't I used to being sloppy? You have to give me some time to adapt." When Lin Bufan finished speaking, his third brother was so angry that his face turned green.
"Lin Bufan. You are so good. I really admire you today. You are really my father!" After saying this, the third brother ran downstairs.
"I seem to be older than your father." Lin Bufan muttered, not knowing if the third brother heard it.
Lin Bufan got up and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. There happened to be a bath towel on the toilet lid, so Lin Bufan didn't care about that much and picked up the bath towel and rubbed it. Lin Bufan didn't know how long it took for him to take a shower. Anyway, Lin Bufan knew that the water from a water heater had not washed his body, so he finally got some cold water to rinse his body.
"Can you put on the Taoist robe that your master left for you?" When Lin Bufan came down, the third brother brewed a pot of tea and savored the tea leisurely on the sofa.
"That's fine. My master's robe has been patched with a lot of patches, and it's so cold that it's so ugly when worn."
"That's better than the Adid you wear. Now it's popular with retro style. Rich people don't eat any abalone and lobster. They like to drive to the countryside to eat corn porridge and small crumb porridge, and then make some dipping sauce." The third brother's mouth was still clattering when he said this.
"Stern brother, don't quit your mouth. I can still satisfy you with corn porridge and small porridge. You can tell me how many bowls you eat. I'll buy it for you now."
"I'm so fucking tickling, I want to eat abalone and lobster. What kind of corn porridge should I eat?" The third brother said angrily, saying, "I glanced at Lin Bufan.
"You want to eat abalone and lobster. I can't satisfy you at the moment. When I make money, I will treat you to it."
"Forget it, it would be strange if you can make money if you are not motivated. If I hadn't called you today, you would probably have to sleep until night before you get up. You are Maoshantang, which is open during the day, and it is not my sexual health care product store..." The third brother began to criticize Lin Bufan again, and Lin Bufan was already used to it. Although the third brother was nagging, Lin Bufan knew that he was doing it for his own good.
"Are you going to change your Taoist robe?" The third brother went around and circled back.
"Okay, okay, okay, can't I change it? You're really troublesome." Lin Bufan was really impatient. If he didn't replace the Taoist robe today, the third brother would be able to say nothing.
Lin Bufan changed into the Taoist robe left to him by the master and walked down. The third brother nodded with satisfaction when he saw Lin Bufan wearing the shabby Taoist robe.
"By the way, I want to give you something." The third brother mysteriously took out a black convenience bag from behind, and Lin Bufan walked forward curiously.
"It's this, it's perfect to wear this." The third brother took out a gossip hat from the black convenience bag and put it on Lin Bufan's head.
"No, not bad, it's a bit like a Taoist priest." The third brother dug Lin Bufan and said to Lin Bufan with a smile.
"Where did you make this hat?" Lin Bufan was a little curious about why the third brother had this.
"Haha, this is not simple. Some Taobao stores sell for more than ten yuan and twenty yuan. Your hat was given by my girlfriend." At this time, the third brother smiled strangely.
"What is ***? Is he a new thing in Taoism?" Lin Bufan asked the third brother in confusion. Lin Bufan felt that this *** must have something to do with the gossip hats being placed together and sold.
"How can I say this? It is a very magical thing. Women can confuse men as long as they wear it and make some men move. Do you understand?" The third brother smiled obscenely, and the expression on his face was a little intoxicated.
"I don't understand." Lin Bufan shook his head.
"You are an old antique. You don't understand after I said it. I don't want to explain so much to you. It's just playing the piano." After the third brother said that, he began to play the tea set on the table again. Lin Bufan returned to his table and sat down. He took the sign on the table in front of him. He leaned his mouth with his right hand, picked up a sign in the left hand and placed it in the tube, then picked up another sign and placed it in the tube. Lin Bufan was so bored that he was dying.
"Brother Third, have you told you what I told you last night and the secrets below?"
"If you don't mention this, I'll really forget it. I told the ghost messengers about your business and asked you to take a year off. They disagreed and said they wouldn't give you a day off. Now the underworld is too busy, and there are not enough ghost messengers below, so the above things can only depend on you ghost messengers in the world." The third brother stopped talking.
Chapter completed!