Chapter 506 Li Er squatting on the toilet
"Hi, Your Majesty, if you can know it just by saying it, then what are the eight treasures? Eight treasures and eight treasures are precious on one treasure. If you have the chance, I will give it to the emperor and try it." Zhang Nan said.
Li Er nodded, then continued to ask: "Then besides these eight seafood treasures, are there other eight treasures?"
"This is naturally. In addition to the eight seafood treasures, there are eight mountain treasures, eight bird treasures, and eight grass treasures. Each one has a great taste." Zhang Nan said. In fact, Zhang Nan had never eaten these things. After all, eating bear's paws, monkey heads, ape lips, and elephant pulls in later generations was illegal. Even if it was not illegal, Zhang Nan could not afford it.
"If you want to eat this, I think Qingquan is the best in the world. I think it would be good if you come to my imperial kitchen to be a chef in the future." Li Er laughed out loud after saying that, but soon, Zhang Nan's subsequent words made Li Er unable to laugh.
"Your Majesty, are you saying true? If you go to cook for you, don't you have to go to court or do other things? Then the relationship is good. Your Majesty, please see when will I take up my post? I promise that as long as the Majesty wants to eat, I can make different foods for the Majesty to eat every day." Zhang Nan said with a look of surprise.
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"Hmph." Li Er did not reply to Zhang Nan in a positive way, but just gave Zhang Nan a word for Zhang Nan to experience it himself. After saying that, Li Er turned around and ignored Zhang Nan, but sat on the bow of the boat and caught fish on his own.
Zhang Nan was bored and didn't care. After shrugging, Zhang Nan went to the kitchen to cook for himself. After all, the shark fin soup was not considered a staple food just now, and most of it was put into the stomachs of Li Er and Queen Changsun. Zhang Nan actually didn't eat much.
Li Er took the bow of the boat and went fishing, and the ministers finally got some leisure and could visit the yacht.
The crowd went from noon to night to come back with fun.
Li Er got off the boat and did not bother Zhang Nan much, but took Queen Changsun to the sea view room prepared for them. After all, Li Er liked Zhang Nan at first when he saw Zhang Nan's house. Now he finally had time to go to see his house. Li Er was too lazy to talk nonsense to Zhang Nan.
The boss Li Er, the leader, left, and the court officials dispersed in groups of three or three, and Zhang Nan also asked Cui Yue to go back to the house first. The excuse was to park the yacht to a Feng Shui treasure land.
Although this excuse is awkward, Cui Yue still believed it.
When everyone dispersed, Zhang Nan finally had the opportunity to implement his long-planned plan, which was to give Cui Yue a real honeymoon trip, and the tool was on this newly loaned yacht.
After working hard until the bright moon shines, Zhang Nan has finished the yacht. Looking at the very warm yacht, Zhang Nan couldn't help but like himself. The yacht bed has already covered Zhang Nan with rose petals.
The chandelier also covered Zhang Nan with a layer of pink gauze. As soon as the light is turned on, it will definitely be extremely warm.
Zhang Nan had already decided to spend a good night with Cui Yue on the yacht tonight.
After docking the yacht on the dock, Zhang Nan got off the boat secretly, for fear of being caught. Although it was Zhang Nan's freedom to go wherever he went, Zhang Nan always felt that he wanted to carry someone on his back.
But God does not follow people's wishes. Just as Zhang Nan had just got off the boat and had not walked two steps, a familiar voice came from behind.
"Qingquan, it's so late, where are you going?"
When Zhang Nan turned around, he saw Li Er walking out of the shadow. Zhang Nan didn't know what he should think. It was so late and such a big beach that Zhang Nan could actually meet Li Er. How small is it to meet.
"Hahaha, Master, why are you not sleeping yet so late?" After Zhang Nan said that, he looked up at the top of his head and signaled that it was very late now, and if nothing happened, he should go back to bed.
"Don't fight with me, haha, aren't you sleeping? I just saw that the moonlight is good tonight, so I came to watch the moonlight." After Li Er said that, he turned his back and raised his head to look like he was watching the moon.
"Who are you fooling about? Who is standing in the woods to watch the moon? Are you afraid you are not using the toilet inside?" Zhang Nan rolled his eyes in his heart and said.
However, Zhang Nan really guessed it right. Li Er was really convenient for him to come out. The main reason was that the toilet that Zhang Nan had cleaned for Li Er made Li Er uncomfortable.
Li Er ate a lot of food today. Finally, he finally digested it at night. He wanted to go to the toilet to make it easier, but as soon as he entered the toilet, Li Er was stunned. What was the thing with a big mouth open?
However, Li Er soon realized that this thing might be convenient for people to sit, so Li Er tried it. As a result, like many people who were used to squatting and going to sit on the toilet, after sitting for half an hour, Li Er always felt that he was sitting on a chair and could not get out.
So Li Er changed his position and squatted directly on the toilet. However, after squatting on it, Li Er still couldn't get out, so Li Er could only use the excuse of going out for a walk and saying goodbye to Emperor Changsun and then going to the beach for convenience.
As soon as Li Er finished the convenience, he saw Zhang Nan, who was like a thief, quietly getting off the yacht, so Li Er called Zhang Nan.
"Your Majesty, please enjoy the moon slowly, I will go home first." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he planned to use oil to the bottom of his feet. Moreover, Zhang Nan had made up his mind to wait until the middle of the night to set off. Li Er was ruining his good deeds.
But obviously Li Er did not intend to let Zhang Nan go like this.
"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong anyway. Qingquan, just accompany me for a walk."
"I'm fine if you're okay, I'm fine." Zhang Nan shouted in his heart. Today is the day when he is driving a yacht to accompany his wife to sea. What's wrong with you, a big man, now?
However, Li Er didn't know that Zhang Nan had so much mental activity, but instead walked towards the yacht. After all, there was a mark left by Li Er just now, so Li Er naturally would not walk behind.
Zhang Nan saw that Li Er had already walked forward, and there was no way. Who would let someone be the emperor? Now Zhang Nan could only pray in his heart that Li Er would be tired and tired soon. In this way, he could hurry home and notify Cui Yue, otherwise what would happen if Cui Yue fell asleep when she went back?
But Li Er seemed to have deliberately opposed Zhang Nan. When he walked to the yacht parked at the pier, Li Er didn't leave. Instead, he pointed at the yacht and said, "I want to go up, Qingquan, you can accompany me."
Chapter completed!